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22 Apr 2011
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=_0ZmrpyV_kI The first parody i ever recorded, now the first video I'm ever producing. Not my best song, but it was easy to get the video, so good start. The dumb song at the end is by Cal Carpenter, so pick on him for it if you know him Lyrics: You're a bad one, Mr. Caaat! I look down, you're attached to my leeeg! You sleep on people's heads, and Keep eating you will get fat, Mr. Ca-at! If I were to rate you on badness from one to ten, I'd rate you 29.5! You're a lazy one, Mr. Caaat! Do you do anything but sleeeep? Well, you chase the poor ponytails, And you wrinkle up the mats, Mr. Ca-at! If I had to choose between you and that green monkey with an anger management problem, I'd definately choose the monkey! You're a spoiled one, Mr. Caaat! Your water always needs to be fresh! Your the lump under the covers, You think I don't know where you're at Mr. Ca-at! If I used all the bad words, It wouldn't quite cover you! You're the baddest cat arooound, You're the baddest cat in tooown, You're the baddest cat we know, The baddest cat from head-to-toe, Fo'-Sho-oooooo'! I don't know what you're gonna dooo...
16 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=Y1oU3vDmJh0 I learned the original song in chorus, so this made it more exciting secretly singing this version instead. You probably don't know Sinnerman, but if you do, then it'll actually be funnier. I was gonna make a video of a popular song I'd parodied first, but this was a special request from my cousin. Lyrics: Oh, Cinnabon, where you going to run to? Oh, Cinnabon, you know I'm going to hunt you! Oh, Cinnabon, so that I can munch you! Get on that plate! Run to the stove, stove won't you hide me? Run to the oven, oven won't you hide me? Run to the microwave, microwave won't you hide me? Stay on that plate! Guy says Cinnabon, the stove you'll surely fry in! Guy says Cinnabon, the oven you'll surely roast in! Guy says Cinnabon, the microwave you'll be nuked in! You may as well stay on that plate! Run, run, run Cinnabon! Run, run, run as fast as you can! Run, run, run forever man! Just stay off that plate! Run to the Bad Dogs, Bad Dogs won't you hide me? ... Ahhh, never mind! Run to the Bad Cat, Bad Cat won't you hide me? ... Get away, not you either! Run to Big Texas, Big Texas won't you hide me?..................... It's way to late! (Munching noise) That's the story of Cinnabon, he was oh so tastey! Swirled with cinnamon, makes you eat it hasty! You're not the "winna mon," cause you are so crazy! On, on that plate!
17 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=QVeZysXZNUk An extremely stupid video made on a whim trying to rhyme names with as many words as possible. Partially improvised Lyrics: MIKE The TIKE, Went on a HIKE With his BIKE, But rode down with his TRIKE, Jumps into an igneous DIKE, And got eaten by a PIKE, SIKE! Go Michael, go Michael.......... BOB The SLOB, Starts to SOB, Because he hit his head on a KNOB, He don't have a JOB, He just ROB For a MOB, He likes corn-on-the-COB! Go Bobby, go BOBBY................ JAKE The SNAKE, Also known as DRAKE, Starts to MAKE A FAKE, OPAQUE CAKE, Puts it in the oven to BAKE, But it fell into the LAKE! Go Jacob, go Jacob............... TY The GUY, Is so FLY, In the SKY, Because he can TIE, Even if you're SLY, You can't DENY, This is a LIE! Go Tyler, go Tyler................ TIM The WIMP Needs to hit the GYM, Because he can't WIN A fight with a CHIMP. He busted his CHIN On a piece of TIN, And broke his LIMB! Go Timmy, go Timmy..........
