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Zach Galifianakis sells his latest book in this exclusive clip from "Dinner for Schmucks", starring Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell.
9 Jul 2010
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The comedy “Dinner for Schmucks” tells the story of Tim (Paul Rudd), an up-and-coming executive who has just received his first invitation to the "dinner for idiots," a monthly event hosted by his boss that promises bragging rights (and maybe more) to the exec that shows up with the biggest buffoon.
13 Jul 2010
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Cuenta la historia de Tim, un ejecutivo que recibe su primera invitación a la cena para tontos, un evento mensual organizado por su jefe quien promete otorgar beneficios al ejecutivo que se presente con el mejor bufón de la noche. Comedia, protagonizada por Paul Rudd y Steve Carell que se estrena en Argentina el 4 de Noviembre.
15 Jul 2010
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Song: "Catch My Disease" by Ben Lee "Dinner for Schmucks" tells the story of Tim (Paul Rudd), a guy on the verge of having it all. The only thing standing between him and total career success is finding the perfect guest to bring to his boss' annual Dinner for Extraordinary People, an event where the winner of the evening brings the most eccentric character as his guest. Enter Barry (Steve Carell), a guy with a passion for dressing mice up in tiny outfits to recreate great works of art. From Jay Roach, director of "Meet the Parents" and "Meet the Fockers" comes an unforgettable feast about two unlikely friends and one very memorable dinner. Genre: Comedy Official Site: *******www.DinnerForSchmucks**** Director: Jay Roach Cast: Ron Livingston, Bruce Greenwood, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, Jemaine Clement, Stephanie Szostak, Jeff Dunham
13 May 2010
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The clip The Waxing from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell It looks man-tastic. Okay. Wow! I didn't expect that at all. I really didn't expect that. You got it. The first one is the only one that hurts. Yeah. Those hairs are pretty deep. Okay. You ready? Yup. Sucker motherfucker! You shithead! I hate you! I hate you so much! That one hurt. That one hurt just as much as the first one. That's great, man. Man! One, two, three. Fuck me! In the asshole! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really don't swear this much. You know what, I got a weak stomach. That's all I can really take. I'll see ya'll. Jay. Be tough, Andy, you got it. Where did Jay go? He went to throw up. Ready? Yup. One, two. Cocksucker motherfucker! You pulled on two. Why didn't you pull on three? Freddy pie hole! No! Kelly Clarkson! Ya'll done or ya'll... That's fucked up. Oh, shit falls! That's fucked up. I hate you.
12 Nov 2011
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The clip Story of a virgin from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell Andy! Andy, come on. We were just kidding. Pointless. Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin. Don't be such a baby. They were just having fun. They didn't mean anything. Get away from me, David. Wait a minute. Stop following me! Hold up. Hold on. I'm gonna have to quit my job now. You don't have to quit your job. You know what, I don't wanna go out with you guys. Fine. Okay? I don't need your help. Okay, fine, you don't have to go out with us if you don't want. You know what, I respect women, I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them. Okay. I have a very fulfilling life. And now, I am making your silver pants blue. Get some roadburn, come on! Come on, sucker! # Now, pretty ladies around the world # # Got a weird thing to show you ## So, how could this not have happened? It just never happened. When I was young, I tried, and it didn't happen. And then I got older and I got more and more nervous... because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of... weirded out about it. Then it really didn't happen... and then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying.
19 Nov 2011
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The clip delivering porn from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell Can I come in? Yeah. Sweet video game chair. So what's in the box? It's my personal collection of erotica. I want to give it to you. I think there might be a few tapes in there that just might open up... Pandora's box of love. Okay. Amy and I, we used to watch Harry Twatter... and we'd put it on the television... and then act it out as it was going on... and it was... She's adorable. Fucking bitch. Well, you know, this is really gracious and kind... and generous and everything. But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment. There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock? Yeah. Well, this is... It's called School of... You know... That's nice. But it stars Jack Black Cock. That makes sense. Dude, here it is. Boner Jams '03. It's a mixed tape I made. All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003. I think you'd really dig it. Yeah. Now I can see that. This is... Everybody Loves Raymond. That's probably not supposed to be... This is a good show. I just tape it sometimes. Well, I don't think you understand something, Dave. I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much. What, masturbate? Yeah. Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here. Are you kidding me? Why not? It's not a hobby of mine. Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have. No, seriously, I just don't feel comfortable talking about... You need to. You're wound up. You're like one of these action figures... all hermetically sealed in your box. You gotta play with... Don't! Don't take it out! I'm sorry. You know what, it's just... It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging. I'm just saying, let it out. Give it some air, man. Play with it.
