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NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED ----- Plot Summary; Credit: Wikipedia. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. Erik and Cooze are attending their first year at college, and Dwight Stifler brings the boys into the Beta fraternity. The boys go through a long list of trials to get into the Beta fraternity. They end up being challenged by the GEEKs for their house to end their feud once and for all. Dwight, Erik's cousin & leader of the Beta frat, wants to put an end to the Geeks who keep messing with the Beta traditions so the leader of the GEEKs proceed to bring back the "Greek Olympiad" under the terms that if Beta House won, the GEEKs would move out and vice versa. The Olympiad was banned after the '60s match when Mr. Levenstein was Captain. In the end the Beta house beats the GEEKs and take their mansion house making them the dominant house once again.
7 Sep 2009
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The clip Elyse and Matt At Mr. Levenstein's from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Arielle Kebbel, Tad Hilgenbrink He attacked us with pepper spray... and ruined our graduation. I went there for a friendly game... Hold it. Hold it. Kids. Okay... where are your clothes? I have them. May I ask why? Well, they got me naked- Oh, whatever. He took his own pants off... And they stole my clothes. And I got stuck up there with Mrs. Doubtfire checking out my... Let me see if I have this straight. Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead... just to gain the approval of his sociopathic brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude... who needs to loosen up and get laid. Excuse the expression, dear. Is that close to being on the money? Look, kids... the only way to solve your differences... is by working together. So why don't you start tomorrow... by putting one foot in front of the other?
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Matt Meats Mr. Levenstein from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Jun Hee Lee, Tad Hilgenbrink You want to tell me what the hell you're doing here, Stifler? It don't matter, Big O. He ain't gonna be here long. Bitch! Get over here. Macro gonna fuck your ass up, fool. What the fuck's a macro? The Macro. Morale And Conflict Resolution Officer. I heard this one time, this kid went into that office... a baritone and came out a soprano. Clarinet up the ass backwards, yo. What? Pussies. Oh, I'm sorry. Frankenstein. Scary stuff. I am just a Boris Karloff nut. I'm the Macro, Mr. Levenstein. Holy shit, you're Jim's dad. He screwed that redheaded nympho chick at my lake house. Oh, my, you're not a Stifler? Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt. There are two Stiflers? Yes, sir. Hey, what're you doing here? Oh, well, Jim is now out of the house, married to Michelle... that redheaded nympho chick that you spoke of. And, being a former Tall Oaks Counsellor of the Year... she was hired to be the Macro this summer, but she got pregnant. No doubt due to the tendencies you alluded to earlier. And I have a great rapport with young people... so I just stepped in and volunteered. That cretin is not in our band, and we are not responsible for his actions. Who pissed in your piccolo? I'm sensing some hostility here. He poisoned my band. What? I'm the Macro and it's my job to deal with... What is he doing here? Matt Stifler is pure evil just like his brother.
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Matt Meats Mr. Levenstein Part 2 from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Eugene Levy, Tad Hilgenbrink ... conflict. Thanks, Leesy. She seems nice. There are rules, of course. You will have to wear a beanie. Yeah. Oh, I know. It's a little silly, but it's tradition here... something you're familiar with, being on the football team, I'm sure... with your elephant walks and circle jerks and drinking butt beer. But here, you just have to wear a silly little hat and... a somewhat stylish Tall Oaks T-shirt. Yeah.
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Matt Meats Mr. Levenstein Part 2 from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Eugene Levy, Tad Hilgenbrink ... conflict. Thanks, Leesy. She seems nice. There are rules, of course. You will have to wear a beanie. Yeah. Oh, I know. It's a little silly, but it's tradition here... something you're familiar with, being on the football team, I'm sure... with your elephant walks and circle jerks and drinking butt beer. But here, you just have to wear a silly little hat and... a somewhat stylish Tall Oaks T-shirt. Yeah.
19 Feb 2012
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Get ready for the craziest freshman year ever: American Pie is pledging Beta House in this Unrated version of the comedy. Join Mr. Levenstein (Eugene Levy) for the hottest piece of Pie yet!