17 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=gnkmZNtN98k Sorry sounds out of sync in the beginning. Like this video if you think they're badder than the bad cat, whoever gets more will be deemed badder. Feat Jackson whose even badder than my dogs. Lyrics: Bad dog, eating all the food-y! Bad dog, sniffing people's booties! Bad dog, I always see you pooping on the golf kart! Bad! Bad dog, you ate all the treaties! Bad dog, barking while I'm sleeping! Bad dog, would you please stop peeing by the front door! Bad! Pepper, your being a bad boy! Zoë, your being a bad girl! You're ripping up my high tops! I'm gonna throw away your chew toy! At night your barking real loud! So at 12 noon your still knocked out! Fight each other til you both scream! I know better than to feed you beans! Pepper says "the love is all mine"! Zoë says "the food is all mine"! Pep's a sissy Zoë is too thick-y Chew up that groundhog until it's put outta its misery! Bad dog, stepping on my foot-y! Bad dog, licking people's booties! Bad dog, you see an old lady and attack her! Bad! Bad dog, randomly start sneezing! Bad dog, chased the Lamborghini! Bad dog, would you please stop peeing in your food bowl! Bad! Yes, I'm moving! So would you move it! Up howling at the moonlight! Goin crazy when it's food time! If there's poopin! You rub your neck in it! Drop the Frisbee! Can't play cause I'm busy! You see another dog and start barking so loud it kills me! Bad dog, watching Scooby Dooby! Bad dog, you'll never be that groovy! Bad dog, puppy eyes don't work on me, it's my food! Bad! Bad dog, you want out, but it's freezing! Bad dog, your pen really needs cleaning! Bad dog, would you please stop peeing on my pillow! Bad dog, you're being very rude-y! Bad dog, attacked our uncle Louie! Bad dog, is it that hard to cut back on the slobber! Bad! Bad dog, you're prone to tick season! Bad dog, you picked up lots of fleas, man! Bad dog, would you please stop peeing on the Bad Cat! Do you think you're badder, do you think you're badder than the Bad Cat...Nah!
17 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=ThqSWgv1Cz0 The best part about making this was that I got to eat most of the props. It does have BG music this time, and the lyrics is in sync almost for all of it. Milestone Facts: 100: Look closely at the "corn" when Smokey the Bad Cat is holding it, it's actually says great northern beans 200: When I'm overstuffed and fall back in the chair, there was a cushion there, but I missed it in the shot that I used for this XD 300: The gravy, aka "yellow sauce stuff" was actually an appropriate name; since we didn't have any gravy, it was actually coffee, milk, mustard, held up to the light to sillouette it 400: "Sandwich cranberries and chicken": the cranberries were grapes, and the chicken was a fried egg that looked like chicken if you don't look directly at it; since we didn't actually have real chicken atm. 500: "Pop's calzone" flashed by quickly, but if you look at it closely, it's a piece of Texas Toast with meatballs on it :/ 600: The "roast chicken in the fry pan" ...actually is roast chicken though it DOESN'T look it. There's pineapple in it I guess is why. Lyrics: Chorus 1: (x2) So hot haaam, Biscuits with jaaam, Turkey, gravy, & racks of laaamb. Thanksgiving, oh maaan. Here comes the sweet & mashed potaters! Ta-taters, taters, ta-taters. Hey, pass the jam, Y'all know uncle Stan, He'll leave you not one biscuit. That's pumpkin pie my favorite flavor, flavor, Cut it all up, we'll savor, savor. We invited all the neighbors, neighbors, The nametags on the little papers. Here we go, here's the green bean casserole, Each day braggin bout Pop's calzone, Get a plate before it's all gone. Grandma's been cooking since, like, Tuesday morn. I can't stop...if you give me the corn, Been coming here since I was born. Poker and Pitch are played till the am, I'm about to throw up, where's the trash can? Roast chickeeen In the fry paaan. You can't start eatin til we say ameeen. Thanksgiving, oh maaan. I'm overstuffed, yeah, I don't care! Ca-care, care, ca-care. Hey, I just might pour the gravy, Love that yellow sauce stuff, it's amazing, Tripped up, now it's running down my leg-y. We eat pie at 747 pm, ¿sí? Laughing, no stopping the smile on your face. No one touched the broccoli with vitamin A. Food for an army, that's the familyyyyyyyy. Almighty, We are like the pilgrims trying to thank thee, Hear me shout it up So we can start to munch. Okay, now fill up my cup With some of that good punch. Everybody take a chair, chair, And pass around the tomaters, maters. Everybody please eat fair, fair. No stuffiiiiin, But lots of stuffed haaaam, Why don't we throw in some of those yaaaams. Thanksgiving, oh man! Time to go again, see ya later La-later, later, la-later, later, la-later, later... Aight now stop, toast! Put yo juicebox in the ayer, To grandpa, gramma, and God, Now tip up nice to see the family. Pucha hands up, putcha putcha hands up, Putcha hands up if you like Crazy gravy on your ham on pumkin pie. It may sound retarded, no this the truth: Sandwich cranberries and chicken If you do that putcha hands in the ayer. So hot haaam, Biscuits with jaaam, Turkey, gravy, & racks of laaamb. Thanksgiving, oh maaan. Here comes the sweet & mashed potaters! Ta-taters, taters, ta-taters.
