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The clip party from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Seth Rogen Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight... 'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again... till that baby is in college. Me? Yeah. You the club rat. I'm not the one that be going out. I'm not a club rat. You're gonna get up, you march over there... and I want you to hit on Bernadette now. Dude, I'm not gonna hit on Bernadette. Yes, you are, man... 'cause your depression is boring me for one thing... and it's actually making me a little depressed... which is then in turn making me more depressed... that you're actually affecting my mood. Look, I'm not in any kind of place to talk to a woman, all right? I'm just... I'm fragile. I hired her for you. I hired a 90-pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Tech... for you, okay? I should have hired a 300-pound guy... who could lift a 60-inch flat screen. But instead I hired a hot girl... who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk. You hired her for me? Yes. So will you go talk to her? Yeah, I'm meeting somebody. No. Did you just flick me in the nuts? No. Flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be. Quit flicking my balls, man. Okay, I'll stop flicking your balls. But I'll start punching your nuts. Oh! Okay. Well played, sir. Okay. Thank you. No problem, man. Go get 'em. Mooj, you done see my son... you know his foot gonna be bigger than this. If that baby looks Pakistani, don't fucking look at me, okay? I wouldn't mind. You got good genes. How old are you? What, 138? When your son is born, is he already in parole? I need some poon. You guys were so right, right from the beginning. I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip party Part 2 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Steve Carell, Seth Rogen You know, the thing about relationships is that they... make one person go... And the other person go, "What are you talking about?" And then one person goes... How much have you had to drink, man? How much have I had to drink? How many pots have you smoken? What are you talking about? How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Let me ask you that. You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you? Fuck you, man! I'm sorry. No, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you. What's up, baby, I didn't know you had came already. Hey, motherfucker! Man, you know what, tonight is the night. You know what, you were totally right and I was wrong. You were right all along. You cannot have a relationship... with somebody until... you have sex and that's the long... That's the long and short of it. So, thank you. That's good. And now I have to go hunt for some hos. He going to be all right? No, I don't think he is. Cal said you were celibate. No, I just said that so he wouldn�t hit on me anymore. Hey, you! Hey. Hey. How you doing? Much better, now that I'm talking to you. Hey, lookie, I can see through your shirt. Nice. So, you think we should... take this party to my apartment or what? I am RSVPing "yes. " Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it. Yeah, let's go!
26 Nov 2011
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The clip partying from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Steve Carell Unbelievable. Come on, give him some credit, man. The man pulled a number. It's just... I was in... I can't believe that happened. What you did with you's own hand. Man, she just gave me her number. That's great, man. I'm telling you, love is a mysterious fig. It is. Okay, here's a question. When should I call her? You like her? Yeah. You definitely don't want to call her. When is the next Olympics? So what you just got to do is... just get you a bunch of these hood rats... run through them, just knock them out. Boom, boom, boom. And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats... now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho. You know what I mean? I'm not a big ho runner. My uncle used to drive a ho runner. Screw these analogies. What he's saying is... you are going to be so bad at sex the first time... you don't want to have sex with someone you like... 'cause they'll think you're a weirdo for being so lame at it. You want to have sex with hood rats first... so that by the time you get to the girl you do like... you're not terrible at sex, you'll be mediocre at it. Probably still pretty bad, though. Let's put it up for my man for pulling that number. Way to go, man. Politicked his ass off. You did politic. Thanks a lot. Like a train, round the bend. You ready?
27 Nov 2011
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The clip Party invitation from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Steve Carell, Romany Malco. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. What's up, dude? This is Jay, man. Hey, Jay. I am throwing a party tonight. It's gonna be real mellow, just chilled up. Now, you really need to be there. It's gonna be really, really colorful. Are you free? Yeah, I think so. That was a joke, man. I know you're free. I'm okay. Gotta go, man. All right, bye. So, tell me, Montel... why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al-Qaeda? No, hold up. No, no. It's not that kind of party, y'all. You're not coming to our fucking party either, okay? Fuck you, okay? First of all, it ain't that kind of party. Go fuck a goat. Yeah. Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man? Fuck a goat!
15 Jun 2012
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The clip Partying with Beth from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Cal said you were celibate. No, I just said that so he wouldn�t hit on me anymore. Hey, you! Hey. Hey. How you doing? Much better, now that I'm talking to you. Hey, lookie, I can see through your shirt. Nice. So, you think we should... take this party to my apartment or what? I am RSVPing "yes. " Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it. Yeah, let's go!
15 Jun 2012
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