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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" thinks i'm gay YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha? subscribe if you like it music and lyrics by bo burnham Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind. i wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy no because... My whole family thinks im gay i guess its always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way i walk, that makes them think that i like...boys The goddamn question just wont go away cause i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear. My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now im Elton John. My whole family now suspects, That watching spongebob had side-effects. But im not gay and thats what i said, If i'm gay then god strike me dead. Just cause i go to an all-guys school, Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. When I go outside, what do i see? The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G" I think that God might think im gay, What does he know anyway. My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" My whole family thinks im "fab" There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way, Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay. Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. I dont mean to yell but i fear i must, Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding You all probably think I'm gay, Man this song is counterproductive... la la la la la... Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay, What am i suppose to say? Baby you gotta see right through the haze, Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. My whole family thinks i'm queer, That is all i ever hear, But ive been as straight as a ramp, If you dont count Bible camp.
25 Feb 2009
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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original lyrics below "beat" and lyrics by bo burnham Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too Mother effin suffrage! You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. 3.14 apple pi, i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. and by "it" i mean contact lense 3.14 apple pi, I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry. George bush wont he jsut yell and rant but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. the taste of my weiner! (snap) 3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why, Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection. I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half. dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice, How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice... of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high... Heres a confession its all about me, Heres my impression of a broken jet ski. Here come the puns. All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me? know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3. I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife. Snorted that shit and i got high on Life. A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense. I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense. big finale... you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it, Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet. Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning. Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens. And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise. you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it, Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it. apple pi copyright boburnham
20 Jan 2009
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This is the second tutorial in this series. It is intended to teach a beginner with FL Studio how to make a trance loop, from the first beat to the last stab. This series will give you the full course. It assumes basic knowledge of instruments, samples, and FL Studio
18 Feb 2009
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ГЕНОЦИД азербайджанцев, проведнный армянскими оккупационными войсками (город Ходжалы - 1992) On the night of February 25-26, 1992, Armenian armed forces surrounded and attacked the town of Khojaly in the Nagorno-Karabakh region of Azerbaijan. Fleeing civilian population of this Azeri-populated town was subjected to killings brutality of which goes beyond any imagination. Over 600 people, including 106 women and 83 children, were tortured to their deaths in freezing temperatures, with hundreds more missing. Some shocking facts of the massacre include a stabbing and forcible removal of fetus from a pregnant woman, blinding and beheading children, maiming elders and shooting them at close ranges. According to Human Rights Watch, Khojaly Massacre was "the largest massacre to date in the conflict" over Nagorno-Karabakh (Human Rights Watch / Helsinki. Azerbaijan: Seven Years of Conflict in Nagorno-Karabakh. New York. 1994) Le massacre de Khojaly (Xocalı) a causé la mort d'un très grand nombre de civils azerbaidjanais dans la ville de Xocalı le 25 février 1992 pendant la guerre du Haut-Karabagh. Selon les autorités azéries, Memorial Human Rights Center, Human Rights Watch et d'autres observateurs occidentaux, le massacre a été commis par les forces armées arméniennes, lesquelles auraient été aidées par le régiment n°366 de l'armée russe. Le nombre officiel de victimes fourni par les autorités azéries s'élève à 613 personnes civiles, dont 106 femmes et 83 enfants. Dans la déclaration écrite No. 324[11], les membres de l'Assemblée Parlementaire du Conseil de l'Europe d'Albanie, d'Azerbaïdjan, de Turquie et du Royaume-Uni ainsi que les membres individuels de Bulgarie, de Luxembourg, de Macédoine et de Norvège ont déclaré que « le 26 février 1992, les Arméniens ont massacré l'entière population de Khodjaly et ont totalement détruit la ville » ; ils ont appelé l'Assemblée à reconnaître le massacre de Khodjaly comme faisant partie du « génocide perpétré par les Arméniens contre la population azérie ».
29 Jun 2008
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Hi this is part 1 of 2. This first video show you what happens to the orange if you use the straw without your fingers on top of the straw. As you can see it slip off the orange on the last stab =/
8 Apr 2009
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funny commercials from ikea: stabbed with a fork, suckin up laces, kid with vibrator
19 Jul 2008
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The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace****/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face.
