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The clip getting dressed from The Nutty Professor (1996) Hey, hey Hey-hey-hey Let's sweat! Macho, macho man Macho man Come on! I've got to be That's right! Shake it, honey! A macho man Macho, macho man Oh, yeah! Like a pony! I'm a pony! I've got to be a macho Don't you feeI like a pony when you sweat? Oh, yeah! Yeah! Go! I've got to be Go! Do it! Come on! A macho man Macho, macho man Here we go! One! Two! This is my favorite exercise! Come on! Five! Macho, macho man Whoa! Macho! Macho! Ohh! I've got to be I'm a pony! A macho man Come on. Let's go! Do it! Come on! I've got to be a macho I'm vogueing! You can vogue! Can you feeI it? I've got to be A macho man Ohh! I'm going to have an aneurysm. Ohh! My calves are burning!
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The clip the hamsters escape from The Nutty Professor (1996) This is our science department. The genetics wing. I'll remind you we are in the vanguard of research. Get Klump in here now. Professor Klump. Good mornin'. Hey, Professor! Good mornin'! Morning. Mornin'. Good morning, Professor Klump. Morning. How are you? Mornin'.
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The clip the hamsters escape Part 2 from The Nutty Professor (1996) Aaaaaah! Oh, my goodness.
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The clip the formula works from The Nutty Professor (1996) Professor Klump, the cages- what happened? That is most peculiar, Jason, because I distinctly remember locking up last night. I locked these cages, picked up my portfolio and turned around- Oh. Ha-ha-ha. I must've grazed the switch. Ha-ha. Shelley's the only one that didn't get out. Good. I'll tend to Shelley. You students take care of this. Excuse me. Hello, Shelley. How are you today, my little powder puff? Yeah. Yeah. Sir? You may want to look at the latest test results. I'm not sure if I'm reading them correctly. She's lost three ounces since the last feed? Must be some kind of mistake. No, no, Jason. Her entire molecular structure has been realigned. We've done it. This new formula's working. It's actually reconstructed Shelley's DNA. She lost 20 percent of her body fat in one feeding. What if we upped the dosage? No, one step at a time. We don't want to jeopardize Shelley. We'll keep the feedings as scheduled. Okay. Schedule. Excuse me. I'm very late. Students, we got a lot of work to do and don't have much time to do it in. Tryin' to win a grant here. So, as Arsenio used to say, let's get busy!
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The clip Richmond yells at sherman from The Nutty Professor (1996) with Eddie Murphy, Larry Miller Comfy? Quite. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? No, sir, I'm fine. You, uh, did want to see me about something, didn't you, sir? Well, Professor Klump, allow me to answer that question by posing another. Why are you trying to destroy my schooI? Beg your pardon, sir? Do you know who Louise Vindovik is? Oh, surely, sir. She's a lovely woman who so generously donates money to help fund our science department. Ooh! Close. Very close. But wrong. See, she was a lovely woman, and she used to fund our science department. That was before she was hospitalized for nearly swallowing a gerbiI. Not gerbiI, sir. A hamster. Gerbils are more streamlined and hamsters have a tendency to be fluffier. The male hamster's scrotum has a tendency to be disproportionately- Never mind. Those NationaI Rifle people are right. If I had one now bang. Sir, I'd like to concentrate on the positives. What Ms. Vindovik witnessed was 5,000 healthy hamsters... bred from a genetically deficient hereditary line. It's actually very exciting. Do I look excited, Klump? Uh, no, you don't look excited at all. But maybe you might be holding it in, your excitement, not wanting to... express it. Now listen to me carefully, you fat tub of goo. For years you've single-handedly alienated every wealthy donor we've had. Air-conditioning schools are outdrawing us! We've lost so much money, red is our schooI color. Inner-city schools have better computers than we do. Bosnia wants to give us money! I'm going to set up a meeting with Harlan Hartley
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The clip Richmond yells at sherman Part 2 from The Nutty Professor (1996) Klump! Are you listening? Uh, yes, sir. Yes. Hartley is the last rich alumnus we've got. And he's a science fan. And he's considering donating a $10 million grant to this schooI. And I want that money, Klump. Your job depends upon it. I'II let you know how to handle it, since I'll be watching you. Now go. But, sir, I don't know if you should Ah-ah-ah. See, right back there, just before you said, "But, sir-" Right there? That was the end of the meeting. Well, I guess I'II leave. You have a pleasant day. Grace, the cream has turned again. Of all the equations you'II learn during the course of your studies here,
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The clip meeting carla from The Nutty Professor (1996) this equation shall be, I promise you, the most helpfuI throughout the course of your studies, because this equation fundamentally breaks down... what DNA is composed of... and what components of DNA- I seem to have messed myself. I haven't really messed myself. I mean, I messed my shirt up. But, uh, make sure you read chapter four in your textbooks on genetics. Gon' be a pop quiz on Wednesday. There's a pop quiz. Pop quiz. Professor Klump? Hello. Oh. Hi. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. I was looking for Professor Klump. I'm him. I'm he. I'm Sherman Klump- Never mind. I do that all the time. Makes the table look more festive, and the kids enjoy it. The yellow and green and purple rolling around. The table's more colorfuI and- Would another time be better? I could always No, no, don't be ridiculous. I'm between classes and I got a m-minute to chat.
