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The clip post breakup drink from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Nick Frost, Simon Pegg You got your pig snacks. What more do you want? Oh. You want your favourite monkey? Shall I do Clyde? See, I knew you'd get over her. If you leave me now... Who the hell put this on? It's on random. For fuck's sake. John, yes please, mate. You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinking. A Bloody Mary first thing, a bite at the King's Head, couple at The Little Princess, stagger back here and bang... back at the bar for shots. How's that for a slice of fried gold? No. Come on, man. Talk to me. She said if she stayed with me she'd end up in here for the rest of her life like these sad old fuckers wondering what the hell happened. That is harsh. These are rich, interesting characters. Like who? Snakehips. Always surrounded by women. He's a bigamist. Strangled his first wife with a draught excluder. And invented the mobile disco. What about her, then? Ooh! Cockacidal maniac. She's an ex-porn star. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop. Cafe Au Lait... Pour Vous. Yeah. What about John, then? He's North London Mafia.
13 Nov 2011
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The clip post breakup drink Part 2 from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Nick Frost, Simon Pegg It's true, Big Al says so. Yeah, Big Al also says dogs can't look up. Think about it. Handy with a blade. Gruff demeanour. Bernie, the trophy wife. He's connected. Why is there a rifle above the bar? The pub's called the Winchester. Exactly. See, you don't need Liz to have a good time. Don't, man. No. Oi, look at me. Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna say there's plenty more fish in the sea, I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go and I'm not gonna bombard you with cliches but what I will say is this... it's not the end of the world. Sorry, we're closed. Pisshead.
13 Nov 2011
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The clip sitting at the pub from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Steve Emerson, Kate Ashfield Last orders, please. Shaun. Yeah? Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live with him. I know... It's not that I don't like Ed. Ed, it's not that I don't like you. It's all right. It'd just be nice if we could... Fuck. .. spend a bit more time together. Bollocks. Just the two of us. Cock it. With Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out and that only exacerbates things. What do you mean? You guys hardly get on, do you? No, what does "exacerbate" mean? It means to make things worse. Right, right. Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know. Guys, it's not that I don't like you. It's all right. And I do want to spend time with you. It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends. Can I get any of you cunts a drink? Anybody? No, thank you. I know... friends are important to Shaun but you must set some quality time aside for yourselves. Daffs is always taking me to see these listed buildings and I'm always dragging him to the theatre. I'm not so hot on theatre. How about a meal? It's your anniversary soon. It was last week. Did you do anything special? We came here. Shaun. Hog lumps. Shaun, what I'm trying to say is I need something more, more than spending every night in the Winchester. I want to do more interesting stuff. I want you to want to want to do it. Listen to me. I'm beginning to sound like your mum. Not that I'd know. You haven't met his mum? Not yet. Don't you get along with your mum? It's not her...
3 Dec 2011
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The clip sitting at the pub Part 2 from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Dylan Moran, Simon Pegg Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun? No, I love my mum. I love his mum. She's like butter Ed! Shaun! Liz. I understand what you're trying to say and I agree. We should get out there. We'll start tomorrow. I'll book a restaurant. The place that does all the fish. Just the two of us. Things will change. I promise. Really, Shaun? Time, gentlemen. This town is coming like a ghost town Shaun?
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The clip opening credits from Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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The clip about Ed from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Peter Serafinowicz, Nick Frost 'Player two has entered the game. Haven't you got work? 'Player two has left the game. The front door was open again last night. I'm not saying it was you. I know, man. I'm saying it was Ed. Right. I can't live like this. Look at the state of it. We're not students any more. Pete... He brings no money into the house. He brings a bit. What? Dealing drugs? He sells a bit of weed now and again. You've sold puff. Yeah, once. At college. To you. I've known him since primary school. I like having him around, he's a laugh. Because he can impersonate an orang-utan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo. Leave him alone. I admit, he can be pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple schnapps and playing Tekken 2. When was that? Five years ago. When's he going home? Hey, man, listen... Top left. Uh-huh. I was gonna say... Reload. I'm on it. Erm, since... Nice shot! Thanks. Two seconds. All right, Noodle? Got anything?' No, man. Eball says you was holding. I ain't got nothing. Nothing at all?' I've only got anenry meself. All right, laters.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip about Ed Part 2 from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost Listen... Ed... since you're not working at the moment could you please clean up a bit? And if you play the answer machine, can you take down everyone's messages? Yep. It's not that taxing, is it? Writing something on a scrap of paper? Nope. Right. Dom, hi... Come on, it was pretty funny. Will you do what he said? I ain't doing nothing for him. Do it for me, then. I'm sorry, Shaun. It's all right. No, no. I'm sorry, Shaun. Oh! Oh, my God, that's rotten. I'll stop doingem when you stop laughing. I am not laughing. Get that. You get it. 'Shaun, it's me. I'm gonna be a bit tied up today 'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven? 'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip walk to work from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg Hey! You're dead. Spare some change, please, mister? Yeah. Watch out. Are you blind? 'The American deep space probe Omega 6 'unexpectedly re-entered Earth's atmosphere over England 'and broke apart over... Nelson? Nelson? Hello, my friend. No beer today? No, it's a bit early for me.
