The clip bathroom meeting Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Suzanne Snyder, Anthony Michael Hall
We've seen you at school, but we've never met.
Hi. I'm Gary.
What have you guys been doing...
I didn't know you guys had so many friends.
Neither did we.
Who's the girl with the accent?
I thought this was her party.
You mean the sensuous sex symbol type?
She's with us.
She's with... you guys?
The clip Club from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
I don't think we belong here.
Don't be silly.
It's a public place.
We'd both love to stay, but we're not 21.
Maybe you'd feel better if you mingled.
We don't mingle, okay?
Then we'll invite these people to your house and we could all mingle there.
We'll mingle. We'll mingle.
The clip Chet from Weird Science (1985) with Bill Paxton, Ilan Mitchell Smith
You're stewed, butt-wad!
Know what time it is?
Time to pay the fiddler.
I was kind of counting on you to be human about this.
Here's the bottom line, Wyatt.
I'm telling Mom and Dad everything.
And I'm even considering making up some shit.
All right, Chet. Name your price.
$175 and zero cents, cash...
New bills, crisp and clean, in my wallet by 7 A.M.
Hey, what are big brothers for?
See you upstairs.
How to be jilted.
The boozehounds return.
What a joke!
Feeling kind of queasy?
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
He pukes, you die.
He's not laughing at you, Chet.
Yes, I am.
Did you tell Chet about the woman we made tonight?
The clip Chet Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Bill Paxton
No shit, Chet.
You donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right, Chet.
Ha ha ha ha!
He's an asshole.
Look at his haircut.
Anybody with a haircut like that is an asshole.
The clip driving from Weird Science (1985) with Ilan Mitchell Smith, Kelly LeBrock
I really shouldn't be driving.
Listen, I appreciate it.
I don't feel like driving.
Okay, forget it.
Give me the keys!
Will he be all right?
I warned him about that blind dog bourbon.
He don't have a license.
I don't even have a learner's permit.
Hey, let's scout another party, man.
What will you tell Chet about me?
That's not very realistic, Wyatt.
I'm just trying to concentrate on the road.
You're running a red light.
I hate that stuff! I never listen to it!
I hate this car!
Are you okay?
My nuts are halfway up my ass.
Other than that, I'm perfect.
Think of what you'll do about Chet.
He's one serious idiot.
The clip shower discussion from Weird Science (1985) with Judie Aronson, Kelly LeBrock
Those guys are weird, but they're kinda cute.
Where did you two disappear to?
We were in the bathroom. We were in the kitchen.
Eating. Doing our hair.
Have you met Gary and Wyatt?
If you get the chance, shower with them.
It's a mind scrambler!
Oh, hurts so good.
She took a shower with them.
The clip drinks from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler
What's happening, my main man?
Give me the whole bottle.
I'll shove it straight up your ass.
On the rocks is fine.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say.
There she is.
You deal with the drinks.
I'll kill the girls.
The clip party preparations from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall
I'm sorry it has to come to this.
Come to what?
Cheer up, or I'll blow your face off.
Don't be such an old lady.
My dad's going to castrate me.
My mother almost had a cardiac arrest.
I'll be grounded till I'm 45.
Other than that, everything's great.
Couldn't be better.
Trust me for once, will you?
They don't know what happened.
Did you think
Gary was acting a little strangely this evening?
Lisa, promise me things won't get out of control.
You're just having a few friends over.
I don't have any friends.
Boy ain't lying.
You do now.
Hi! Hi! Hi!
Party.! Party.! Party.!
Standin' here by the window
Starin' out at the night
Gotta save me from troubles...
It's gonna work out fine
You heard the sound of footsteps
The clip party preparations Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Suzanne Snyder
Swinging across the floor...
How you doing?
Where's the bar?
Do you think they'll embarrass us tonight?
If Max and Ian see her, it's over for us.
The clip bathroom chat from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell Smith
How's your stomach?
If you're gonna float an air biscuit, let me know.
