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The clip sweet-ass pussy from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Bobb'e J. Thompson Yo, Wheeler. What up, dog? You scoundrel. What are you doing, man? Yo, Hogan's having another party tonight, man. You gotta go. There's gonna be a lot of sweet-ass pussy there, girl pussy. Ooh! Uh... Thanks for the offer. Maybe some other time. You're the king, Wheeler. You're the king. Dude, don't give up that sweet-ass pussy on my account. I'll go with you. Okay. If you say so. All right. You're my PIC, Wheeler. What's a PIC? Partner in crime. You're my PIC. Just don't cock-block me tonight. Wouldn't dream of it. We'll have a great time. We'll go to the party, we'll get some zah, play some Xbox. Damn straight. Countrymen, smell the battle in the air!
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The clip fun montage from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Bobb'e J. Thompson Ready to go? Yeah. I'm ready. All right. Excellent! You are going down! Don't you mess with my dark arts. You shall be slain. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Fuck my cock! Sorry. I have a question, Wheeler. Yes, JJ. How many dates do you have to go out with a girl before you get to touch her... Boobs? Yeah. Good question. So you get hit in the arm, you lose your arm. Yes. You gotta put it behind you, like this. You get hit in the leg, you lose the leg. See you. So you gotta hop. You can't use it. You gotta hop around? Yeah. Yeah, you gotta hop. And if you get hit in the chest, then you're... lifestyle you chose could lead to dying sad and alone? What? What about STDs? No. Herpes? Gonorrhea? At the very least, crabs. What the hell? I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie? You got crabs. Hi. Come on, whitey, dance! Break it on down! Get it funky! He's out. Thank you. Yep. Call her. Sweep her off her feet.
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The clip inquiery from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Jane Lynch I'm sorry. I don't care. Okay. So I heard there was some sex on the trip and some drugs, too. Only thing missing was rock 'n' roll. What was Danny doing with those Ambiens? He has trouble sleeping outdoors. How did Wheeler come to be naked in the center of camp? He was sleepwalking. Danny ever offer you drugs? Well... Answer me. No, ma'am. Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you? Hell no! Fellows? These young gentlemen here have decided your fates. If it was up to me, I'd lock you both up, but the boys are saying you're okay. This is your last chance. Start acting like Bigs. Thanks, guys. Suck it, Reindeer Games! I'm not Ben Affleck. You white? Then you Ben Affleck. Right, Wheeler? Yeah. You are white. That's true, I am white. Let's go.
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The clip party from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Bobb'e J. Thompson Yo, Wheeler. What's up, man? Hey. What's up? Okay, kid. Let's mingle. Let's do it. Yeah. Excuse me, miss. Yes? You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry. Who told you to say that? That's Wheeler, my PIC. Nice. Come on, baby! Pass it. No. No. No! Hey. I'm gonna rock a squirt, so you watch the kid for a few minutes? Sure thing. You're the king, Wheeler. You're the king. Yeah, okay.
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The clip i think elementary school is hot from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott Long line. I've seen longer. Have we met? I don't know. Have we? Well, what do you do? Well, I'm kind of on hiatus right now, but my job is to dress up like a minotaur and keep kids off drugs. Well, that's how I know you. I teach at Morgan Elementary. That's so funny, 'cause I think elementary school is hot.
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The clip elevator from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd I can't believe we're going to jail. Believe it. Hey, maybe you'll roll doubles. You know? If not, you just miss three turns. Game face, bro. I told you. Game face. Enough with the game face, all right? This isn't beach volleyball. Is it not? Because, if you think about it, the net is like your goals in life, and you are the ball. And you can spike the ball down, or you, over the net. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Then you go into sidelines. It's bad enough I'm going to jail. I can't take it anymore with you yapping away. Yap, yap, yip, yip. "Bang your drum, bro." Maybe I should be like you. "I hate myself, yet I'm better than everyone." You're one to talk. You took a 10-year-old to a party and left him so you could go get a blow job. Hey. It wasn't a blow job. We fucked. Please! Watch your language! Sorry. Sorry. You are an S-H-I-T-T-Y friend. He can spell. I'm not your friend. Oh. You wanna go? Stop it! There you go, Danny. Now you got no friends. Sorry.
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The clip gonna have to go to jail from Role Models (2008) with Elizabeth Banks, Seann William Scott The only thing we can do now is make a case at the hearing that you did your best. It's gonna take some serious lawyering on my part. Yeah. Beth, please. Lawyer the shit out of it. I just can't promise anything. Yes, Wheeler? Question. Maybe a stupid one, but I'm just spit-balling here. The Get Out of Jail Free card, is that based on something that exists or... That wasn't a stupid question. That's real. It's real in the game of Monopoly. Yeah, it's based on true events. How... What do you mean? Chance.
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The clip Wheeler can't find Ronnie from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Jane Lynch Hey. Where's Ronnie? Who's Ronnie, dude? Oh, shit. Ronnie! Ronnie. What's up, man? Hey. How you doing? Ro-Ro. Anybody see the little kid I was with? This is Karen, Ronnie's mother. Ronnie was supposed to be home a few hours ago. This is Karen again. Can you guys please call me and let me know where you are? Ronnie just got in. He walked all the way home. What the hell... You're out. Look...