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The clip Stepdad visits shop from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Rafe Spall You've got your lifestyle channels there, a bit of Trisha. Er, you've got entertainment. I don't know what that is. News. All the basic, er... news... channels. bizarre events... 'Coming after me... Shaun. I'm with customers. It's your dad. He's not my dad, he's my stepdad. Philip. Shaun. You haven't forgotten about tomorrow? No. Your bimonthly visit. No, I haven't forgotten. You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day. I was gonna. And not a cheap posy from a garage forecourt. I wasn't gonna. Well, we look forward to seeing you tomorrow. OK. You've got red on you. I thought it wasn't a social gathering? What? How comes you're allowed to speak to your dad? A, he's not my dad, OK? He's my stepdad. And B, it was an emergency. What, like buying your mum some flowers? Noel, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate. Shaun, it's Liz for you. Hello. Hello, it's me. Hello. Did you get my message?' Yep. So it's all OK, then?' Yep. Eight at the place with all the fish? 'Cool, that's great. Just ring me later. Goodbye, Liz. Bye. Bye, bye, bye. Liz from Head Office. It's nothing to panic about.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip store employee meeting from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Rafe Spall Gather round, everyone. Gather round, please. Gather round. As well as Mr Sloman being off today I'm afraid Ash is feeling a little bit under the weather, so I will be taking charge as the... Oldest. Senior staff member. So if we can all pull together... Hello? Hello, mate. Noel? I was totally munted last night. Yeah, I spoke to him. He's only got Henry. All right, mate. Laters. Continue. Thank you. Erm, as Mr Sloman always says, there's no I in team but there is an I in pie. In... There's an I in meat pie. The anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. Phones off. It's not a social gathering. All right, keep your hair on, grandad. Hey! I'm 29 for Christ's sakes. How old are you? 20? 21? 17. Hey, well... I know you don't wanna be here forever. I got things I wanna do with my life. When? You got red on you. Hello, mate. This one comes with a basic digital package.
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The clip trying to make reservations from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Nick Frost, Simon Pegg Come on! Are you gonna thank me, then? For what? Tidying up. It doesn't look tidy. I had a few beers when I finished. 'Hello, Fulci's. Can you hold, please?' Do you want your messages? What? Your mum rang about tomorrow night. Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight. Then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight. Hello, Fulci's. Hi, I know it's short notice but could you possibly do me a table for two for tonight at about eight? 'Sorry, we just gave away the last table. Wasn't true about your mum. Where are we gonna go? The Winchester. Don't be stupid! They don't do food. There's a Breville out back. Ed, this is serious! Hello. Hello, it's me. Hello. 'What's the plan, then?' Erm, there's been a bit of a... a mix-up with the table, babe. What do you mean?' They're full up. 'But... I thought you said it was all OK?' Yeah. 'You didn't book it, did you, Shaun?' No. So... what is the plan, then?' The Winchester?
3 Dec 2011
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The clip buying flowers from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes Sir? Sir? Sorry. Erm, they're for my mum. Mum. "To a wonderful Mum" or "Supermum"? Er... the first one. Right. '.. London seems to have gone completely bonkers... Oh, my God! Shaun! Yvonne. Oooh! How are you doing? Surviving. Are you living round here? Yeah, are you? Yeah, I just bought a place. Bought? I know, bit grown-up, eh? Are you still with...? Liz. That's great. Glad somebody made it. How long's that been now? Er, it's three years ago last week. Did you do anything special? We're going out for a meal tonight. Anywhere nice? Yeah...
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The clip Liz and Shaun fight from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Dylan Moran Hello?' Dianne, can you let me in? I'm not sure, Shaun. Oh, come on. 'Lizzie doesn't want to see you. Just open the door! She doesn't want to see you. Do you want me to climb up the wall, come through the window? Because I will. 'You're not coming in. OK, see you in a minute. Don't... 'Hi, it's me again. Can we just talk about this? Let's go out. To the Winchester? Do you want to? No, I don't fucking want to! OK. It's not the only place in the world. We'll go to the Shepherd's, they do Thai in there. I'm going out with David and Di. Let's go together. You hang out with my friends? "A failed actress and a twat"? That's harsh. I did not call Dianne a failed actress. Let's just go somewhere and have a laugh. Things'll be fine, I promise. You promised you'd stop smoking. You promised you'd try drinking red wine instead of beer! You promised we'd go on holiday. We went to Greece! We met in Greece. At a rave. It's not the same. You promised things would change. You promised us free cable. I'm working on that. I can give up smoking whenever I want. See, don't need them. W What was the next one? It's not enough, Shaun. 'We appear to have a breakdown in communication there. 'If you or someone you know may... I'd say your nine lives were up, Shaun. Get fucked, four-eyes! You go out with her, you love her so much. What do you mean by that? '.. the devastation really is extensive. It's a total mess. I don't know what he meant by that.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip Break up from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield Got you these. "To a wonderful mum"? Oooh! Yeah, that's because... I thought it would be funny because of what you said last night about you don't want to be my mum and that. It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment. They're for your mum, aren't they? Yeah. Smooth. If I don't do something, I'll end up in that pub for the rest of my life like those other sad old fuckers wondering what the hell happened. What do you mean do something? Fuck her. You got your pint.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip walk home from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost Ooh, white lines Visions, dreams of passion Going through my mind And all the while I think of you... Oh? What's the matter, love, haven't you had your tea? Something of a phenomenon telling my body to come along Cos white lines Blow away... Shh! Blow! Ah, get higher, baby Ah, get higher, baby, ah, get higher, girl Ah... What? He should say base. Or freeze. What a tit.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip Oblivious Shaun from Shaun of the Dead (2004) with Kate Ashfield, Penelope Wilton 'Shaun, it's me. I'm gonna be a bit tied up today 'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven? 'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye. 'Hello, pickle. It's me, Mum. 'Dad mentioned you might be visiting tomorrow which would be lovely. 'Will you be bringing Elizabeth with you this time? 'Only we can't wait to meet her finally 'and also I was wondering if she wanted anything special for lunch? 'Cos these days a lot of people don't eat meat. Do you want anything from the shop? Cornetto.
3 Dec 2011
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