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The clip Shooting cans Part 2 from The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin, Bill Macy
Yes, sir!. I damn thee!.
Damn these glasses!.
-I can fix those glasses. -You can?
Well, here, fix those suckers!.
Guess what? l fixed 'em.
I was back there thinking...
..."What causes glasses to slip on and off?. "
And it's because when you take them on and off...
...you're putting pressure on the frames.
It causes them to spread.
So l put a little handle right here in the center...
...that puts the pressure on the bridge.
Just like the tie rods on a '72 Buick.
Plus, l put a little nose brake on here to prevent slippage. Try it.
Use the handle.
Well, l'll be.
I make a pretty good living selling shit like this. I'll tell you what.
The clip Shooting cans Part 3 from The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin
If l can develop this gizmo, l'll split it with you fifty-fifty.
How much for the gas? l got a load of shit to sell.
-$26.41 . -Here's a triple dix. Keep the change.
Dead center!. Say your prayers, half-breed!.
Harry!. Look at this!.
What's the matter with these cans?
These cans are defective. They're springing leaks.
Come and look at this.
You better run for cover or you'll spring a leak.
We don't have defective cans. We have a defective person!.
He hates these cans.
Stay away from the cans!.
Die, gas pumper!.
I've got to get away from those cans!.
There's cans in there, too!.
Die, you bastard!.
He doesn't want to put holes in cans. He wants to put holes in you.
Oh, my God!. I'm endangering your life!.
-Cover me!. -You're covered.