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The clip BSed a BSer from Role Models (2008) with Jane Lynch, Seann William Scott No, no, no, no. It's over. You blew it. It's done. Okay? I hear what you're saying. We're very sorry, but we're 11 hours short. And you're gonna stay 11 hours short, okay? I don't know. Parents don't want you hanging around with their kids for some reason. So you BSed a BSer. Good for you! I hope you feel good about yourself, God damn it! You know, I could be back in New York doing cocaine in the Village, but I'm not. You know why? Kids come first. They don't come first for you, do they? They come second to your selfishness. So why don't you two guys go home, put down some lines of selfishness, which is your blow, close the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw and snort? And don't expect me to testify on your behalf. You're not Sturdy Wings material. I think you guys are gonna have to go to jail.
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The clip The Boobie Watcher from Role Models (2008) with Bobb'e J. Thompson, Seann William Scott Man! She got some boobies on her! You sure do like boobies, Ronnie. I sure do. Sometimes I call myself the Booby Watcher. Even got my own comic book. Adventures of the Booby Watcher. Okay. You know, I got a theory about boobies. Really? Yeah. You see, there are as many women as there are men on this planet. True that, true that. And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So therefore, there's twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered, and it's overwhelming. We're powerless. We have to accept it. I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies. Kid, you got a lot to learn. I know what I'm doing. Really? So you're aware that you've committed one of the most common rookie boob-watching errors? What you mean? Never stare at the boobies, kid. Yeah, once you get caught, the game's over. But how? It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed the 34-C's in the camouflage tank top setting up the tent directly to the left of us? How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like... Boobies! Don't look over there. Look here. Yeah, focus. You'll get it. Too bad old Sweeny herself couldn't come up here for this trip.
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The clip I hate camping from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd You could use a little dose of the outdoors. Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks. Bring some Ambien. You'll sleep like a baby. There's always a guy with an acoustic guitar that doesn't quite know how to play it.
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The clip Ambien from Role Models (2008) with Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott Yeah. Okay, 'cause Connie and I are gonna take some, and then we're gonna stay up as late as we can, because if you fight the urge to go to sleep, things start to get all trippy, and then we're gonna fuck. Connie who's engaged. Oh, yeah. You know what? Don't worry about it. We'll make do with three each. Fight it. Come on. Stay awake. You know, a lot of people don't realize that bushes, just like flowers, emit a wonderful aroma, especially at night. Who wants to sniff this bush? So Ronnie's out on some kind of hike. Where's Wheeler? He's having sex with a married lady. Oh. Are you sewing? Yeah. This is my country's emblem. Do you think we can speak in private for a second? Yeah. Yeah. I already talked to Kuzzik and Artonius, and we would like to officially invite you to be a soldier in the Xanthian army. Well, that's very kind of you, but I would like to respectfully decline. I'm kind of a pacifist. I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed. But there's room in Laire for all belief systems. Even early barbaric modalities have their place. Augie, look, you're a good kid. I like you, but I'm not really into the whole buddy-buddy, let's-go-do-stuff-together kind of thing. Well, why are you here? It's court-ordered. What did you do? I just had one of those days where you wake up and say, "Where did the last 10 years of my life go?" I asked my girlfriend to marry me out of impulse. She dumped me. And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
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The clip make do with three each from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd Hey, hey, Danny. Is this all your Ambien? Yeah. Okay, 'cause Connie and I are gonna take some, and then we're gonna stay up as late as we can, because if you fight the urge to go to sleep, things start to get all trippy, and then we're gonna fuck. Connie who's engaged. Oh, yeah. You know what? Don't worry about it. We'll make do with three each. Fight it. Come on. Stay awake. You know, a lot of people don't realize that bushes, just like flowers,
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The clip those are my testicles from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott Yes? So what's up? I don't know. What's up with you? I know you're engaged. I haven't forgotten. Uh-huh. So what's this? Ooh. Those are my testicles. Yeah. Listen, I have an arrangement with my fianc?. I'm completely faithful to him within the area codes of greater Los Angeles. Out here, I'm just another woman who's ready to cheat. Give me two minutes. How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
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The clip bald eagles mating from Role Models (2008) with Seann William Scott, Christopher Mintz-Plasse Nature. Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, then fall towards the earth while rotating, separating moments before they crash into the ground, if, and only if, they consummate their bird fuck? If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock. Why are you telling me this? Why would I not?
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The clip chip mont Charlie from Role Models (2008) with Bobb'e J. Thompson, Seann William Scott We are the monks of chip monk Charlie's We will give you food to eat And once it's in our tummies We will move our chip monk feet We are the butts of Chip Monk ass But we've got the ass... Come on! Sit down! All right? Please. Danny. I like Ronnie's version better. I like how it evokes the concept of ass and butt. Okay. Thanks. Don't throw shit, Ronnie. Come on. How many hours do we have left? So, do you like Coca-Cola? I like the idea of it more than I actually like it. Ooh! They got chicken fingers. I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers. I'm just gonna be like... Let me guess. You're not really rolling with the ladies in school, are you, Augie? Oh, no. I'm really good friends with the school nurse. She's a divorc?e. So, Aug, it's a pretty interesting cape. Are you like a superhero or something? Yeah, I wish. No, this is... This is part of my battle attire for Laire. What the hell is Laire? It's this fantasy world where anything is possible. One minute you could be sparring with an elf, and the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more than just to steal your gold and leave you penniless! Sounds gay. No, no. There's girls there. Girls can be gay. If by gay you mean the old English definition of "fun, enjoyable and carefree," then, yes, it's extremely gay. I think they meant the other definition. I know, but to understand it, you really have to see it for yourself. Okay.
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