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The clip meeting carla Part 2 from The Nutty Professor (1996) with Jada Pinkett Smith, Eddie Murphy How can I help you? Hi. I'm Carla Purty. Hello, Miss Purty. I'm a grad student. I'm teaching my first chemistry class across the hall. Okay. Mm-hmm. I just had to come over and introduce myself. I've followed your work for many years, and I'm a big fan. Well, thank you very much. I'm fatter- uh, flattered that you've been following my work the way you have. A chemistry teacher. Chemistry sure is important to have... chemistry... to have and use it. Chemically Chemistry. Well- It's been a pleasure meeting you. Oh, the pleasure was all mine, Miss Purty. And, um, hope to see you around. Well, you can't miss me. Have a good day. You do the same, Miss Purty. Mm-mmm-mmm. Now, that's fine. She's fine.
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The clip family dinner from The Nutty Professor (1996) with Eddie Murphy Oh, this is so fabulous. Ain't nothin' like gettin' together with family and havin' a good meaI. Cletus, take this bowI. It's hot. Goddamn, Sherman, it's almost like we don't see your ass no more. Good to see you, son. You think you too good to spend time with your family every now and then? I've been reaI busy, Ernie. I don't want no potatoes. Mashed potatoes give me gas. In my day, Sherman, people used to spend time with they family... on Sundays and speciaI occasions. Come around and pay their respects. You mess around and miss little Ernie's golden years, you're gonna be mad at yourself. Baby's got a little gas. Here she goes. Y'all better cover your plates. Mama, have some water. Grandma, you spit on me. What you talkin' about, coverin' your plates? Not tonight, Cletus. I'll kick yo' ass. Sherman. I cooked all this food. Is that all you gonna eat? You supposed to eat that, not scalp it. Daddy, all the calories in the chicken are found in the skin. "Where all the calories is"? You know where that come from? Watching that damn TV. Every time you turn it on somebody talkin' about lose weight, get healthy. Everybody lookin' all anorexic, talkin' about that's healthy. I know what healthy is. And I don't know why everybody tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size. We're all different. Big, small, medium, midgets. You supposed to have all that. Everybody wants to be the same size, like that Oprah Winfrey. She gon' lose her weight. Wasn't nothin' wrong with her. She was fine. Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight, her head look all big. And Luther Vandross. Nigger used to be the black Pavarotti. Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one weight, 'cause I'm confused. Yes, I hope nothin's wrong with Oprah. She doesn't look well. There ain't nothin' wrong with Oprah. I seen Oprah on Hard Copy last week. Was the picture of health. Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman. So handsome. Amazing grace She's my favorite out of all of 'em- Jenny Jones, Marilyn Kagan, Maury Povich.
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The clip family dinner Part 2 from The Nutty Professor (1996) with Eddie Murphy Letterman, Leno. MonteI, Ricki Lake. I like Geraldo. Mike Douglas. Ohh, Mike Douglas. You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show. I admit it. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas. I would like to volunteer to take this old bird out of her misery. Cletus! Don't you dare say that about Mama. No, no, hold it. You ain't gotta protect me from Cletus. Come on, Cletus. Come on over here. It ain't but a short walk. Come on over. You gonna limp back. You'll walk over, but you're limpin' back. But don't let the gray hair fooI ya. I ain't no easy win, nigger.
