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2 Mar 2012
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THIS WAS RECORDED IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA ON SATURDAY 8:07AM APRIL 24TH 2011 THERE WAS A LOUD RESONATING SOUND OUTSIDE. WE WENT OUTSIDE TO INVESTIGATE AND NOTICED A BLACK OBJECT IN THE SKY MOVING VERY VERY FAST. GOT THE CAMERA AND TOOK VIDEO IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SOUND AND THIS IS WHEN WE CAUGHT THE SHIP ON VIDEO, ONLY WHEN WE SLOWED IT DOWN REALLY SLOW DID WE ACTUALLY NOTICE THE ALIEN CRAFT. IT IS NOT A BIRD OR A PLANE, IT WAS BLACK , LOUD & MOVED ABRUPTLY EXTREMELY FAST IN ALL DIRECTIONS. Keywords used for search are UFO UFOS alien aliens alien footage ufo footage nibiru extraterrestrial 2012 real ray william johnson allensweb conikicon008 exercisehowto teenmuscletv healthycookingtv theconikitvshow alien video viral baikal spaceship spacecraft flying saucer unidentified flying oject Distributed by Tubemogul. *******www***nikitv****
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Watch Codeious get pranked by his video editor! Twitter: *******twitter****/codeious Facebook: *******www.facebook****/pages/Codeious EXTRA TAGS: prank cake calls kid funny pranks gone wrong hilarious scary video ownage fred pranked vs comedy practical joke best ever gummy bear song onision ray william johnson annoying orange family guy nigahiga smosh college humor cuppy cake song japanese codeious thank you prank cake calls kid funny pranks gone wrong hilarious scary video ownage fred pranked vs comedy practical joke best ever gummy bear song onision ray william johnson annoying orange family guy nigahiga smosh college humor cuppy cake song japanese codeious thank you prank cake calls kid funny pranks gone wrong hilarious scary video ownage fred pranked vs comedy practical joke best ever gummy bear song onision ray william johnson annoying orange family guy nigahiga smosh college humor cuppy cake song japanese codeious thank you
2 Nov 2011
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Download "Muffin Tops" at: *******itunes.apple****/us/album/muffin-tops-main-mix-clean/id482999455?i=482999460 Or at least hook a brutha up by sharing da video & subscribing to my channel. More funny raps coming soon! www.facebook****/greedymusic www.twitter****/greedygraffiti www.reverbnation****/greedygraffiti www.myspace****/greedygraffiti HA! Does anyone even use myspace anymore? I just posted it to be retro. Even gangsta rappers get nostalgic sometimes! "Muffin Tops" by Greedy Graffiti is downloadable as a clean radio edit (as heard in the video) or as an extended explicit version with a phat new EXCLUSIVE third bonus verse. Also, check out the CLUB REMIXES for those of you who like to shake it on the dance floor! :) Here's an experiment to see if anyone actually reads this stuff: if so, please post "GREEDY GRAFFITI #TeamMuffinTops #TeamGreedy" in the comments and please LIKE/FAN! Thanks so much for your support! Peace out, foolz! Your gangsta cartoon pal, GREEDY GRAFFITI XOXO P.S. If you're an elderly person who couldn't understand what I was sayin' in the song, below are the lyrics. Get your read on, son! "MUFFIN TOPS" by GREEDY GRAFFITI She's got those Muffin tops, muffin tops Muffin tops, muffin tops Muffin tops, muffin tops Muffin tops, those muffin tops! She's a scale breaker with those muffin tops Tailgate her and beware of sudden stops She's the one to watch -- don't get squashed Livin' large, won't fit in your garage I'm exaggerating, baby, don't get mad at me It's a fact, you're not fat, you're just mad flappy So get rid of that, and we can have a swell time If you lose that crap that's hanging from your belt line Where did you get it, and what you gonna do with it? I won't hit it unless you start losing it It's the truth, girl, I'm just being real And now you want beef? Plus chicken, pork and veal? You need to lighten up, and I'm being literal When you grub, you're more than a little full You gotta stop gobblin'up that yucky slop like a hog or you'll get some muffin tops She's got those Muffin tops, muffin tops Popping donuts like a dozen cops in donut shops Bet she never turns her oven off, 'cause something's hot That's how she got those muffin tops like her mother's got! She's got those Muffin tops, muffin tops Man, I'm watching for her guts to pop from butterscotch I just wanna hug her lots, and love her - NOT! Not even if I chugged a lot! Those muffin tops! I don't mind thick, and you know this, man But at your hips, you got that bonus plan Lay off the ribs and that country ham No biscuits, fish sticks or hunks of Spam You can't risk it. You need to get thin quick If you had sense, you'd get a gym membership Get on a fitness kick and then lose those pounds You're too round, fluffy like goose down You love to use your mouth entirely too much You've got enough blubber to cover two butts You suck! Imagine how bad I feel From telling you the deal, you need some Alli pills And that's real - I won't sugar coat it 'Cause if I