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senior's being sold for the senior slave day
8 Feb 2010
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The clip Bruno talks of Diesel from Bruno (2009) Being the host from Funkyzeit means Bruno's always seated on the front row. Hi. How are you? You have to lose some weight. The kettle is calling the pot black. Yeah? Put your shoulders back. This is a fashion show, not a slave auction. Mein personal assistant, Kookus, is my rock. He's also mein stylist. Do you think the glasses are too much? Yeah, I'd lose them. They're too much like, "Look at me. "Hey, everybody, look at me. Look at my glasses. " Yeah. "Everybody, like, stare at my glasses. " He's also my nutritionist. Yeah, that is good. I have a second assistant, but ich can't remember its name. Bruno has known true love twice in his life. Once, for 7 minutes with Milli from Milli und Vanilli. No big deal. Whatever. But for the last 9 years, ich have been head uber heels in love mit a pygmy flight attendant called Diesel.
26 Oct 2011
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The clip Bid for the lady from Gone with the Wind (1939) with Alberto Morin, Tom Seidel And now, ladies and gentlemen I have a surprise to benefit the hospital. Gentlemen, if you wish to lead the reel with the lady of your choice you must bid for her! Caroline Meade, how can you let your husband conduct this slave auction! Darlene Merriwether, how dare you criticize me! Melanie told the doctor that if it's for the Cause, it's quite all right. She did? Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Where are my smelling salts? -I think I shall faint. -Don't you dare faint, Pittypat! If Melanie says it's all right, it is all right. Come, gentlemen, do I hear your bids? Make your offers! Don't be bashful, gentlemen! $20! $20 for Miss Maybelle Merriwether! $25 for Miss Fanny Elsing! Only $25 to give your-- -$150 in gold. -For what lady, sir? For Mrs. Charles Hamilton. For whom, sir? Mrs. Charles Hamilton. Mrs. Hamilton is in mourning. But I'm sure any of our belles would be proud to-- Dr. Meade, I said Mrs. Charles Hamilton. She will not consider it, sir. Oh, yes, I will!
21 Nov 2011
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The slaves at Lot A are popular with the plantation buyers at a Southern slave auction. Watch new episodes of Key & Peele Tuesdays at 1030/930c. Subscribe to Comedy Central's channel for more videos by clicking this: http://on.cc.com/ohkMav Visit the official site: http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/key-and-peele/index.jhtml Find the Show on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/KeyAndPeele "Like" Comedy Central on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/comedycentral Don't forget to tell us what you thought in the comments, "like" the video and subscribe to our channel for more of your Comedy Central favorites.
14 Apr 2012
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For those of you who want to see the Kesha that I knew in high school... before the dollar sign ;) This was from band camp her freshman year, my sophomore year. Every year, we held a slave auction for the freshman who then had to do whatever was asked of them. In this clip, Kesha's "owner" made her sing a song and dance on the tables at lunch... This is what ensued... The party don't start til she walks in... =D
14 Sep 2013
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