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And you inform the subjects that these stale donuts
will be replaced with new donuts
20 minutes from then.
And then- but then we watch and we see who still goes for an old donut.
What would be interesting is if we had a manipulation.
So, one group--
we could make them feel temporarily depressed or...
You know what we should do?
We should do a screening of The Notebook.
I know it's stupid, but that shit makes me cry.
I would eat 10 million donuts after watching The Notebook.
Okay, I got a good one.
How about we get a subject and then put the subject to sleep.
And then cover him with blood and chicken feathers.
And then put a gun in his hand and then scream inside of his ear.
For- for what. For what purpose?
I just wan't to see what would happen.
Okay, I have an experiment.
I think we get three Psych grad students together,
and we have them come up with the craziest, most insane experiment ideas.
And then we just wait and see how long it takes
for the new girl to realize that they're totally screwing with her.
You're so busted.
Oh, my God!
I felt like I was listening, like, to all of you...
Because that masturbation thing was, like...
That's not a joke. That's- that's real.
My masturbation theories are real.
No, he's obsessed with them. It's kind of a drag.
Okay, listen. I like Violet's donut experiment.
I think it's elegant, it's simple. And we all get to eat donuts.
- Well done, Violet. - Thank you.
- Welcome aboard. - Thanks.
Okay, listen. That's enough shoptalk.
I love a love story. How did you guys meet?
I'll take this one, if that's all right.
It was two New Year's Eves ago.
Violet was dressed as Princess Diana,
Yep, Tom was dressed as Super Bunny.
Guilty as charged.
Gwyrth! Gwyrth! Down, Gwyrth!
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Gwyrth! Gwyrth! Down, boy, down. Gwyrth
Come on, there we are. Come on.
Good boy, good boy.
Gwyrth? What a fascinating name,
it's actually pronounced Gwyrth. It's Welsh.
- Gwyrf. - Gwyth.
With an "F"?
- Gwyrth. - Gwyrth.
Ah! Like Gwyrth Paltrow.
No, no. "Gwyrth."
- Gwyth. - No, it's "Gwyrth."
No. G-W-Y-R-T-H. "Gwyrth."
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People make bad decisions. This is a fact.
They make them knowingly and they make them consistently,
and the question we ask on this course is, "Why?"
I'm going on a diet tomorrow,
so I'll eat as much chocolate as I like tonight.
Unprotected sex feels good,
so I'm going to have it despite the fact I might go mad with syphilis.
Please remain seated. It's probably just a false alarm.
Is behavior the person, the environment,
or a combination of the two?
What do obesity, lying, drunk driving
and rooting for Ohio State have in common?
I'll tell you-- bad decisions.
In fact, you're all currently making a bad decision.
Why would you sit through a fire alarm?
Just because I, a man you've only just met, tells you it's a false alarm
doesn't mean that in seconds' time we could all be engulfed in flames,
begging and crying for a quick death.
But it is a false alarm.
And those firemen, they're actors.
Want to see some real fire?
Welcome to Social Psychology. Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
I landed on something.
It's a fire hydrant.
What the fuck is a fire hydrant doing there?
Poor old grandpa.
Did I just say, "My hip, my hip"?
Yes, you did.
I shot him.
Right in the brains.
Welcome to your manhood, Tom.
You like my sweater?
I knitted it.
- Oh, cool. Awesome. - Yeah.
My kids used to take these really long, boring naps.
And, for a while, I just stared at them. But then I found knitting.
I can knit you one if you want. It's super-cozy.
Here, feel it.
Wow, that actually is super-cozy.
See, I told you this place is awesome. You just gotta settle into it.
Hello! Look at her.
Let me hold her.
- Careful, Violet. Mind her neck. - You did it.
You're so clever.
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Are you fucking brain-dead?
Figured that out quick.
Oh, thanks. I studied at the Culinary Institute for a couple years.
Could I get a dill with that?
Well, you're welcome to go with a dill,
if you want to make the biggest mistake of your life.
Personally, I think the kosher dill is way too briny for a Reuben.
You're going to want something nice and cumin-y with a fresh kick.
I'd go with a habanero Sriracha.
The cucumber's naughty cousin.
I'm sort of a pickle nerd around here.
So, really, all I'm gonna be doing here is just- just making sandwiches, huh?
Yeah, but you're making the most exquisite sandwiches in town.
Maybe the world.
