The clip party preparations Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Suzanne Snyder
Swinging across the floor...
How you doing?
Where's the bar?
Do you think they'll embarrass us tonight?
If Max and Ian see her, it's over for us.
The clip bathroom chat from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell Smith
How's your stomach?
If you're gonna float an air biscuit, let me know.
Float a what?
If you fart, I'll hit the fan.
Sorry. I suffer pain and discomfort due to occasional stomach upset.
We always talk about how great it would be if we went to parties.
Now it's our party, hundreds of people are having fun, and we're in the John.
You're as uptight as I am.
Nobody can be as uptight as you.
Your middle name is tense...
Wyatt "Tense Up" Donnely.
It's not that bad.
We can hear the music.
Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food.
The clip mall from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Ilan Mitchell Smith
Check it out.
Max, what will you do?
For the first time in my life,
I don't feel like a total dick.
Yeah, me either.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.!
Momentary loss of motor control.
You guys getting tired of this?
There's a big white sale going on at Towel World!
We're not impressed.
Can I have some of that, please?
Their shit bores me.
Should we dump them?
We've been with them three months.
We've been to all the parties.
We won't go to any more parties.
We'll go into a social coma.
Let's give them another chance.
Will you forgive us?
Oh, you guys.
What will we do with you?
The clip mall Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Kelly LeBrock
We got her, we got her.
This is Max.
We call him Mad Max.
I saw you on the escalator.
You were looking at us, right?
So what are you doing?
I'm waiting for my ride.
The clip mall Part 3 from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
Lis, come on, hon. We're late.
Speak to you later.
She likes the rough stuff.
What can I do?
There's a party tonight at Wyatt's house.
You can find his name in the students' directory under Donnely.
Pass the word around.
The clip Gary's Parents from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall
Do you go to Gary's school?
Do I look like I'm in high school?
She's a foreign exchange student.
They have a different educational system happening around the world.
You look very mature.
I was thinking the same thing.
What do you do for a living, Al?
I'm an independent businessman.
My dad's a plumber. He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb, right, Dad?
I think it's time to go.
Where are you going?
To a party. To a movie.
Movie party, is what it is.
No. I've whipped up this nasty soiree at his friend Wyatt's house.
I think that means party.
There's going to be sex, drugs, rock n' roll, chips, dips, chains, whips...
Your basic high school orgy.
I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples...
Just hundreds of kids running around in their underwear acting like animals.
I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room!
It's okay. I'll handle this.
Girlie, get out before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al!
You're out of shape.
I'll kick your ass.
I'm going to make this real easy for you.
I'm taking Gary to a party.
Over my dead body.
He's a good kid.
He studies hard.
If anybody should be bitching, it should be Gary.
The clip Gary's Parents Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall
You ever compliment him on his grades?
Or on anything?
Compliments embarrass me.
Shut up! Shut up!
It's so sad that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom.
I never tossed off!
You said you were combing your hair.!
Gary, shut up!
Water's running all day.
I never tossed off!
And you wouldn't tell your own mother!
This guy deserves a party.
Look, I don't know who you are, what you are, or where you came from, but I'm not taking any more of this.
Dial the police, Lucy, and give me the phone.
I'm going to get the...
Give me the phone.
Well, here it is.
Oh, Lord God.
Go ahead make your day?
The clip borrowing Lisa from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Ilan Mitchell Smith
Ha ha ha! Yeah! Woo!
I'd like to apologize for the Ice today at the mall.
It was very immature. I'm sorry.
It was just, like, tomfoolery.
We are sorry.
What's the deal with Lisa?
Can we borrow her?
We can't do that, guys.
Common decency prohibits us.
We can't. It's not cool.
Well, she said it was cool.
We can't take advantage of her loyalties.
That's really selfish.
Just forget it, guys.
We can't do it, you know?
Come on. Quit being pricks.
Hey, come on.
Regardless of what she may have told you, our feelings for Lisa run very deep.
So do ours for Deb and Hilly.
It's respect, the time you spent together.
You guys deserve them.
We want to make a deal with you.
Let us have a crack at Lisa and Deb and Hilly are yours.
Can you guys keep a secret?
The clip grandparents eating from Weird Science (1985)
I have a wonderful idea, Henry.
After dinner, let's stop by and visit Wyatt.
He's alone at home tonight.
Doesn't he have anything to read?
I don't know, dear, but nothing's more important to a teenage boy than his grandparents.
We'll drop by.
The clip creating another lisa from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Anthony Michael Hall
I feel like an asshole.
This had better work.
This is just the blueprint.
You like it?
Bigger tits. Bigger tits.
Go, go, go, go!
Give him the knee shooters.
What the hell's going on here?
Excuse me, Arthur.
Excuse me, Art.
Eddie and Grandpa are working on a new project.
They're working on a robot.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's going on?
Turn this thing off!
You'll love it!
I'm shitting in my pants!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh weird science
The clip mess tidying from Weird Science (1985)
The clip club from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
Listening to this blues music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy.
My folks really dump on me.
You guys get along with your parents?
I guess you guys moved out by now.
Uh, what's this, sir?
That's a very sweet thought, but I really don't...
See you guys in the emergency room.
Pretty lady, what's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaca like this?
It's purely sexual.
She's into malacas, Dino.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
She's into malacas!
Do you believe that?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You can say that again!
Fats, man, let me tell you my story, man.
I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade bitch.
I was nuts for the woman, man.
I'm tellin' the truth here.
I was nuts for the girl.
She had big titties.
She wouldn't have had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life.
The clip club Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Ilan Mitchell Smith, Anthony Michael Hall
That's the truth.
I called her every night for like a month.
Every damn night?
Every night, Mitch.
On the telephone?
What's this boy talkin' about, on the telephone?
Explain it to him.
We know there's a telephone.
But he hung up on her.
The chick with those big titties?
You know what the bitch did to me?
Lay it on me.
She kneed you in the nuts.
She did what?
Bitch kneed your nuts?
Bitch kneed my nuts!
In the family jewels?
In the family jewels, man.
Broke my heart in two.
She broke more than your heart.
Forget that other one.
You got this fine jewel sitting by you.
Ain't that the truth, baby?
That's the plain truth!
Party's over, says the girl.
Here's money for you...
$50 for you, $50 for you.
I'll bet $5 that boy won't make it through the club.
You know I love you
The clip goodbye Lisa from Weird Science (1985) with Ilan Mitchell Smith, Kelly LeBrock
You saw Chet?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I am.
Lisa, we can't have him like that.
It'd ruin Christmas.
He'll be fine in half an hour.
He won't spoil Christmas.
And he won't bug you anymore, either.
Um, Lisa, we have to have a talk with you.
What's on your mind?
I really don't know how to say this.
You guys found girlfriends, right?
Fell in love with two girls.
They fell in love with you.
That's all I ever wanted for you.
You're not hurt?
Yeah, sure I'm hurt.
But I wouldn't change it.
I'm really just getting off seeing you guys straightened out.
I have to go.
The clip goodbye Lisa Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall
I've had a wonderful time.
The clip kiss Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Ilan Mitchell Smith
You made me.
You control me.
What are you thinking about, huh?
Um women's gymnastics.
Well, I don't know.
I'll do my best.