23 Jul 2008
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What Just Happened is a winningly sharp comedy about two nail-biting, back-stabbing, roller-coaster weeks in the world of a middle-aged Hollywood producer -- as he tries to juggle an actual life with an outrageous series of crises in his day job. Academy Award® winning director Barry Levinson reunites with Academy Award® winning actor Robert De Niro and leading producer Art Linson, who wrote the screenplay based on his bestselling memoir. They all join with an all-star cast in this rollicking, shrewd tale of a man besieged by people who want him to be all sorts of things -- a money maker, an ego buster, a bad news breaker, an artistic champion, a loyal husband, an all-knowing father, not to mention sexy, youthful and tuned-in – everything except for the one thing he and all the preposterously behaved people he’s surrounded by really are: bumbling human beings just trying to survive by any means necessary. Ben (DE NIRO) is already in over his head trying to balance the tug-of-war of having two ex-wives and two different families with his latest business venture – the boldly “visionary” movie Fiercely starring Sean Penn (SEAN PENN) – when everything that can go wrong goes completely screwy. Fiercely looks like an audience-offending flop which draws the ire of iron-gloved studio chief Lou (CATHERINE KEENER), who forces him into tangling with the film’s rebellious and drug-addled director Jeremy (MICHAEL WINCOTT). Meanwhile, he’s confused and bewitched by his ex Kelly (ROBIN WRIGHT PENN) who can’t make up her mind about him; shocked by his daughter Zoe (KRISTEN STEWART), who seems to have grown up overnight; infuriated by his screenwriter friend Scott (STANLEY TUCCI) who’s trying to make a deal with him while making moves on his former wife; horrified by a hirsute Bruce Willis (BRUCE WILLIS) and flummoxed by Willis’ nebbishy agent Dick (JOHN TURTURRO), who’s scared to death of his own clients. Somehow amidst all the madness, treachery, deceit, runaway egos, rampant commercialism, personal politics and atrocious behavior of America’s dream-making machinery, Ben has to find a way not just to make it to Cannes with a finished film, but to cope . . . What Just Happened is based on the acclaimed, bestselling memoir by veteran Hollywood producer Art Linson, who wrote the screenplay and produced the film with Robert De Niro and Jane Rosenthal. The executive producers are Todd Wagner and Mark Cuban. The behind-the-scenes team includes cinematographer Stéphane Fontaine (Talk To Me, The Beat My Heart Skipped), editor Hank Corwin (The New World), production designer Stefania Cella (Man of the Year) and composer Marcelo Zarvos (The Good Shepherd). The film is set to a soundtrack that mixes the classic cinematic sounds of Ennio Morricone with the songs of Nick Drake, Citizen Cope, Dire Straits, Bebel Gilberto and Nina Simone, among others.
15 Feb 2012
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Pretty much the coolest new move ever! HAHA I'm kidding its lame but learn it anyways because ninja's are sexy! WARNING: This song will get stuck in your head whether you like it or not! Also: See if you can find the hidden jokes in this video. There's a lot of things that are hard to see unless u really look good because we're ninjas like that haha. P.S. I Pwn Naruto (Yes I know what PWN means). Lyrics: The Ninja Glare Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja. Verse 1 Hey, can't see me Am I a bird or am I a tree? What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)? I'm a ninja don't stare (stare) Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair) I bet you don't even care Here I go, there I go, this is my song Being ninja you gotta be strong Most of us found in Hong Kong Where is my automobile now Dong? Catching everything with my chopstick Making loud noises with every hit Moving unseen so fast so quick I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks OH EM ... GEE Be a Ninja like me Just watch me now and you will see! Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja. Verse 2 Hey were dressed in black Just like emos except for the fact We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back Its just our way to sneak attack We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks Don't come near us or we'll give you slap And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap. Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP! Run like me Hide like me Don't forget your fatality Dance like a ninja in the club Even though you'll look just like a scrub Watch this vid learn something rare (rare) This move looks like a square (square) Just throw your hands in the air (air) Follow me, do the Ninja Glare! Chorus (x2) OH EM GEE You can't see me I'm blending in just like a pine tree I am unseen, You can't see me cuz I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja. Category: Comedy
14 Sep 2008
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Heather Nicole Gates, born 1/11/84, has severe mental problems and cannot be located. Normally, she is a nice friendly girl, but when she FEELS threatened, (even in a normal dispute), she will get a knife and come at you! She suffers from severe manic mood swings, bi-polar, depression, suicidal, extremely low esteem, post traumatic stress disorder, hears voices, and many other things. She has open complaints for attacks, including her mother who recently she attempted to stab with a knife. Most recently, stabbed one of her family members. She has an unhealthy attraction to Caucasian men (preferably in older 50's, and will either charge them with rape if she thinks they are cheating on her, or will attack them with a knife and blame it on them. Many times, both cops and the mental crisis center have been called, but she either lies or escapes. If you see her DO NOT APPROACH HER, but follow from a distance and either call crisis or the cops.
24 Oct 2008
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What Just Happened? is a winningly sharp comedy about two nail-biting, back-stabbing, roller-coaster weeks in the world of a middle-aged Hollywood producer -- as he tries to juggle an actual life with an outrageous series of crises in his day job. Academy Award® winning director Barry Levinson reunites with Academy Award winning actor Robert De Niro and leading producer Art Linson, who wrote the screenplay based on his bestselling memoir. They all join with an all-star cast in this rollicking, shrewd tale of a man besieged by people who want him all to be sort # Genre:Drama # Director:Barry Levinson # Cast:Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, John Turturro, Robin Wright Penn
19 Nov 2008
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On Christmas Eve morning in 1933, the spiritual leader of Armenians in America, Archbishop Ghevont Tourian, is stabbed to death as he begins Sunday services. His infamous murder in a little New York City church is witnessed by hundreds of parishioners. The next day, this story is splashed on the front page of every major newspaper -- and no wonder. Not since the assassination of Thomas Becket has such a high religious leader been slain in a house of worship. This gruesome homicide shatters the Armenian community and confounds the cops. Was it a terrorist attack to silence a political adversary, a KGB plot to discredit anti-communists in America, or simply a tragic turn in an ancient, bitter dispute? Journalist Terry Phillips reveals new details including previously unpublished facts and photographs in this historical novel dramatizing the events. For more information, visit HyeBooks****
11 Sep 2008
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Another bizarre behaviour of water balloon stabbed with a knife.
