Rebecca De Mornay - Lana
Risky Business (1983)
Tom Cruise - Joel
Risky Business (1983)
The clip We'll Make It Big from Risky Business (1983)
You know what I think?
I think we're both going to make it big!
I'm very optimistic! I mean it!
Can I ask you something?
Was our night together just to set up Vicki and Guido?
You don't believe me, do you?
My name is Russell Bitterman. I'm from Wheaton High School.
Our product is a paper-towel holder that sells for $8.95.
We made a profit of $850 last semester.
I don't want you to get hurt.
My name is Evonne Williams. We sell decorative planters for $7.
We made a profit of $500 last semester.
Guess we won't see each other for awhile.
The clip Buying The Egg Back from Risky Business (1983)
What about this?
Some glass, artsy-fartsy thing.
What have you got left, Joel?
I don't think I can go $40 on the artsy-fartsy thing.
What do you think, Vic?
He's only got $40.
I only have $40.
We go $340?
I'll spot you the $300.
You're good for it, right?
I think he is too.
Here's wishin' you good luck on your future as a businessman!
Because, God knows, you're going to need it!
The clip Before Joel's Parents Return from Risky Business (1983)
Don't, you'll break it!
That's good. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I'd put all the Chinese things together, and the Greek on a separate shelf.
I don't think you should mix centuries.
The clip An Agreement with Guido from Risky Business (1983) with Joe Pantoliano, Tom Cruise
I want my furniture back, right now!
Now, you listen to me.
No, no! You listen to me!
This is getting boring.
Can I have my furniture back? Please?
You listen to me, you little fuck!
You not only took my two best girls you call me names and insult me!
If I had any self-respect it wouldn't just be the furniture it would be your legs! Your arms! Your head!
Do we understand each other?
Yes, we do.
No! Do we understand each other?
Yes, we understand each other.
Well, you're lucky in one respect.
I like you, Joel.
Don't you know that?
The clip Buying His Things Back from Risky Business (1983)
What time is it?
I'll find a cab.
Something must have happened.
Joel, do you like music?
This is beautiful equipment.
What do you say, $300 amps, speakers, the works?
It's a bargain, Joel.
If you go downtown anywhere, it'd cost you double that.
All right! The kid likes music!
How about some women's outfits?
You know, something for your mom?
Should fit her okay.
Yes, I'll buy it!
I didn't give you a price yet.
Can we get through this, please?
That's it, you have everything.
Wait a minute.
The clip Porsche in The Lake from Risky Business (1983)
Was it something I said?
You locked the door! The keys are inside the car!
Please! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Please stop! Please stop!
The clip Porsche Out of Water from Risky Business (1983) with Robert Kurcz
All right, everyone watch your feet!
Are you okay?
Do you want an aspirin?
Does your dad own a gun?
Who's the U-boat commander?
The clip Do You Ever Get High from Risky Business (1983)
What are you studying?
It's a workshop on free enterprise.
We make a product, and then we try to market it.
Do you make a lot of money?
No. Not really.
No, but we get to compete with other student companies.
Actually, it's fucked!
I'm just kidding.
It's really quite competitive.
Do you ever get high, Joel?
Yeah. All the time.
You see, Vicki and I were thinking about getting high.
Maybe going out and getting some ice cream?
You want to come?
I could go for some ice cream right now.
The clip How to Make A Fortune from Risky Business (1983) with Rebecca De Mornay
How do you like living at home?
I'll be out next year.
I'll bet your folks are nice.
They're gone till Sunday?
Because, I was thinking...
I mean, after your friend came over I couldn't believe it!
A kid our age walks in with a $100!
Where did he get that kind of change?
I don't know.
He said he cashed a bond.
You people have a lot of bonds.
So, I was thinking if we ever got our friends together, we'd make a fortune!
Yeah. You're right.
Do you want to do that?
Get our friends together in the next few days.
No. I don't think so.
Make some money. Be a little enterpriser.
Be whatever you want to be.
What if I said I'd be your girlfriend for the next few nights?
Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea.
It's just that my mind keeps working all the time.
Nothing I can do about it. It keeps working and working.
The clip Wasted from Risky Business (1983)
Are you stoned?
No. I do not believe so.
I think you're really wasted!
This is not wasted, Barry.
This is definitely not wasted.
I'm a little wasted!
Don't let me do anything stupid.
Want to take a walk?
How do you like living at home?
The clip Fights in the Front Yard from Risky Business (1983)
I don't want any problems.
Do you know what you did to me last night?
I don't care!
I don't want to see you or do anything with you anymore.
Get in the car!
The clip Guido Threatens Joel from Risky Business (1983) with Joe Pantoliano
What can I do for you?
Who are you?
Are you the kid I chased last night?
Is there something I can help you with?
You shouldn't drive like that.
People get hurt all the time.
Are you a smart kid?
You look like a smart kid.
Where are the girls? Inside?
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
The door is locked.
You're starting to give me a stomachache.
Good! I hope it hurts!
Are you going to open the door?
Guido, go home! We don't need you anymore!
Shut your mouth!
Listen, maybe we don't work for you anymore!
Then who do you work for?
Who? If you don't work for me?
Maybe we work for Joel, now.
She's only kidding.
I hope so.
Joel, you look like a smart kid.
I'm going to tell you something I'm sure you'll understand.
You're having fun now, right?
Right, Joel? The time of your life.
In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck with another man's livelihood!
If you're smart, like I hope you are you aren't going to make me come back here.
The clip Asking Lana to Leave from Risky Business (1983)
Thank you for breakfast. It was good.
I'm going to school now.
I'll have to ask you to leave.
You won't let me stay?
No, I have to go to school.
I'm really sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.
You guys go ahead without me.
She's still here?
She won't leave.
She won't leave.
The clip Don't Steal Anything from Risky Business (1983) with Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay
Lana, look I just want my egg back. I want my house back.
I have a lot of work to do.
Did you have a good time last night?
You mean when we got back here?
I think you know what I mean.
I had a great time.
Don't tell me I owe you another $300.
Did I say you owe me anything?
No, you didn't.
I don't remember saying you owe me anything.
What about my mother's egg?
You're the one who's going to college, you figure it out.
How much time do you need?
I need long enough to make a few phone calls.
I have to figure out how to get my stuff back.
Guido has probably locked me out of the apartment by now.
But will you do me a favor?
Don't steal anything!
If I come back here, and find anything missing I'm going straight to the police. I'm not joking!
Joel, go to school. Go learn something.