Why don't you just fucking let her have the dill, man?
Why don't you just fucking do something?
- Hey. - I'm Tom.
I'm Margaret. You're the new guy, right?
- I am, yeah. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Welcome to the team, dude.
I've pickled everything, really.
I've pickled beets, pickled peanut butter.
I pickled a sandwich, I pickled batteries.
I pickled weed.
Which actually turned out to be a huge waste of weed.
This is for you.
Now, you can eat that marshmallow now,
or if you wait 20 minutes. I'm gonna give you 2 marshmallows.
Okay? I'll see you later.
This is an experiment I did a couple of years ago,
which shows that children can have trouble with self-regulation.
As you know,
if we don't get research grants, we have no money to pay you.
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And, as of now, we don't have one.
So, we need ideas for some studies that we can run,
and this is my main-- main area of interest here.
Good. So I want to do the marshmallow experiment with adults.
Well, adults will just wait for the second marshmallow.
I actually don't even think adults really like marshmallows.
Yeah, well, I'm not referring specifically to the marshmallow.
What about this?
What if we were to take our subjects, right?
And have them play a driving video game?
Have half of the subjects drive the car normally.
Have the other half drive while masturbating.
Why do all of your experiments have to involve masturbation?
Why do none of your experiments involve masturbation?
What if we,
casually left a box of stale donuts in the testing room?
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and I bet somewhere in the back of your mind, you're thinking
that she'll always be there if you want to try again,
but you know what? She won't, because she's the goddamned best!
And some lucky guy is going to make it work with her no matter what,
Instead of settling for some 23-year-old airhead
who probably doesn't know who the fucking Beatles are.
Had to be said.
Hi, I missed you today,
Listen, I need to
talk to you about something, Audrey.
What's behind those eyes, Tom?
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Yeah, that's plenty,
- Oh! - Whoa!
- Boo! - Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!
You're right, yep. Yes, I know who you are.
You've got quite a reputation.
- Nice. - Yeah.
Is that good or is it bad?
It's mostly gross. Yeah, just gross stuff.
Are you wearing Chanel No. 5, by chance?
I'm not wearing anything.
- No way. - No.
That's just your smell, huh?
- Crazy. - Yep.
It's pretty weird.
All right, you know. This is not gonna happen.
Sorry. I just...
You seem very nice.
No, I was...
- It's just not gonna happen. - Yep.
- I know it. I agree. - All right, good.
What? Oh, I'm gonna...
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- Nice to meet you, Tom. - Nice to meet you.
I'm the sous-chef here, How is it going today?
Good. How are you?
Okay, I'm great. Yeah. It's nice to have you aboard.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
You'll make a great part of the team.
How's your fiancée doing?
- Thank you. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, also.
What the fuck was that?
What are you doing? You're flirting with the help.
- I was not flirting, okay? - Oh, really?
- I was being friendly. - Yeah, right.
You were sending telepathic wiener missiles at her face, and you know it.
What are all these tickets?
You guys getting ready to go to a Broadway show?
I need three lamb and potatoes and I actually need them now.
- Yes, Chef! - I'm done with you.
Give me that. I'll do it myself.
Alex, how long on my steaks?
Come on, come on, move! You guys, like there's...
- Cuntballs. Oh, my God! - Now it's starting to hurt.
Chef, you have to go to the hospital.
- Tom, you're in charge. - You got it, Chef.
I need a doggy bag for my finger.
All right, let's move.
We got a shitload of foie gras.
I need you to push the foie gras gelato.
How long on the gelato, Alex? I need it yesterday.
Hey, I need hands on all those dishes in the window.
Yeah, guys. I need hands on my carrot wiener.
Alex, put the carrot wiener away.
The face is the worst part of it all. Get back to the foie gras.
Hi, Granny Leonora. Hi, Grampy.
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- Hello. How are you, darling? - Hi, Nana. Hi, Baba.
Oh, hello, sweetheart!
This is fun.
Violet, love, will you be getting married in London or down in Sussex?
Actually Baba, we will be doing the wedding
in the Bay Area in San Francisco.
You could get married here, in the village church.
Get married in England, where you're from.
In London, come on.
Not 5,000 bloody miles...
Violet, America is such a long way away.
And grandparents do have a tendency to die.
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It means "miracle" in Welsh. He was a rescue dog.
Well, enough about the dog. To marriage!
Cheers, everyone. Congratulations, both of you.