12 Sep 2008
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My major project for my diploma of multimedia, this student film was meant to consist of 5 terminators battling a swarm of genestealers... unfortunately I had no idea this would not be possible to do by myself. I had a stab at it anyway...
9 Feb 2009
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Germany's most famous wine is Riesling... but what happens when Americans take a stab at it? Join Brian Freedman as he pits two American Rieslings against each other in a full on tasting challenge. More wine videos are available at www.ClassicWines****.
1 Oct 2008
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Who's Sarah Palin? THIS is the REAL Sarah "Political Stunt" Palin. Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin told a passel of lies during her national convention speech. Within moments of the finish of the acceptance speech, the Associated Press published a point-by-point refutation of claims made by Palin and others at the GOP convention. Additionally, the Republicans stretched the truth by overstating Palins experience, misrepresenting her attitude toward earmarks and mischaracterizing Barack Obamas tax proposals. ome of the untruths Palin told: She falsely claimed (again) to have opposed the Bridge To Nowhere. As mayor of Wasilla, Palin hired a lobbyist and traveled to Washington annually to support earmarks for the town totaling $27 million. . Obama appeared on Bill O'Reilly's "The O'Reilly Factor" where he refuted Palin's claims. Obama found himself under Republican fire this week after his comment "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" was made. Conservatives have criticized Obama, calling his comments sexist and in reference to Palin's quip "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick". The Obama campaign insists that the Illinois senator was using a common colloquialism. On Thursday, September 11th, Palin sat down with Charlie Gibson of ABC News for her first major interview. During the interview Palin raised eyebrows with her comment that Barack Hussein Obama will regret not having chosen senator Hilary Clinton as his running mate. On Saturday, September 13th, NBC's Saturday Night Live (SNL) presented a parody, featuring alumni Tina Fey along with Amy Poehler, in which the two spoofed Palin along with Democratic senator Hillary Clinton. Tina Fay has been noted as a Sara Palin look a like. On September 19th, comedienne Sandra Bernhard released a verbal attack against the VP candidate. On September 27th, once again on Saturday Night Live (SNL), Tina Fey and Amy Poehler parody, spoof, and mock the Sarah Palin and Katie Couric Interview. And once again, Tina Fay gives a spot on performance of Sarah Palin at the Katie Couric interview. WHO'S THAT GIRL: Madonna's "Who's That Girl" was a huge success all around the world and effortlessly made it to the number one spot in countries such as the United States, the United Kingdom, Japan, Spain, Canada, South Africa and many others. The song was nominated for "Best Song From A Motion Picture" at the 1988 Grammy Awards and "Best Original Song" at the 1988 Golden Globe Awards. In 2008, Madonna released her eleventh studio album, Hard Candy, which spawned the international hit "4 Minutes" a duet with Justin Timberlake, featuring Timbaland. An international tour to promote the album, the Sticky & Sweet Tour, began on August 23. Palin served two terms as mayor of her home town of Wasilla, then in 2006 became Alaskas youngest and first female governor. Now, at 44, the former beauty queen aims to become the USAs first female Vice-President. Katie Couric will spend two days traveling on the campaign trail with Governor Sarah Palin on Sunday, September 28 and Monday, September 29, conducting an exclusive interview to be broadcast on the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric beginning Monday the 29th (Part 1). Coverage will continue on Tuesday, September 30th (Part 2) on the Early Show. The interview will take place just days before the Vice Presidential debate between Palin and Senator Joe Biden in St. Louis on Thursday, October 2. The scandal known as "Troopergate" gained national attention after Republican presidential candidate John McCain chose Palin as his running mate. Fox New's Bill O'Reilly and Anne Coulter take a stab at both Jon Stewart's the Daily Show and Stephen Colbert's the Colbert Report for "the Liberal biases and conspiracy of the Media." Sandra Bernhard is appearing. It has video of Bernhard calling Palin "Uncle Women," a "turncoat bitch" and a "whore." Bernhard also claimed that Palin Would Be Gang-Raped By Blacks in Manhattan if the democrats lost the election. The presidential debate will be aired on C-SPAN, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox Faux News on Friday, September 26 2008 in Mississippi. Part 1 I of the president debate will include Barack Obama and John McCain discussing the economy and recent Wall Street economic crisis and the Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac bailout. Part II 2 will include international foreign affairs. Question Part 3 of continues discussion of the economic recession and potential great depression 2. Part 4 of the presidential debate questions Barack Obama and John McCain on Lehman Brothers, job loss, and a failing American economy. The president debate between Barack Obama and John McCain promises to accuse each other for the blame of our economic crisis. Presidential debate 2008 between Jon McCain vs Barak Obama, live on September 26th 2008 9/26/08. Dedicated to Greg - I love you.
2 Oct 2008
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