South Park- The Aristocrats joke [18+]

awsom.lol it was funny i give it a 10 and a half.

makes me laugh everytime

i don't get it

i don't get it

that was cool bat not fanny lol

how come i have never seen this on south park lol

Lejos uno de los mejores videos que he visto ultimamente... Cartman es muuuuuyyyy gracioso!!!

A family- mum, dad, boy, girl and family pet dog(Scruff) walk in to a talent agents office demanding an audition, saying that they have the greatest act in the world. The talent agent agrees and the family begin their act. The dad punches the mum in the face breaking her jaw and once she is on the floor proceeds to F**k her in the ass. The boy masturbates over the mothers face whilst letting Scruff lick on his arsehole. The dad gets bored of the mum so stabs the girl in chest with a knife and then begins to F**k the stab wound. He shoots his load into the stab wound and sews the wound back up causing the girl to collapse and die with cum and blood pouring out of her mouth. The dad then F**ks the boys mouth until the boy suffocates and dies. Whilst the mum tries to pull her pants back up Scruff jumps on her and gives her a good seeing to. Dad, never one to let an oppertunity pass by, F**ks the dog whilst the dog F**ks mum. All three end the act by pissing on the dead kids."So what do you think? We call it the aristocrats" The man is stunned and says "What do i think, i think yous are sick, you would have to be to do that to your own kids" The dad says "Oh they're not our kids, we're just babysitting for a friend"

This was used in the movie released (only on DVD, I believe) called "The Aristocrats". The movie is actually more of a discussion of this joke, which is described as "the bread of comedians". There is a certain way you make bread (or, tell the joke) but each chef (comedian) puts their own touch to it. The idea is to be as totally nasty and offensive as possible.

If you're able to, check the movie out as they've got some very funny tellings of the joke (one that pops into mind is Bob Saget's version).

The Grandpa invented this story. So who do you think is the baby in his joke? It's the fatso! (The Grandpa was so pissed off with the kid)

this is the only episode where S**t is not bleeped out...
which is it from??

A family- mum, dad, boy, girl and family pet dog(Scruff) walk in to a talent agents office demanding an audition, saying that they have the greatest act in the world. The talent agent agrees and the family begin their act. The dad punches the mum in the face breaking her jaw and once she is on the floor proceeds to F**k her in the ass. The boy masturbates over the mothers face whilst letting Scruff lick on his arsehole. The dad gets bored of the mum so stabs the girl in chest with a knife and then begins to F**k the stab wound. He shoots his load into the stab wound and sews the wound back up causing the girl to collapse and die with cum and blood pouring out of her mouth. The dad then F**ks the boys mouth until the boy suffocates and dies. Whilst the mum tries to pull her pants back up Scruff jumps on her and gives her a good seeing to. Dad, never one to let an oppertunity pass by, F**ks the dog whilst the dog F**ks mum. All three end the act by pissing on the dead kids."So what do you think? We call it the aristocrats" The man is stunned and says "What do i think, i think yous are sick, you would have to be to do that to your own kids" The dad says "Oh they're not our kids, we're just babysitting for a friend"

I say this live a couple years ago. I could not stop laughing i think i actually soiled myself a bit when i checked in the bathroom i was fine , came back into the room and kept laughing. This clip is hilarious.

Piss on that clip!

HA HAHAH AH nice

Aristocrats jokes are not ment to be funny mostly ment to be as nasty as possibly with some offensive words.

................ Need I say more?????

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