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Playlists: ***********/user/TobyGames#p/p Main Channel - *******youtube****/Tobuscus Daily Vlogs - *******youtube****/tobyturner Shirts! ******* Fans! *******facebook****/tobyturnerfans Twitter! ******* Toby Sucks at Duke Nukem: Forever Tags: duke nukem forever "playthrough part" part intro cinematic pc machinima gameplay commentary normal difficulty lets play let toby turner tobuscus yt quality high game gamer gaming video games sucks PS3 Xbox 360 Xbox360 Live
8 Jul 2011
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Download file here: *******linkblow****/Ebony412/Revelations LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE! Evil Bald Guy With a Cape. Ezio plans his escape. Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free All the Royal Guards pee themselves Main Boss calls them off with his right hand Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man. Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die. Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first) He used to jump off those, anyway. Under each of those there's a bale of hay. After you synchronize, Leap of Faith. Nod at the bird PEOPLE DIE, Everywhere PEOPLE DIE. Song is WOODKID - Iron LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer toby turner tobuscus ubisoft e3 2011 song "trailer song" "literal trailer"
2 Aug 2011
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Learned Classical Gas to get out of doing homework...
3 Dec 2006
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Based on a true coffee. Day two.
8 Dec 2006
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Based on a true coffee.
8 Dec 2006
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It Might... Have Money In It.
24 Feb 2007
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*The Original: *******www.metacafe****/watch/447498/what_happens_when_you_pour_coke_on_raw_pork Pepsi outperformed Coke with the ORIGINAL "Pepsi Challenge"... how will it fare with a new... demographic? This time, it doesn't cut away. Don't let this stop you from eating pork. Just cook it thoroughly.
8 Mar 2007
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Saw hamster, grabbed camera.
31 May 2007
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If all of YouTube's "vlogs" got together... and made a... "vbaby," this is what it would look like.
27 Jul 2007
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Trogdor was stuck in my head... so this happened. Falcor panicked whenever I sang "FAALCOOOORRR!" - Not because it's his name... but because it was really, really bad. Technically, he's my niece's dog. But... I'm not a technician. Falcor is a Shih-tzu. The original song is in this vid: *******homestarrunner****/sbemail58.html Postinating the lyrics: FALCORRRR! FALCOORR!! Falcor was a dog... I mean... he was... a dragon-dog. Ok, maybe he was... just my dog. But he was still FALCOR!! ... FALCOR!!! Urinating on the carpet, Nappinating on the pee-pad, Chewinating the sofa, and mom says, "DON'T DO THAAATTT!!" ... BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAAAYYY!!! And the Falcor takes a SIESTAAA!
27 Jul 2007
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www.printfection****/freeandrewmeyer Andrew is in most of my classes this semester. I wanted to show him this in class, but he didn't show up - he was in some place called "carcerated." Profits (and they'll be ultra-slim, like a Trojan) may go towards Andrew's epic attorney fees. They may also be used to buy him epic quantities of booze - his birthday was this past weekend, after all... Happy 21st, mang! www.tobyturner****
19 Sep 2007
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Thanks, Jesus.
25 Dec 2007
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