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The clip Out in town Part 2 from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Zak Orth, Janeane Garofalo ~ Baby, we're gonna be all right ~ Hey, guys, how was Waterville? It was really fun. It's always fun to get away from camp, even for an hour. Katie! I'll see you later maybe? Definitely. Guys, wait up! ~
17 Feb 2012
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The clip the-cooks-speech from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Christopher Meloni, Christopher Meloni. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Steven Schenk... Beth! Can I make a quick announcement before we finish up? Sure thing. I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer. Cooking for all you nice people... has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam war. Have a great winter! I'm gonna go hump the fridge! What? Yes, folks, it's true. I said, "I'm gonna go hump the fridge." What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream. I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. You're probably asking yourselves, "isn't he a weirdo, outcast, loose cannon?" Maybe. I don't think so. I want to introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend. I don't know who he is, but I do know this. At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, He was there to show me a new way. Because I couldn't hide from him. And I can be proud of who I am. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, As we spend our last dinner together: Be proud of who you are! Look at me, ma! I made it! I'm okay!
16 Oct 2013
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The clip the-cooks-speech-part-2 from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Christopher Meloni, Christopher Meloni. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Now, if you don't mind, I have some unfinished business to attend to. Great!
16 Oct 2013
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The clip victor-leaves from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Ken Marino. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Okay! Everyone! Immediately! Out of the van. Get out of the van. Out. Out. What are you doing? I'm going back to camp. I'll come back in the morning and pick you up. Wait a second. What, Neil? Wait a minute. You can't get there and back by sunup. I am going to be with Abby Bernstein tonight. And if you don't like it, you know what? You could just go ahead and fuck yourself! Hey! You're making a big mistake, Victor Pulak. A big mistake. ~ Even though we ain't got money ~ ~ I'm so in love with you, honey ~ ~ And everything will bring a chain ~ ~ Of love, yeah ~ ~ In the morning when I rise ~ ~ Bring a... ~ Oh, God! Oh, shit! Abby! ~ In the morning when I rise ~
31 Oct 2013
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The clip dramatic reaction from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Janeane Garofalo He wanted to get back to camp. So you left the campers alone on the river? Only Victor knows how to navigate those rapids. We've got to find him and get him back to that river. It's him! Victor! Victor! We lost him, goddamn it! I've got him! Where is he? He's calling from inside the camp. The only other phone is in the infirmary! We gotta go! Ahhh. Beth, what's the matter? The phone! Where's the fucking phone? In the back room.
26 Oct 2011
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The clip alternative nature wedding from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) Why does she still have her clothes on? Looks like she's playing the flute. Oh, wow. kinky. As bared witness by myself, All of Camp Firewood and the higher power, however you define it, I hereby consecrate and sanctify the union... of McKinley and Ben. May their majestic and blessed love... flourish all the days of their lives. Amen. Amen. Amen. McKinley's a fag. McKinley's a fag with Ben! What are we gonna do?
29 Oct 2011
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The clip Alan Shemper's Stand up Comedy from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Michael Showalter We brought him all the way from Kutscher's Country Club in the Catskill mountains. Wait! I have some bad news! And my bad news is... and my bad news is... there is no bad news. I was just joking. Good one, Beth. Let's give a Firewood welcome to Mr. Alan Shemper! Thank you very much. Hello, Camp Firewood. Thank you for having me. I went to sleep-away camp so long ago that it was the stone age. Seriously, it wasn't the stone age. It was the ice age! No, really, it was the stone age. But, folks, actually I went to camp Machnudin... in the pine hills of Westchester, New York. And that was so long ago... for breakfast we had to eat scrambled pterodactyl eggs... and Raptor bacon! Back then we didn't have cots, we had slabs. Instead of sleeping bags, we had sleeping pelts. Our first act hails all the way from over in bunk 2.