Float a what?
If you fart, I'll hit the fan.
Sorry. I suffer pain and discomfort due to occasional stomach upset.
We always talk about how great it would be if we went to parties.
Now it's our party, hundreds of people are having fun, and we're in the John.
You're as uptight as I am.
Nobody can be as uptight as you.
Your middle name is tense...
Wyatt "Tense Up" Donnely.
It's not that bad.
We can hear the music.
Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food.
The clip mall from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Ilan Mitchell Smith
Check it out.
Max, what will you do?
For the first time in my life,
I don't feel like a total dick.
Yeah, me either.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.!
Momentary loss of motor control.
You guys getting tired of this?
There's a big white sale going on at Towel World!
We're not impressed.
Can I have some of that, please?
Their shit bores me.
Should we dump them?
We've been with them three months.
We've been to all the parties.
We won't go to any more parties.
We'll go into a social coma.
Let's give them another chance.
Will you forgive us?
Oh, you guys.
What will we do with you?
The clip mall Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Kelly LeBrock
We got her, we got her.
This is Max.
We call him Mad Max.
I saw you on the escalator.
You were looking at us, right?
So what are you doing?
I'm waiting for my ride.
The clip mall Part 3 from Weird Science (1985) with Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
Lis, come on, hon. We're late.
Speak to you later.
She likes the rough stuff.
What can I do?
There's a party tonight at Wyatt's house.
You can find his name in the students' directory under Donnely.
Pass the word around.
The clip Gary's Parents from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall
Do you go to Gary's school?
Do I look like I'm in high school?
She's a foreign exchange student.
They have a different educational system happening around the world.
You look very mature.
I was thinking the same thing.
What do you do for a living, Al?
I'm an independent businessman.
My dad's a plumber. He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb, right, Dad?
I think it's time to go.
Where are you going?
To a party. To a movie.
Movie party, is what it is.
No. I've whipped up this nasty soiree at his friend Wyatt's house.
I think that means party.
There's going to be sex, drugs, rock n' roll, chips, dips, chains, whips...
Your basic high school orgy.
I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples...
Just hundreds of kids running around in their underwear acting like animals.
I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room!
It's okay. I'll handle this.
Girlie, get out before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al!
You're out of shape.
I'll kick your ass.
I'm going to make this real easy for you.
I'm taking Gary to a party.
Over my dead body.
He's a good kid.
He studies hard.
If anybody should be bitching, it should be Gary.
The clip Gary's Parents Part 2 from Weird Science (1985) with Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall
You ever compliment him on his grades?
Or on anything?
Compliments embarrass me.
Shut up! Shut up!
It's so sad that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom.
I never tossed off!
You said you were combing your hair.!
Gary, shut up!
Water's running all day.
I never tossed off!
And you wouldn't tell your own mother!
This guy deserves a party.
Look, I don't know who you are, what you are, or where you came from, but I'm not taking any more of this.
Dial the police, Lucy, and give me the phone.
I'm going to get the...
Give me the phone.
Well, here it is.
Oh, Lord God.
Go ahead make your day?
The clip borrowing Lisa from Weird Science (1985) with Robert Rusler, Ilan Mitchell Smith
Ha ha ha! Yeah! Woo!
I'd like to apologize for the Ice today at the mall.
It was very immature. I'm sorry.
It was just, like, tomfoolery.
We are sorry.
What's the deal with Lisa?
Can we borrow her?
We can't do that, guys.
Common decency prohibits us.
We can't. It's not cool.
Well, she said it was cool.
We can't take advantage of her loyalties.
That's really selfish.
Just forget it, guys.
We can't do it, you know?
Come on. Quit being pricks.
Hey, come on.
Regardless of what she may have told you, our feelings for Lisa run very deep.
So do ours for Deb and Hilly.
It's respect, the time you spent together.
You guys deserve them.
We want to make a deal with you.
Let us have a crack at Lisa and Deb and Hilly are yours.
Can you guys keep a secret?