sugar coat it, you'll eat it, and you know it So read it as I wrote it, girl, drop that pot roast You need to stop because you've got those, got those Muffin tops, muffin tops Popping donuts like a dozen cops in donut shops Bet she never turns her oven off, 'cause something's hot That's how she got those muffin tops like her mother's got! She's got those Muffin tops, muffin tops Man, I'm watching for her guts to pop from butterscotch I just wanna hug her lots, and love her - NOT! Not even if I chugged a lot! Those muffin tops! All words, music and visuals copyright 2011 Greedy Graffiti, CEO/Pimp-in-charge at Greedier Media. This is the part where I type seemingly random stuff: funny rap, hilarious new rap, rap parody, hip hop spoof, comedy rapper, funny raps, gorillaz, aries spears, SNL digital shorts, I'm on a boat, dick in a box, cartoon rapper, ray william johnson, your favorite martian, tig ol' bitties, douche bag, baby got back, love handles, big ol' booty, sir mixalot, cartoons, animated, animation, flight of the conchords, weird al yankovic, adult swim, funniest rap ever, cartoon musical, book of mormon, trey parker, matt stone, seth mcfarlane, south park songs, family guy songs, jizz in my pants, parody songs, musical parody, funny fat, hilarious cartoon, street art, hip hop comedy, adult animation, adult cartoons, bed intruder, teens react, antoine dodson, chuck smooth, who let the dogs out, jazzy way, animation domination, napoleon dynamite.
20 Jan 2012
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Click to Facebook! *******on.fb.me/hcfako Click to tweet! *******bit.ly/RTTrolls The streets been infested with trolls all week. We weren't able to get out and shoot anything, sorry guys. We'll get this cleaned up for next week. This is how we deal with trollin' round these parts. Special thanks to Ray William Johnson for teaching us how to deal with trolls. *******youtube****/raywilliamjohnson --- Website! *******facerocker**** Twitter! *******twitter****/fwong *******twitter****/brandonjla Facebook! *******facebook****/freddiewspage
9 Nov 2012
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Check out my youtube channel: *******youtube****/RayWilliamJohnson ...Equals Three theme song produced by Cartel and performed by Brix for Hoodgrown Records, licensed via creative commons. *******www.hoodgrownrecords****/
3 May 2009
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Your mom follows me on Twitter: *******twitter****/raywj Equals Three t-shirts are here: *******districtlin.es/ray Follow me on DailyBooth: *******dailybooth****/raywj ********************************************* Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don't harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx: "Miss Gay Brazil": *******www.youtube****/watch?v=35TZN38s2Cw "Epic Death Scene": *******www.youtube****/watch?v=XOBbmdJTLdE "Microsoft Store Breaks into Song": *******www.youtube****/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8 "Another Cool Vid to Watch": *******www.youtube****/watch?v=VDEjwreCuFo *********************************** The Equals Three theme song "Doin' Your Mom" was written and performed by me. Download the song here: *******itunes.apple****/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=330245891&id=330245839&s=143441 Watch the music video here: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
29 Nov 2009
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*FEATURING TESSA VIOLET!* The Boss invites Sarah over, an old friend of his, in order to assist him in how to deal with the British Ninja. Eugene
28 Feb 2010
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Headed to Inursha Fitness for a workout and ran into lululemonFWTX, Isis and Kelsey are two awesome ladies pumped about fitness and fashion. I did a 1 hr Spin Interval, then core with some weight training...must.....get...faster..stronger... :) GO GO GO Stay tuned for more! if there's anything you'd like to see let me know :)
26 Mar 2010
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www.Thejourneytv**** - Alright folks, The Journey TV met up with Bryan from Fitfw on Monday to checkout CG:Southlake which was hardcore in its own right with plenty of Core,Weight and Cardio. So i decided to check out the Dallas location next after being told they had over 96 people attend the week before. I had the pleasure of meeting Kristen,Amy,Mason,Justin and the other CG trainers. These trainers are passionate about helping everyone, There were a wide range of ages and fitness levels. This was a big group and we had a great time! The team environment really helped push past the soreness from Monday's class. Good Stuff! I look forward to checking out some of their other events and camps in the future. NO EXCUSES, WE CAN DO IT! LET"S JUST GET UP AND OUT. YOU'LL BE AMAZED. (more)
3 Apr 2010
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Remember those stop motion guitar videos? They're made by MysteryGuitarMan, musical virtuoso and unique Youtube comedian. UGVC Carney offers a review!