27 Nov 2011
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The clip pep talk from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell Andy! Andy, come on. We were just kidding. Pointless. Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin. Don't be such a baby. They were just having fun. They didn't mean anything. Get away from me, David. Wait a minute. Stop following me! Hold up. Hold on. I'm gonna have to quit my job now. You don't have to quit your job. You know what, I don't wanna go out with you guys. Fine. Okay? I don't need your help. Okay, fine, you don't have to go out with us if you don't want. You know what, I respect women, I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them. Okay. I have a very fulfilling life. And now, I am making your silver pants blue. Get some roadburn, come on! Come on, sucker! # Now, pretty ladies around the world # # Got a weird thing to show you ## So, how could this not have happened? It just never happened. When I was young, I tried, and it didn't happen. And then I got older and I got more and more nervous... because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of... weirded out about it. Then it really didn't happen... and then, I don't know, I just kind of stopped trying. Do you want to give it another shot? Maybe it's too late. Sometimes I feel that it is just too late for me. No, that's crazy. You're 40 years old. You know, 40 is the new 20. You wanna spend the next 60 years of your life... never experiencing sex? And not just sex, but love... and a relationship, and laughing and cuddling and all that shit. I don't know. I wouldn't know what to do. Look, you gotta take a risk. You gotta risk it. Look at me. I went out with this girl for four months... and it was the greatest... greatest thing in my life.
27 Nov 2011
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The clip pep talk Part 2 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. And, you know, instead of saying: "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?"... I dumped her. Stupid decision. I spent the last two years of my life regretting it. Why don't you get her back right now? Because she's dating this pot dealer. Stupid horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. I gotta give her the space. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody... that's love, man. It sounds horrible. Of course it's horrible. It's suffering... and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight... and then you put back on weight... and then you call them a bunch of times... and you try and email and then they move or they change their email... but that's just love. Do you realize that this is the first time... we've spoken for more than, like, 30 seconds? Uh-huh. It's kind of nice. Come out with us this weekend. No pressure. We'll just have a good time. Okay, yeah, I will. I'll give it a shot. Great. But I'm not going to have sex with anybody. Good, sex should be the last thing on your mind.
27 Nov 2011
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The clip It's not too late Part 2 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. and then you put back on weight... and then you call them a bunch of times... and you try and email and then they move or they change their email... but that's just love. Do you realize that this is the first time... we've spoken for more than, like, 30 seconds? Uh-huh. It's kind of nice. Come out with us this weekend. No pressure. We'll just have a good time. Okay, yeah, I will. I'll give it a shot. Great. But I'm not going to have sex with anybody. Good, sex should be the last thing on your mind.
13 Jun 2012
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The clip Andy's fulfilling life from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Andy! Andy, come on. We were just kidding. Pointless. Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin. Don't be such a baby. They were just having fun. They didn't mean anything. Get away from me, David. Wait a minute. Stop following me! Hold up. Hold on. I'm gonna have to quit my job now. You don't have to quit your job. You know what, I don't wanna go out with you guys. Fine. Okay? I don't need your help. Okay, fine, you don't have to go out with us if you don't want. You know what, I respect women, I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them. Okay. I have a very fulfilling life. And now, I am making your silver pants blue. Get some roadburn, come on! Come on, sucker! # Now, pretty ladies around the world # # Got a weird thing to show you ## So, how could this not have happened?
