Mr. Peeper "Meet papa peepers"
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Directed by Don Joslyn (1970)
Starring Julie Newmar, Wally Cox, Victor Buono
Get ready for a wild flashback from the Swingin' Seventies with The Seduction of a Nerd starring legendary iconic actress Julie Newmar! When the indomitable CEO of the Mother Knows Best Toy Company, Mother (Julie Newmar) sees her sales slipping, she goes to extremes to find the next big toy to save her company. She finds her salvation in nerdy toy designer Clyde King (Wally Cox, "Mr. Peepers", "Underdog"). With the help of her man-child son (Victor Buono), Mother tries to lure Clyde to the company with a string of luscious prostitutes, all to no avail. Just as Mother is about to give up hope, she discovers that the hapless nerd is truly in love with her, because she reminds him of his mother! Featuring an electric score from legendary composer Quincy Jones, The Seduction of a Nerd is a crazy geek-out of epic proportions!
The clip a-double-phone-call from Falling Down (1993) with Rachel Ticotin, Robert Duvall. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
Hi, it's me.
He's eating and resting comfortably now.
-Who is? -Mr. Peepers.
-Good! -I'm sorry about before.
I really blew my top...
That's okay, honey. Could you hold on one second?
White shirt and tie.
Could you hold on?
I gotta go.
Just one second. It's very important.
Detective Torres! Excuse me.
We have about 7 million people waiting to make a statement.
Let me call you right back.
What's wrong? What are you doing?
Nothing's wrong. What do you mean?
-You come home then. -I can't.
It's your last day. What are they going to do, fire you?
There's a lot of red tape. As soon as I get done, I can go home.
I'll call you in a while, okay?
Wait a minute. Make a list.
-A list? -We need boneless chicken...
...skinless. Red peppers...
...not green, red.
Honey, hold on one second.
I am tying up the phone here.
Just listen for once in your life.
A girl at the drive-by said a man in a shirt and tie...
...attacked her homeboys with a baseball bat.
Somebody's let that dog off the leash.
I think you've got last-day-itis.
This man was not swinging a bat. He has a gym bag full of guns.
A gym bag?
You asked me to tell you what he wore. I gotta run.
We have to canvas the neighborhood.
One more second.
Please. It's important.
-Why don't you go to the store? -Why?
It's my last day.
The guys might want to have a send off or something.
What're they gonna do? Get some broad...
...with tassels dangling, dancing on your desk?
Look, while you have been playing cop...
...I'm at home planning your retirement.
The clip shut-up-amanda from Falling Down (1993) with Robert Duvall, Robert Duvall. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
No answer at the ex-wife.
-You send the cavalry? -No, Pacific Division are pricks.
They can't send units to the same address three times in a day...
...to comfort some hysterical woman.
-What do you want to do? -Go to Venice.
Get that, would you?
Who the fuck is this?
Shit. It's your wife.
Oh, boy. Hon?
Yeah, "hon." I know who that was!
Mr. Peepers just scratched the shit out of me...
...and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig.
Something important's come up.
What am I? Dog vomit?
Your wife says she's bleeding to death...
...and you say something important has come up?
-When are you coming home? -I don't know.
Don't tell me you don't know.
I want to know when the hell you're coming home, now!
Amanda, shut up!
Did you hear me? Shut up!
I'll get home when I'm finished, not a second before. Is that clear?
Is that clear?
You don't have to bite my head off.
And you have dinner ready and waiting for me, okay?
And leave the skin on the chicken. All right?
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Carrie Bradshaw runs into animalistic bar patron Mr. Peepers, and she can't resist his charm. Aired 11/20/99