11 Apr 2010
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America's Run 5k - Not a PR like i was going for, i may have started off to fast and lost my pace. i was hoping for a 10-11 finish. I felt good! i was pumped with my mp3 player handing out some adrenaline. I didn't finish as good as i would have liked but it was a great run with a nice finish of running the football field inside Cowboy Stadium..(NFL scouts WHERE!!!!! LOL) Afterward i chilled,hydrated and watched the Half/Full marathoners finish.. Ran into FITFW again and he blazed it then was chilling with his family. Fort Worth Zoo Run 5k - Again i started really fast 10-11 pace which is to much for me to handle, especially with the hills and i gassed out towards the end. I did get in a good finish with a 100 yard sprint like i was lined up with Usain Bolt.. (HA!) My family ran the event also so it was nice to see them out and enjoying the event. I ran into the runningcouple and got their finish as well as some race recap interview....Their pretty amazing! GO RUNNING COUPLE! Some Day Top 10 im coming for you.. so enjoy it now.. :) Til then folks!
28 Apr 2010
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Not HD? Visity My Youtube page for HD xD *******www.youtube****/user/BioBusterr Call of duty 4 MOD (PC) Plz Rate and Subscribe!
26 May 2010
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Watch a student get his ass kicked to the ceiling
27 Aug 2010
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A hot chick gets antiqued by a hair dryer and it's all caught by her boyfriend's hidden camera.
26 May 2011
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=hjOntJg_AeI Character cap; full title would be [["Parody: "Subscribe to My Page" (Smashing Pumpkins- 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings' Parody)"]] The song is more of the epic tone than actual funnynesses, but this video can still be enjoyed, especially if you know the song. My first work that is not necessarily intended for the usual audience of people I already know, and first that sort of appeals to my ..."criticisers" (*cough* I like the term haters). Sometime in the next few days, I'm also finally gonna add some channels to my box and on annotations on the end credits of this video, so speak up if YOU want a shout out and think I'll like your videos. A \ D HEE ) T3 - V1D30'S Me55AgE PLoX!!11!1! (Subscribe) Lyrics (a notice at the bottom): YouTube is an empire...sends to fa-a-a-a-a-ame All of the Partners...while us noobs put to shaaame And what do I get...can't obta-a-a-a-a-a-ain Twenty subscribers...and comments that I'm laaame Even though - I - wrote All my vi - de - os I'll always upload It's no jooooooooooooke Subscribe to my page, and you'll be laughing away Subscribe to my page, and we'll be hitting replay Then someone will say he's lost his touch and will cave Subscribe to my page, I will go bake you a cake! Now we'll make it...together to the top let's go They keep on hatin...we're an average Joe And what do you want?...I want to enterta-a-a-a-ain Will you box4box? ...Nah, I can maintaaain Don't have to - pro-mote All my vi - de - os I dont want to gloat It's a jooooooooooooke Subscribe to my page, Mac'roniMan17 Subscribe to my page don't forget to like and fav But someone'll say he's flagged, he must misbehave Subscribe to my page, or I'll punch you in the faaaaaace Smosh is not the only one Fred is not the only one VP is not the only one Shane is not only one VEVO 's not the only one you viiiieeeewwww Subscribe to my page, I'm really batshit insane Subscribe to my page get your dose of vitamin K But someone will say he's pos and much to lazy Subscribe to my page and I'll upload every DAAAAAAY Subscribe to my page, I will be thankin' ya, Subscribe to my page, I will say hey to ya Subscribe to my page if you could be so brave CH, not the only one Ray Johnson, not only one Featured's not the only stuff that's neeeeew And I still believe that we'll make it one day! And I still believe that we wont be enslaved! And I still believe that I can be forgave! And I can concede that we'll start a new wave! Oi: Despite the seemingly serious nature of this song, it's still for comedic fun. That being said, I aint condemning YouTube or any of the popular users I mentioned, in fact am a fan of all or most of them, which is why they GOT a mention, amiright? Yes, flag me for advertising you, please. (Of course this doesn't mean that if you're a well-known comedian whom I didn't mention that I don't like you too or anything) On that note, this video isn't really meant as an advertisement for MY page either, I mean it is still a song that I tried hard on after all...
27 Jan 2012
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