Thank you, Winton.
And to Gwyneth.
Okay, I got it. I got it.
- Hey. Mmm... - How you doing?
- You okay? Yeah, yeah. - Great, awesome. This is cool.
- Okay, cool. Five more minutes. - This is cool. Okay.
Thank God for another male faculty-spouse.
How could you tell?
I can smell it on you.
Hi, I'm Bill.
Hi, Tom. It's a pleasure.
Nice to meet you. What do you do, Tom?
I'm a chef, actually. But right now, I work at Zingerman's.
Holy shit! I love that place.
Yeah. Yeah, it's fun.
So, what do you do for a living?
I am a- I am a chef.
Have you seen Ratatouille?
Uh, yeah. Based on my life.
It must resonate with you. Right?
Yeah. I mean, sure. Absolutely.
- You work at Zingerman? - Yeah.
Oh, I love that place.
Thanks. Yeah, yeah. It's fun,
Can you give me a free sandwich?
Have you seen that movie Ratatouille?
You know, it's so funny. Everyone keeps asking me that.
- Yeah. It's a fantastic movie. - Yeah. Yeah.
How about you? What do you do?
I take care of the kids. Run carpool, pack lunches.
It's fantastic, watching the little ones grow up.
Sometimes I wonder where my penis went.
It's just a joke I like to say.
I got a lot of quality time with your friends.
They really like Ratatouille.
Oh, did I ignore you at the party?
Come here. I love you.
I love you, too.
How are you? Are you all right?
I know it's a lot. It's an adjustment, and...
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This is stupid. What are we doing?
What do you mean?
I drive a taco truck.
Okay? I can work anywhere, and it's just ridiculous.
It's stupid for us not to give this another shot,.
Because I love you so much.
And I'm not gonna let you go.
Do you remember the day that we first met?
The New Year's Eve party.
Yeah, how can I forget?
Do you remember how a year later, we made that list
of what our marriage would be like?
We were going to have 50 kids.
If I recall, we settled on 25.
We did settle on 25.
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Psst! Hey, Tom.
What are you doing here?
I've come to apologize.
My behavior was totally uncalled for,
Honestly, it was abhorrent.
But we are gonna be here for a long time
and I just don't want this thing hanging between us.
You should run.
What's going on?
Well, now I have to beat the shit out of Winton.
- Ready? - No.
- Here it comes. - Okay.
- Tom, don't. Tom, Tom, Tom! - Here we go...
Do not beat up Winton!
Stop this, Tom!
This is ridiculous!
You better keep running.
I'm gonna kick your ass!
I said I'm sorry!
You will never get away from me.
I'm a hunter!
Can't we at least stop and have a rest?
I never rest!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
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Tom. Come on.
Hey, hey, hey!
Let me help you. Come on.
Okay! Don't touch me.
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- Honey, come on. - I think we're doing it.
He looks like a drifter.
I don't care if he's a psycho.
You go out every night! I need this.
- Look at him. - I never go out.
Well, I can hear you.
Do this for me. Do this for me.
When we come back, she'll be hanging on a hook in the garage.
- Come on. No. - I'm telling you.
We're doing it tonight. Do this for me.
Well, ifs decided. We're going out!
All right! All right.
- We're doing it. - Yeah.
It's going to be fun.
Put it on the other side.
Like that? Should we try to make another set of steps?
I gotta go and pee.
- Can you just watch her for one second? - Yeah, yeah. Of course.
How did this go in together?
I don't know. But it kind of looks like a train, doesn't it?
I'm going to put this one here.
This is all I need.
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The subject is asleep.
Time for the experiment. Let's see what happens.
Pour blood all over his body.
Cover his body in feathers.
It's time to put a gun in his hand.
Oh, my God!
Now, the final step.
I'm going to yell, "Wake up!" inside of his ear.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, my God!
No, no, help! No, please!
What the luck? You motherfucker!
How we doing over here?
Nice work, Jay.
Let me take over for a little bit,
I want to hang out with these nice people.
Yo, what's up, buddy?
Hear my Maserati broke down?
- No, really? - Yeah.
You think I could get a tow?
All right, Alex. I have no toe, okay?
We get it. Thank you.
He has terrible balance.
Yo! Uh, phone call. Is that cool?
- Violet. - Hi.
Hey, happy birthday.
Wow, it's nice to hear from you.
Yeah. You, too.
It's been a long time, right?