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One of the funniest shows on HBO is coming to New Zealand.
14 Sep 2007
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JEMAINE AND BRET Frodo, don't wear the ring. I know it's very tempting. Yes, you will appear to disappear, But the dark riders they'll know you're there. Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies... EUGENE (as Saruman) Many spies, have many eyes... JEMAINE AND BRET One ring to bind them, to find them, One ring to rule them all, One ring to bind them, one to find them, One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!! Yea, Little Frodo! You've got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them with your ring! EUGENE (as Saruman) Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds. MEL (as Arwen) If you want him, come and claim him! BRET (as Frodo) Do they, Gandalf? MURRAY (as Gandalf) I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks! JEMAINE (as Sam) I can't carry the ring But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo. DAVE (as Aragorn) You have my sword, BRET (as Legolas) And my bow, DAVE (as Gimli) And my axe! MEL (as Arwen) Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor! JEMAINE (as Sam) Mordor... DAVE (as Aragorn) We'll never make it. There's thousands of them and only nine of us... BRET (as Frodo with ring) Ohhhh... DAVE (as Aragorn) We made it... BRET (as Frodo) Hurray, we made it. BRET AND JEMAINE Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring? All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing? I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4 Your little ass so close to the floor. Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor The Fellowship! (Yea the fellowship) I don't rap about bitches and hos, I rap about witches and trolls, just passing on the words of the Elven king, Wisdom to all Frodo! Don't wear the ring! JEMAINE AND BRET Frodo don't wear the ring, The magical bling bling, You'll never be the Lord of the Rings... Lyrics credit: whatthefolk****
28 Aug 2008
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Hey there Bret, I see you're looking down. Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown, Just because I get more women than you, Well that's only because they don't know you like I do. Sure you weedy, and kinda shy, But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy, They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay, So just hear me out when I say... Bret you got it going on! The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality. I said Bret you got it going ooon! Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!" Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem. Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable, Because you're bumpable, Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now. Bret you got it going on! (Got it going on) That's the conclusion that I've come to, But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you. Bret you got it going ooon! (Got it going on...) No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. OH, if one of us was a lady! And I was your man, if I was your man. Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman, And then I imagine you with some bosoms. In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely, And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel, I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you. And I just lay there and spooned you. Bret, you got it going on.
9 Feb 2009
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Discover How You Can Earn $4935 For Every 100 Visitors Using 5 Pre-built Automated Income Streams!! One of the 5 Pre-built Income Streams Will Make You Cash On Autopilot For Next 50 Years!! PLUS IT IS FREE TO JOIN!!!
5 Jun 2008
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From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :(
2 Jul 2008
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3 Aug 2008
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A ghostly version of David Bowie visits Bret in a freaky dream to give him some advise.
25 Jul 2009
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Entry of Confusion: -Dogs catching frisbees in slow-motion -Death Proof summed up in under 15 seconds -No extras on a certain DVD -Going slightly mad from unemployment -Mr. T lives behind my TV
13 Nov 2008
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Televidyon ekranlarında, Fx'in yeni sezon programına bakış fırlatırken, dizi dünyasının magazin haberlerine de yer veren, yeni bölümü ile 22 dakika karşınızda.
24 Nov 2008
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trout based mayhem
5 Mar 2009
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A comedic short about a family gone corporate within their own home. In an awkward but entertaining dialogue, the characters face different challenges during a meeting.
19 Jan 2009
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Blonde wanker is back with the seventh conchords video enjoy, slag me off at will
6 Nov 2009
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Trevor and Dustin help their protege Mitch reunite with his former flame through the power of song. However, they have their eye on a much bigger prize: girlfriends.
20 Apr 2009
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An intimate, revealing and exclusive interview with the world's greatest two-person post-grad a cappella group. Real, raw and unpicked.
17 Apr 2009
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Kieran Vollard teaches the internet how exactly you make a viral comedy video that will both thrill and shock the mind.
22 Jul 2010
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online flight shooting game
19 Apr 2011
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