South Park- The Aristocrats joke [18+]

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South Park- The Aristocrats joke

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  • that was

    awsom.lol it was funny i give it a 10 and a half.

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  • hilarious

    makes me laugh everytime

    By Michael1266 1169987049 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...

    i don't get it

    By the intiminator 1164568902 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...

    i don't get it

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  • 10 (good)

    that was cool bat not fanny lol

    By vinnyy 1164507857 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hilarious wooo

    how come i have never seen this on south park lol

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  • Muy chistoso

    Lejos uno de los mejores videos que he visto ultimamente... Cartman es muuuuuyyyy gracioso!!!

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  • My Aristocrats jokes

    A family- mum, dad, boy, girl and family pet dog(Scruff) walk in to a talent agents office demanding an audition, saying that they have the greatest act in the world. The talent agent agrees and the family begin their act. The dad punches the mum in the face breaking her jaw and once she is on the floor proceeds to fuck her in the ass. The boy masturbates over the mothers face whilst letting Scruff lick on his arsehole. The dad gets bored of the mum so stabs the girl in chest with a knife and then begins to fuck the stab wound. He shoots his load into the stab wound and sews the wound back up causing the girl to collapse and die with cum and blood pouring out of her mouth. The dad then fucks the boys mouth until the boy suffocates and dies. Whilst the mum tries to pull her pants back up Scruff jumps on her and gives her a good seeing to. Dad, never one to let an oppertunity pass by, fucks the dog whilst the dog fucks mum. All three end the act by pissing on the dead kids."So what do you think? We call it the aristocrats" The man is stunned and says "What do i think, i think yous are sick, you would have to be to do that to your own kids" The dad says "Oh they're not our kids, we're just babysitting for a friend"

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  • Aristocrats Joke

    This was used in the movie released (only on DVD, I believe) called "The Aristocrats". The movie is actually more of a discussion of this joke, which is described as "the bread of comedians". There is a certain way you make bread (or, tell the joke) but each chef (comedian) puts their own touch to it. The idea is to be as totally nasty and offensive as possible.

    If you're able to, check the movie out as they've got some very funny tellings of the joke (one that pops into mind is Bob Saget's version).

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  • It's not so hard to understand

    The Grandpa invented this story. So who do you think is the baby in his joke? It's the fatso! (The Grandpa was so pissed off with the kid)

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  • which episode is this from

    this is the only episode where shit is not bleeped out...
    which is it from??

    By iruleyou 1157387141 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • My aristocrats joke, enjoy.

    A family- mum, dad, boy, girl and family pet dog(Scruff) walk in to a talent agents office demanding an audition, saying that they have the greatest act in the world. The talent agent agrees and the family begin their act. The dad punches the mum in the face breaking her jaw and once she is on the floor proceeds to fuck her in the ass. The boy masturbates over the mothers face whilst letting Scruff lick on his arsehole. The dad gets bored of the mum so stabs the girl in chest with a knife and then begins to fuck the stab wound. He shoots his load into the stab wound and sews the wound back up causing the girl to collapse and die with cum and blood pouring out of her mouth. The dad then fucks the boys mouth until the boy suffocates and dies. Whilst the mum tries to pull her pants back up Scruff jumps on her and gives her a good seeing to. Dad, never one to let an oppertunity pass by, fucks the dog whilst the dog fucks mum. All three end the act by pissing on the dead kids."So what do you think? We call it the aristocrats" The man is stunned and says "What do i think, i think yous are sick, you would have to be to do that to your own kids" The dad says "Oh they're not our kids, we're just babysitting for a friend"

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    • Not bad

      Good effort man, i must say i did laugh but its def a joke that needs to be told!
      And the punch line is..."what do ya call it?", "We Call it...The Aristocrats!!" so the punch line needs to be at the end!

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    • what the hell

      this is not what he says .. i tried to follow but its wrong .. what you have sayen is just another story

      By john93 1157640181 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I saw this live on tv!!! HAHA

    I say this live a couple years ago. I could not stop laughing i think i actually soiled myself a bit when i checked in the bathroom i was fine , came back into the room and kept laughing. This clip is hilarious.

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  • Double wtf?? wtf!!

    Piss on that clip!

    By bumble 1144809144 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • HAHAHAHAAA

    HA HAHAH AH nice

    By gagoogagoo 1144795501 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Aristocrats

    Aristocrats jokes are not ment to be funny mostly ment to be as nasty as possibly with some offensive words.

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  • WTF

    ................ Need I say more?????

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