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Saving the boys from the River from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) Are you ready for some talent? Beth, we have to evacuate the rec hall immediately! Yeah. Victor! Come on! Stand back. Whoa! Whoa! You're a master, Vic. What the... what the fu... what? You're doing it. You're actually doing it. Oh! You saved them! You saved them! Victor Pulak, You're okay by me. I'm okay, you're okay. And Neil, next time we go camping, you drive the Van.
15 Nov 2011
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The clip A 20-sided dice is the Solution from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Cassidy Ladden, Kevin Thomas Conroy I wish there was another way. Maybe we should just let them die. No! My friend, Jimmy's, in there. You have a friend? I'm kidding. Wait a minute. No. What? Well, there might be a way that we could use our device... to slightly change its direction, but... no, it's impossible. Why? What's the problem? In order to do it, we would somehow have to be able... to repeatedly generate random numbers between one and twenty... in order to calibrate the deferential. That would take some sort of super mainframe computer and we don't have one. So all is lost. No, it's not. Any dungeon master worth his weight in geldings... goes nowhere without his... 20-sided die. I'd like to introduce us to the emcee for the evening.
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Satelite crashes from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) Way to go, guys! Beth, we did it. Whoo! Baby, that was beautiful!
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Presenting Steve from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) And finally, ladies and germs, is a dude... who goes by the name of... "Steve." Let's give him a hand. Come on, do something. Or get the fuck off the stage!
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Steve's powers from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) Is that wind? Oh, my God. Coop? Coop, Coop, don't leave. Coop! Coop, I love you! Yeah, I didn't know it until this very moment for sure, but now I know, and it feels like nothing I've ever known before. It feels so good. I love you. ~ Show me the fever ~ ~ Into the fire taking it higher and higher ~ ~ Nothing to fear it's only desire ~ ~ Taking it higher and higher ~ ~ Into this fever into this fire ~ ~ Taking it higher and higher ~ ~ There's nothing evil ~ ~ Taking it higher and higher ~ How do I know it's real this time? Because I'm telling you. That's all I can do.
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Steve's powers Part 2 from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) I love you. Say it again. I love you, I love you, Gerald Cooperberg! ~ Show me the fever ~ ~ Into the fire taking it higher and higher ~ It's working!
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Coop reappears from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) ~ When you look into his eyes ~ ~ It comes to you as no surprise ~ ~ I was the same ~ Katie, I came here to tell you I'm leaving. Uh, what? Yeah. I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked. Where are you going? I don't know. Maybe see the world. I got a couple more weeks before school starts. But... Hey. I want you to have this. Hurry up! I think I can see it coming towards us!
15 Nov 2011
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The clip The Geek's farewell from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) It was us rolling the dice that diverted it, right? Not the enormous gust of wind, right? Right. I feel like this entire summer, which kind of sucked, has been rejuvenated by the events of the past 24 hours. Yeah, it's like... well, forget it. You know what? What? You guys are my best friends. Well, my only friends. Yeah. Nanoo-nanoo.
15 Nov 2011
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The clip Leaving camp from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Molly Shannon, Janeane Garofalo You better write to me. I'm gonna miss you so much! Beth! Beth! I got it! The Hopkins award! And, NASA's hiring me to go to work for them at Cape Canaveral, Florida. I'll have a whole new life! That's wonderful. I knew this would happen. I would meet you, fall in love and you would leave me. Wait, hold on, Beth. I've already told them, I need an apartment for two people. And they'll fly you back here every summer. Fuck you! And, Beth, I know we've been having trouble with, you know... but I was thinking when the time comes, we can adopt. Shh. It's happened. I'm pregnant. We're gonna have a baby. Oh. Oh, baby! Good-bye, Beth. Oh, hey! Looks like everything worked out for you two. Yeah, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life. I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because we want you... to be the guest of honor at our wedding next week. We would be delighted. But I hope it's not Jumbo shrimp... because I'm allergic to oxymorons. Bye. Bye. We saved everyone's life and they'll never know it.
15 Nov 2011
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