15 Jun 2012
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The clip Porn delivery from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Hey, man. Got a big box of porn for you. Can I come in? Yeah. Sweet video game chair. So what's in the box? It's my personal collection of erotica. I want to give it to you. I think there might be a few tapes in there that just might open up... Pandora's box of love. Okay. Amy and I, we used to watch Harry Twatter... and we'd put it on the television... and then act it out as it was going on... and it was... She's adorable. Fucking bitch. Well, you know, this is really gracious and kind... and generous and everything. But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment. There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock? Yeah. Well, this is... It's called School of... You know... That's nice. But it stars Jack Black Cock. That makes sense. Dude, here it is. Boner Jams '03. It's a mixed tape I made. All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003. I think you'd really dig it. Yeah. Now I can see that. This is... Everybody Loves Raymond. That's probably not supposed to be... This is a good show. I just tape it sometimes.
15 Jun 2012
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The clip Partying with Beth from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Cal said you were celibate. No, I just said that so he wouldn�t hit on me anymore. Hey, you! Hey. Hey. How you doing? Much better, now that I'm talking to you. Hey, lookie, I can see through your shirt. Nice. So, you think we should... take this party to my apartment or what? I am RSVPing "yes. " Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it. Yeah, let's go!
15 Jun 2012
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The clip davids-pep-talk-part-2 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight... and then you put back on weight... and then you call them a bunch of times... and you try and email and then they move or they change their email... but that's just love. Do you realize that this is the first time... we've spoken for more than, like, 30 seconds? Uh-huh. It's kind of nice. Come out with us this weekend. No pressure. We'll just have a good time. Okay, yeah, I will. I'll give it a shot. Great. But I'm not going to have sex with anybody. Good, sex should be the last thing on your mind.
15 Oct 2013
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The clip finally asking Trish out from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Seth Rogen What? Ain't nobody hired no damn transvestite. What are you talking about? She was really nice, incidentally. If that sister was a transvestite... that was the Mona Lisa of transvestites. You got a hummer from the tranny, didn't you? You know, aren't we owed one now? 'Cause technically we paid her. Get a dick, man. Do you guys even like me? Or is this some sort of cruel joke that you're all in on? Because I'm not a freak. I'm a good person. I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but... I think that he's rocking the shit in this one. Shut up, Dave! Hold up. Let's just chill on the aggression for a minute. Look at him. He is such a bad ass. He looks just like Luke Wilson. Mmm-hmm. So you saying she was definitely a man? Yes. Okay, well, how do you know that she was a man? Because her hands were as big as Andr� the Giant's. And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls. So you have no proof. You know what? Just leave me alone. Just stay away from me. Or I'm gonna tell Paula... that you're all stealing the recordable CDs. Come on. That's like we were paid to do it. We did this 'cause we're your friends... and we didn't think you have the balls to do it yourself. Really? Yeah. Okay, watch this. Yo, Andy, it's just CDs, man. That's a third strike for me, dawg. Hi. Andy. Hi. Right, yeah. You remember my name. I did. How you doing? I'm great. I like your store. That's good, yeah. If you have time, look around. It's... Okay. How's business been? You know, it's coming along. I mean, it takes a while. Do you want to go out sometime? Yes. Yes, I would like that. That would be great.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip monday Part 3 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Seth Rogen to play a decent poker game, right? Yeah. If we cancel this, I'm gonna have to go... to some stupid-ass birthday party with Jill... and that shit ain't happening. No. Why not? He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure that... he is a serial murderer. Who cares, man? He's a nice guy. I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some cards. That's great. Look, I don't wanna end up a lampshade... in some creepy apartment, that's what I'm saying. I don't really see any other options. Andy. My man. You got any plans later on tonight? Why, do we have to unload the Sony truck? No, the guys are getting together, we're playing some poker... thought, you know, you'd wanna play. With you guys? Yeah, sure. That would be cool. You know how to play, right? Yeah, I play online sometimes. We're gonna play in the store. Great. Are we allowed to do that? Absolutely not. Yeah. Oh. Well, so I'm gonna go tell Paula. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. That sounds great. Cool, I'll see you guys tonight. Okay. All right. Oops. I almost feel guilty. No, you don't.
27 Nov 2011
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