17 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=L8xUMF1jS8A This is to celebrate summer; the flipping of the backpacks represent how we are on the other side of our lives now. Does your backpack get flipped because you're too stupid to keep an eye on it? Then get this new Mac A. Ronie, Inc. CATPACK (tm). If someone flips your backpack, it'll jump out and eat their faces! Watch to find out more!!!
18 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=uzp85AT8K_M If you've never had dialup, you won't appreciate this video to it's full potential..........but then again, if you had dialup NOW, then THERE'S NO WAY YOU'D VIEW THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO LOAD! Sure some things are blurry, but you should figure out what they are or what they say. Lyrics: Clogging the phone, Wired dial up it is slow. It takes you three days Just for your iPod to get movies. To get online, You see, It's so slow you go insane. So can we get high, Hi -- Speed, To get on my Facebook page. Maybe my birthday? Won't wait til Thursday! Can we please hurry, Because, yes, our Internet is down. Is it the money, Fifty bucks monthly? Because satellite prices are down, doowwn, dooowwwn. And of course our Internet crashed down! Homework this week Involves us bein online to work nightly. We get away, Vaca, Just for the free Wi-fi, Super8. In email you try to read, But the size is seven megs. Schools block all our sites, proxies, Anything involving games. Internet is fun, okay! This connection's gay. It should be easy. Even my mommy Doesn't want this Internet that's down. Must be the money, Sixty bucks monthly... But cable prices are now going down, doowwn, dooowwwn. Would our Internet stop crashing down! No Wi-fi for the Wii, Or DS's WFC. Down on the computer, It's still at speeds below MB. It's slow, loading screen, I got up to go take a pee, And then when I came back later, Oh man, the screen just closed and freeze! I'm fighting for the world On a battle Xbox Live, Don't it look like we having fun? Yes we were til I woke up. Once we had an air card for four weeks, Got good 3G, AT&T, Until daddy Got rid of it cause its not free. It's not the 90s. Only in my dreams, Please don't remind me, That we have an Internet that's down. Surely the money, Eighty bucks monthly! We're the last, run dial up outta town, oouut of tooowwwn, Because our internet's always down!
18 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=MLSTCO8gzOc I don't care if you hate it, this was fun to make since I got to play video games a lot in the process, which I normally don't have time for now. I took a break for a couple months when I made this video. Blog *******macaroniman17[dot]blogspot[dot]com/ My Favorite Games Lyrics: New gaming systems like Nintendo Wii XBox 360, and PlayStation 3 GameBoys, and GameCubes, everything we play Here are a few of my favorite games: Three Call of Duty's, those games with the shooting Dora and Diego, what? Hey, they're cool, ¿sí? Galaxy you fly with the Lunas through space Bowser, get your go-kart outta the race! I win fights more fast in the new Super Smash In Halo 3 I'll be sure to kick your....hindquarters! Silver Version, I caught all 150 Why can't I get past the balance test thing? When it's rainy When it's windy When I'm trapped inside I simply go into my own living room And play my friends with Wi-Fi!
22 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=0cTb-VHPAtg Skip to 4:50 if you just wanna see my legit reaction to drinking it. Heat up some velveeta, pharmasean (spellcheck), and cheddar cheese. Crush up some ice in the blender; then add milk, sugar, and maybe some illegal substances of your choice. Of course, you need some chips with cheese, so crumble some up into the blender. Pour the cheese in, and hope that it's not too thick to mix. Then pour it into a Redskin's cup and drink with a lemon straw. Enjoy :)
21 Jan 2012
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Watch on YouTube: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=XU_fyfjn70g These are some of my uncles, they are normally able to contain their inherited redneckness, but...then he bought a deepfryer, so we went crazy. Earlier, we had deepfryed a whole turkey. It was good. We had an adventure with this actually, we dropped the plate and failed miserably with the snickers. You might be a redneck if you watched this video all the way through and still +1'd it.
