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The clip Scattering Donny's Ashes from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges And so, Theodore Donald Karabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, We commit your final mortal remains To the bosom of the pacific ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry. God damn wind. You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man. I'm sorry. It was an accident. What was that shit About Vietnam? What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about? Come on, Dude. Hey, fuck it, man. Let's go bowling.
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The clip Ending - Bowling Alley from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges And when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair talkin' to some rich folks that you know well, I hope you don't see me in my ragged company Aw, that you know I could never be alone 2 oat sodas, Gary. Good luck tomorrow. Yeah, thanks, man. I'm sorry to hear about Donny. Oh, well, yeah, you know, Sometimes you eat the bar, And sometimes, you know
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The clip The Dude and Maude in Bed from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Julianne Moore, Jeff Bridges Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey. Well, not much to tell. I, um, I was one of the authors of the port Huron Statement. The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft. Uh, and then I, you ever hear of the Seattle 7? That was me. And, um, the 6 other guys. Um, and then a music business briefly. Yeah, a roadie for Metallica. Speed of sound tour. Bunch of assholes. Uh, and then, you know, A little of this, a little of that. My career's slowed down a little lately. What do you do for recreation? Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback. What happened to your house? Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. He thought I had your father's money. He got me out of the way while he looked for it. Cocktail? No, thanks. It's not my father's money. It's the Foundation's. Why did he think you have it? And who does? Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat.
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The clip Da Fino from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges Get out of that fucking car, man. Get out of that fucking car! Get the fuck out of the car, man. Get out of the fucking Who the fuck are you, man? Easy, man. Relax, man. No physical harm intended. Who the fuck are you? Why are you following me around? Come on, fuckhead. Relax, man. I'm a brother Seamus. Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk? What the fuck are you talking about?
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The clip The Germans In a Restaurant from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges Ze lingonberry pancakes. Lingonberry pancakes. Sree pigs in blanket. She has lingonberry pancakes. I mean we totally fucked it up, man.
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The clip The Dude's Gets The Case from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman I mean we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff, we got the kidnappers all pissed off, And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, But he didn't do anything? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic No, no, I'm saying if he knows I�m a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge Of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. Ok, but then, why doesn't he give a shit About his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase. The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Ok, but how does this all add up To an emergency? I'm saying I see what you're getting at, Dude, He kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's Shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? You're fucking Polish-catholic. What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah. You know this. And 5 fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are saying? When you get divorced, You turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway, huh? I'm Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man, you know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. 3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! What the hell happened?
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The clip Bonnie's Back from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Philip Seymour Hoffman Where was she, man? Visiting friends of hers in palm springs. She just picked up and left. Never bothered to tell us. Well, I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was. Jesus, Dude, she never even kidnapped herself. Who is this gentleman, Dude? Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran. He shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry.
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The clip The Germans Fight from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges The whole concept of Asia. I mean, many learned men have disputed this, but in the 14th century. the rabahm, he Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car. We want some money, Lebowski. Ja, otherwise, we kill the girl. Ja, it seems you have forgotten Our little deal, Lebowski. You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit. We know you never did. Are these the Nazis, Walter? No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of. Vee don't care. Vee still want the money, Lebowski, or we'll fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the 3 of yous. No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She zought we'd be getting $1 million. It's not fair. Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist around here? You bunch of fucking crybabies. Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal, There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, So take it up with him, man. Yeah, and I would like my undies back. Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? No, Donny, these men are cowards.
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The clip The Dude's Dream of Maude from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Sam Elliott There was no bottom. What condition my condition was in I woke up this morning with the sun down Shinin' in him I found my mind in a brown paper bag But then I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high I tore my mind on a jagged sky I just dropped in To see what condition my condition was in Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah What condition my condition was in I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole And then I followed it in I watched myself crawlin' out As I was crawlin' in I got up so tight I couldn't unwind I saw so much I broke my mind I just dropped in To see what condition my condition was in Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah What condition my condition was in
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The clip The Dude's Dream of Maude Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) Someone painted echoes on In big black letters On the dead inside I kept my foot on the gas As I left the road Blew out my mind 8 miles out of Memphis, and I got no spare 8 miles straightened up downtown somewhere I just dropped in To see what condition my condition was in I said, I just dropped in To see what condition my condition was in
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The clip Police Station from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Leon Russom But the charge was true and they say he ran away branded! Is this your only I.D.? I know my rights, man. You don't know shit, Lebowski. I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want... Bill Kunstler, man. Or Ron Coobie. Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, And I don't like you... Jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Fucking fascist! Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fucking gold-bricking ass out of my beach community.
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The clip At Marty's Show from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges He lives in north Hollywood, on Radford, near the in-n-out burger. The in-n-out burger's on Camrose. Near the in-n-out burger. Those are good burgers, Walter. Shut the fuck up, Donny. The kid is in ninth grade, Dude, And his father is Are you ready for this? His father is Arthur Digby Sellers. Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? Ever heard of a little show called branded, Dude? Yes, I know All but one man died there at bitter creek? I know the fucking show, Walter. So what? Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
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The clip Going to Larry's House from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Oh, fuck me, man! That kid's already spent all the money, man! New 'vette? Hardly, Dude. I'd say he still has 960, $970,000 left, depending on the options. Wait in the car, Donny. Yes? Pilar? My name is Walter Sobchak. This is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski. Um, we came to talk about little Larry. May we come in? Yes, yes. Thank you. That's him, Dude. And a good day to you, Sir! .. sit down, please. Larry, sweetie, that man is here! Is he... Does he still write? He has health problems. Sir, I just want to say... that we're both.. on a personal level... Really enormous fans. Branded, especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration Sweetie, sit down! This man is the police. we didn't want to give the impression that we were police exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. But that's up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry?
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The clip The Dude Meets The Stranger from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Sam Elliott Do you have A good sarsaparilla? Sioux city sarsaparilla? Yeah. That's a good one. How you doin' there, Dude? Not too good, man. One of those days, huh? Well... A wiser fella than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the bar and" Much obliged. "And sometimes the bar, well... He eats you. " That some kind of eastern thing? Far from it. I like your style, Dude. Well... I dig your style, too, man. You got a whole cowboy thing going. There's just one thing, Dude. And what's that? Do you have to use so many cuss words? What the fuck are you talking about? Have it your way.
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The clip The Dude visits Maude Again from The Big Lebowski (1998) with David Thewlis, Jeff Bridges So you're Lebowski. Maude has told me all about you. She'll be back in a minute. Sit down. Do you want a drink? Yeah, sure. White Russian. The bar's over there. So what do you do, Lebowski? Who the fuck are you, man? Just a friend of Maudie's. Yeah, the friend with the cleft asshole? What do you do? Oh, nothing much. Yeah, how are you? Listen, Maude, I got to,... Tender my resignation or whatever, Because,... it looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. She most certainly was not. Hey, man, why don't you fucking... Listen occasionally? You might learn something. Please don't call her my mother. She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence From who? From the main guy- Oolie. Oolie Coco? Her co-star in the beaver picture? Beaver? you mean vagina I mean, you know the guy? I might have introduced them for all I know.
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The clip At Jackie Threehorn's House from The Big Lebowski (1998) Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming. I'm Jackie Treehorn.
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