7 Sep 2011
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The clip Noah Levenstein Agrees to Help from American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) Are you out of yourmind? The Greek Olympiad has been banned forlife. You'll all get thrown off campus. That's a chance we're gonna have to take. But the Greek Olympiad is crazy. I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted, but there is a degree of perversion in these games which I don't think would serve you kids well. Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain to ever win the Greek Olympiad? Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago. His name was Noah Levenstein. Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day. But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then. I was just a dumb kid. Mr Levenstein, we need you. Tradition states that the last team captain to win comes back to officiate. I know it's tradition. I... I suppose I could do it. I'd have to call in and take a few personal days. Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you. Stifler! This just came for you, man. What is it? This is interesting. Hello!
16 Nov 2011
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The clip Noah Levenstein's Advice from American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) I now pronounce you life partners. Would you like to seal it with a kiss? No. Yes. Number 41. Make it official. Because I'm a gentleman. You boys are such an inspiration. I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating. What do you think? Yes. Definitely. Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's IDs. Come on, Manny. You're joking, right? I'm afraid not. You see, the new ownership of this establishment doesn't condone underage drinking. Officers, please escort these minors from the premises. Can I touch your gun? All right, okay. We're going. Bye-bye. You're fucking with traditions, Edgar. I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down. Take him away. You know, you are way too classy, and have way too nice of a body to be hanging out with a douche bag like that. Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great. I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you. Stifler. What? Your lawyer's here. Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in. You have a lawyer?. Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here. Well, you know me. I'm always down forthe cause. Betas for life, baby. Betas for life. Mr Levenstein? Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad? They're good. They're really good, actually. Well, that's good. Hey, guys, this is Noah. He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counselling consigliere. This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine. Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure. Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again.
16 Nov 2011
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The clip The boys departing for the summer from American Pie 2 (2001) with Thomas Ian Nicholas, Jason Biggs We're gonna be the shit. Everybody on the beach is gonna know us. Plenty of opportunities to practise for Nadia. Throw a huge party at the end of the summer to cap it all off. Dude, that's a great idea. That way we'll be able to welcome Heather back... and we'll be able to prepare for Nadia's big arrival. This is it. This is my summer of love. Just thought I'd say goodbye to you animals. Hey, Mr Levenstein. How are you, sir? All packed up, I see. We're all set, Dad. Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine. Come on and give your old man a hug. Keep it real, homies. You too, sir. Have a good summer. All right, let's go. I've been running these numbers here... and I don't think the four of us can afford this place. Not on summer jobs. Well, I kinda thought of that. So, I invited someone else.
18 Nov 2011
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The clip opening scene from American Wedding (2003) with Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan Well, Michelle, we did it. Happy graduation. You know, living at my parents' house, th-that's, um... that's a temporary thing. Uh, we've been going out for, what, three years. You're not, like, getting bored with things, are you? Michelle, I... I'm gonna ask you something that I've never asked you before. Is it kinky? I don't think so. No. You don't have to be embarrassed if you want to add more spiciness to our relationship. Actually, um, maybe you could just, uh, you know, use your napkin. My napkin? Mr. Levenstein. Yes. You have a phone call. Excuse me. Thank you. Hello. Jim, it's Dad. Uh, you left the ring at home. The box is empty. But-But I'm on my way, and I've got the... I've got the ring, so don't panic, son. Okay? Bye-bye. [Phone Beeps Off] Who was that? Uh, that was my dad. That was, uh, my dad. That was, uh... He couldn't get through on... I didn't answer my cell. So he was, uh, getting all, uh... was getting all worried. You know how he is. But everything is, uh... everything is okay now. Everything is, uh... Everything is perfectly fine. I think I know what you're gonna ask me. And it's okay. I... I don't have to use my napkin. Wha... I've got my own techniques.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip After Band Camp from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Chris Owen You know, you're like your brother, Steve. And I don't think those are the shoes you should be so eager to fill. You know, the people Steve thought were his friends... really didn't like him very much. What? But I think you're different. I think people want to like you, Matt. You just make it really hard. Parting is such sweet sorrow. When you're a loser. Mr. Levenstein reports that there were a few incidents... at camp. But he also says that... you bonded with the band briefly. When school starts, you're going to be on a very short leash. Remember, the Shermanator sees it all. Be gone. Did everybody hate my brother? Stardate: August 21, 2005. Some progress made with Stiffy Junior. Behaviour modification evident. Will continue to monitor. Shermanator out.
30 Nov 2011
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From the movie American Reunion - Jim (Jason Biggs) talks to his dad, Mr. Levenstein (Eugene Levy), about meeting somebody new.
2 Apr 2012
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