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The clip farting at the table from The Nutty Professor (1996) with Eddie Murphy Your problem is, you don't work out. Look. That's all muscle. Ohh! You fat. I'm muscle. Ohh, look at my little b- He's a little Hercules. Show me your muscles again. Ohh! Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules! Once you work out, your metabolism starts to speed up, you can eat anything you want. He's so strong. Recent studies have shown... that certain people are genetically predisposed to gaining weight. Someday we might even find a cure. Only thing you need to study is your ass. I got a big ass. Your mama got a big ass. Cletus! You do have a big ass. Asses is big in our family. You need to get used to that. I don't care what diet you go on. You can sew up your stomach and your asshole you gon' always be fat. AII I'm tryin' to say is scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time. The only thing about to break through is your ass through the seat of your pants. Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and gettin' my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? I'm gon' clean mine. There. Now my colon is clean. Squeaky clean. Every time we have a meaI, you break gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meaI. You the one that brought up colon cleansin'! I did not say anything about breakin' gas! You can talk about puttin' a tube in somebody's ass, but I can't break wind. I didn't say nothin' 'bout puttin' a hose up nobody's ass. What you think a colonic is? You think you run your asshole by the car wash? You're chokin' the baby. As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point: Who that called my name? Yeah, I called you if your name is-
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The clip farting at the table Part 2 from The Nutty Professor (1996) Keep insulting me. I'll toss this between the crack of your ass. I can go all night. I hope you fart 'tiI your asshole falls out. Ohh, my baby too! Oops. Now see what you made me do? Goddamn it, I messed up my pants. Damn, Daddy. You rotten. You got to clean 'em yourself! Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderfuI, fabulous evening.
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The clip mama encourages sherman from The Nutty Professor (1996) with Eddie Murphy Look. Them dogs done tore up my garbage. Cletus, the dog's ripped open the garbage again! Shoot the damn dog! I'm not shootin' no dog! I'm tryin' to watch Roseanne! Thanks for dinner, Mama. Sherman, what's wrong with you? Baby, you still worried about what your father said in there? Oh, son, listen to me. You are speciaI. When the good Lord made you, he made you beautifuI inside and out. You can do anything, Sherman. All you got to do is believe in yourself and you can do anything. You're so handsome. Gimme some sugar. Love you, Mama. Love you too, baby. Nighty-night. Ohh, my baby. Sherman, Sherman, Sherman. Fabulous. Cletus, come clean this garbage up! I'm watchin' TV! Get your lazy ass up. Mind your own damn business! You lazy mother-
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The clip asking carla out from The Nutty Professor (1996) Professor? Oh. Hi, C- Uh, Miss Purty, um- You caught me in the middle of a little step aerobics I was doin' out here. Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred. I looked your address up in the faculty directory. I hope you don't mind. No, not at all. What can I do for you? Oh, well, I was, uh- I was, um- I was wonderin' if- one night if, uh- when you weren't busy- You get a little hungry, you might want to, you know, uh- If you planned on going out to get somethin' anyway, on an occasion like that, you don't wanna do that alone, so- Professor, are you asking me out on a date? Yes. Yes, I am. I'd love to. Really? Yes. That's fantastic! We can go any place you wanna go. Just name it. We'll go there. Uh, there's a place my students go to called The Scream? The Scream? I mean, if that's too- Oh, no, no, no. I love to scream. Who-o-o-oa! Screaming's good for you. Cleans the epiglottis. Get all the phlegm and mucus down. That's disgusting. Just tell me what night. How's Friday?
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The clip asking carla out Part 2 from The Nutty Professor (1996) Friday night's perfect. The best night of the week. Friday night at 8:00. Friday night at 8:00. Great. I'll see you Friday night. We'll go to The Scream. It'll be a scream at The Scream. All right, Professor, I'll see you then. Good night, Miss Purty. Good night. Yes! Mmm. Yeah, Friday night at The Scream. Gonna scream- Friday night Friday, Friday, Friday Friday night Friday, Friday, Friday
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The clip singing in the kitchen from The Nutty Professor (1996) I got myself a date Friday night at 8:00 And I will not be late She might be my mate That would be so great Great, great, great Great, great, great And I can hardly wait Lilo, Peabo, Lou Rawls- Teddy Pendergrass. Teddy P. Number six! Yeah! Whoo! Close the door Let me give you what you been waitin' for Whoo! Baby, I got so much love to give Don't hurt 'em, Teddy P! And I wanna give it all to you I waited all day long Just to hold you in my arms And it's exactly like I thought it would be Me lovin' you and you lovin' me Ohh, you know you got-ta, got-ta, got-ta close the door Shut the hell up up there, goddamn it! Sorry about that down there, Mr. Wilson! Teddy P turned up a little loud. Quiet down up there!
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