23 Jan 2012
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Some of these jokes are original, some of them not so much, some of them might not be but I thought they were. Some were inspired by real events, which means some of these I really did do. Song is Hillbilly Bone sang by Blake Shelton; silent is too silent and I couldn't find any freeplay songs that were good enough... yeah audio got blocked ay? "Well, shit." - Me
28 Jan 2012
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3 Jan 2009
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View Property Details on Apartments****: *******www.apartments****/summary.aspx?page=summary%26property=102472.23%26partner=video The Oaks Old Farm Shores 2122 Sandy Shore SE Grand Rapids MI 49508 From US 131: M-6 Paul B. Henry Freeway east (toward Lansing). Exit Kalamazoo Avenue north. 52nd Street right (east), 0.5 miles to Stauffer Avenue. Stauffer Avenue left (north). Sandy Shore Drive left. Enter Old Farm Shores to the Office at 2122 Sandy Shore Drive. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood, Old Farm Shores brings you the conveniences of city living while being surrounded by the serenity of nature at its finest. Most apartments have either lake or wooded views, and you'll feel right at home with our woodburning fireplaces and cathedral ceilings. Enjoy the bike trails conveniently located on the property, as well as our heated pool during the summer months. You will not find a more peaceful, beautiful apartment community, so stop in today. Holiday savings up to $1,870.00 off, with no rent January 2010! Lake-front Living, Nature Trail, Washers/Dryers, Fireplaces,loft-Style,pets Welcome! Grand Rapids & Vicinity Not Applicable Carports are $20 per month. Garages are $30 per side, subject to availability. Smoke-Free Apartments 3 Months,6 Months,9 Months,12 Months
16 Dec 2009
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View Property Details on Apartments****: *******www.apartments****/summary.aspx?page=summary%26property=102472.23%26partner=video The Oaks Old Farm Shores 2122 Sandy Shore SE Grand Rapids MI 49508 From US 131: M-6 Paul B. Henry Freeway east (toward Lansing). Exit Kalamazoo Avenue north. 52nd Street right (east), 0.5 miles to Stauffer Avenue. Stauffer Avenue left (north). Sandy Shore Drive left. Enter Old Farm Shores to the Office at 2122 Sandy Shore Drive. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood, Old Farm Shores brings you the conveniences of city living while being surrounded by the serenity of nature at its finest. Most apartments have either lake or wooded views, and you'll feel right at home with our woodburning fireplaces and cathedral ceilings. Enjoy the bike trails conveniently located on the property, as well as our heated pool during the summer months. You will not find a more peaceful, beautiful apartment community, so stop in today. Holiday savings up to $1,870.00 off, with no rent January 2010! Lake-front Living, Nature Trail, Washers/Dryers, Fireplaces,loft-Style,pets Welcome! Grand Rapids & Vicinity Not Applicable Carports are $20 per month. Garages are $30 per side, subject to availability. Smoke-Free Apartments 3 Months,6 Months,9 Months,12 Months
16 Dec 2009
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View Property Details on Apartments****: *******www.apartments****/summary.aspx?page=summary%26property=102472.23%26partner=video Community Old Farm Shores 2122 Sandy Shore SE Grand Rapids MI 49508 From US 131: M-6 Paul B. Henry Freeway east (toward Lansing). Exit Kalamazoo Avenue north. 52nd Street right (east), 0.5 miles to Stauffer Avenue. Stauffer Avenue left (north). Sandy Shore Drive left. Enter Old Farm Shores to the Office at 2122 Sandy Shore Drive. Nestled in a quiet neighborhood, Old Farm Shores brings you the conveniences of city living while being surrounded by the serenity of nature at its finest. Most apartments have either lake or wooded views, and you'll feel right at home with our woodburning fireplaces and cathedral ceilings. Enjoy the bike trails conveniently located on the property, as well as our heated pool during the summer months. You will not find a more peaceful, beautiful apartment community, so stop in today. Holiday savings up to $1,870.00 off, with no rent January 2010! Lake-front Living, Nature Trail, Washers/Dryers, Fireplaces,loft-Style,pets Welcome! Grand Rapids & Vicinity Not Applicable Carports are $20 per month. Garages are $30 per side, subject to availability. Smoke-Free Apartments 3 Months,6 Months,9 Months,12 Months
19 Jan 2010
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