The clip The handout Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges
You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude.
Nothing is fucked.
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!
Hey, Walter, will you just shut the fuck up?
Don't say peep while I'm doin' business here, man.
Ok, Dude, have it your way.
But they're amateurs.
Ok, we proceed.
But only if there's no funny stuff.
So no funny stuff, ok?
Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
That was the sign, man.
So all we gotta do is get her back,
No one's in a position to complain,
And we keep the baksheesh.
Yeah, terrific, Walter,
but you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back.
Where is she?
That's the simple part, Dude.
We make the hand-off,
I grab one of 'em, beat it out of him.
Yeah. That's a great plan.
Walter, that's fucking ingenious,
If I understand it correctly.
It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
That's right, Dude.
The beauty of this is its simplicity.
Once a plan gets too complex,
everything can go wrong.
If there's one thing I learned in 'nam, it's
You're coming to a wooden bridge.
When you cross the bridge,
you throw the bag
from the left window of the moving car.
You're being watched.
What'd he say? Where's the hand-off?
There is no fuckin' hand-off, man.
At the wooden bridge, we throw the money out of the car.
We throw the money out of the moving car.
No, we can't do that, Dude.
The clip The handout Part 3 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges
That fucks up our plan.
Well, call 'em up and explain it to them, Walter.
Your plan is so fuckin' simple
I'm sure they'll fuckin' understand it.
That's the beauty of it.
Wooden bridge, huh?
I'm throwin' the money, Walter.
We're not fuckin' around, man.
Ok, Dude, bridge is comin' up.
Give me the ringer, chop-chop.
Fuck that, Walter. I love ya,
but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact
you're a goddamn moron.
Ok, Dude. No time to argue.
Hey, man. The bridge.
There goes the ringer!
What the fuck?!
Here, Dude, your wheel.
At 15 mph, I roll out.
I double back, grab one, and beat it out of him.
The Uzi. Uzi?!
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked?
15, Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill!
We have it!
We... have it!
Aw, fuck it, Dude.
Let's go bowling.