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Toby Sucks at Duke Nukem: Forever
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Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle.
Fade in to the left hand
of a sleepy man.
How'd he fall asleep there?
Help up the sleepy hooded man.
That's what beds are for.
Drag him cross the stone floor.
Front shot then a shot from the ceiling.
He could get carpet burned.
Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead.
Holding on a rope.
I am... nauseous,
Now I'm alone, and walking away.
And I'm afraid of heights.
Oh sh**, how'd I get up here?
If I fall then I would be dead.
I made it down alright.
I feel great... RAAHH!
GOD! COME ON!
Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay.
Enter Bald Guy With a Cape.
Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.
Then you see the bald guy
joined by some other guys.
In slow motion, kick a guy in the head.
Stab his friend.
Spin around, roll off.
Punch a face.
Start out in slow motion first,
then use your speed hack.
Grab a sword, use it to deflect.
Stab him in the back.
Get down just in time, and
slap him in the face.
Friendly Fire's on, apparently.
Why unsheath your blade?
Make 'em use their own.
Time out, lemme get my Weap's...
I am the first X-Man.
That joke's ahead of our time,
but you still gonna die!
Who the hell is that guy?
The second X-Man.
Don't watch him walk away,
or you'll lose a hidden blade
and get surrounded.
Evil Bald Guy With a Cape.
Ezio plans his escape.
Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free
All the Royal Guards pee themselves
Main Boss calls them off with his right hand
Slow dramatic zoom-pan.
Doesn't phase the hooded man.
Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die.
Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first)
He used to jump off those, anyway.
Under each of those there's a bale of hay.
After you synchronize, Leap of Faith.
Nod at the bird PEOPLE DIE,
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE.
Song is WOODKID - Iron
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Learned Classical Gas to get out of doing homework...
Based on a true coffee. Day two.
It Might... Have Money In It.
Pepsi outperformed Coke with the ORIGINAL "Pepsi Challenge"... how will it fare with a new... demographic?
This time, it doesn't cut away.
Don't let this stop you from eating pork. Just cook it thoroughly.
Saw hamster, grabbed camera.
If all of YouTube's "vlogs" got together... and made a... "vbaby,"
this is what it would look like.
Trogdor was stuck in my head... so this happened.
Falcor panicked whenever I sang "FAALCOOOORRR!" - Not because it's his name... but because it was really, really bad.
Technically, he's my niece's dog. But... I'm not a technician.
Falcor is a Shih-tzu.
The original song is in this vid: *******homestarrunner****/sbemail58.html
Postinating the lyrics:
Falcor was a dog...
I mean... he was... a dragon-dog.
Ok, maybe he was... just my dog.
But he was still FALCOR!!
Urinating on the carpet,
Nappinating on the pee-pad,
Chewinating the sofa,
and mom says, "DON'T DO THAAATTT!!"
BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAAAYYY!!!
And the Falcor takes a SIESTAAA!
Andrew is in most of my classes this semester. I wanted to show him this in class, but he didn't show up - he was in some place called "carcerated."
Profits (and they'll be ultra-slim, like a Trojan) may go towards Andrew's epic attorney fees. They may also be used to buy him epic quantities of booze - his birthday was this past weekend, after all... Happy 21st, mang!