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awsom.lol it was funny i give it a 10 and a half.
By kc_basketball 1145889321 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemakes me laugh everytime
By Michael1266 1169987049 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei don't get it
By the intiminator 1164568902 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei don't get it
that was cool bat not fanny lol
By vinnyy 1164507857 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow come i have never seen this on south park lol
By =DAZZA= 1227792569 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveLejos uno de los mejores videos que he visto ultimamente... Cartman es muuuuuyyyy gracioso!!!
By chrisboard 1202175650 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveA family- mum, dad, boy, girl and family pet dog(Scruff) walk in to a talent agents office demanding an audition, saying that they have the greatest act in the world. The talent agent agrees and the family begin their act. The dad punches the mum in the face breaking her jaw and once she is on the floor proceeds to F**k her in the ass. The boy masturbates over the mothers face whilst letting Scruff lick on his arsehole. The dad gets bored of the mum so stabs the girl in chest with a knife and then begins to F**k the stab wound. He shoots his load into the stab wound and sews the wound back up causing the girl to collapse and die with cum and blood pouring out of her mouth. The dad then F**ks the boys mouth until the boy suffocates and dies. Whilst the mum tries to pull her pants back up Scruff jumps on her and gives her a good seeing to. Dad, never one to let an oppertunity pass by, F**ks the dog whilst the dog F**ks mum. All three end the act by pissing on the dead kids."So what do you think? We call it the aristocrats" The man is stunned and says "What do i think, i think yous are sick, you would have to be to do that to your own kids" The dad says "Oh they're not our kids, we're just babysitting for a friend"
By winwinblue_09 1195181245 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis was used in the movie released (only on DVD, I believe) called "The Aristocrats". The movie is actually more of a discussion of this joke, which is described as "the bread of comedians". There is a certain way you make bread (or, tell the joke) but each chef (comedian) puts their own touch to it. The idea is to be as totally nasty and offensive as possible.
If you're able to, check the movie out as they've got some very funny tellings of the joke (one that pops into mind is Bob Saget's version).
The Grandpa invented this story. So who do you think is the baby in his joke? It's the fatso! (The Grandpa was so pissed off with the kid)
By mauritius_guy 1160368752 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is the only episode where S**t is not bleeped out...
which is it from??
A family- mum, dad, boy, girl and family pet dog(Scruff) walk in to a talent agents office demanding an audition, saying that they have the greatest act in the world. The talent agent agrees and the family begin their act. The dad punches the mum in the face breaking her jaw and once she is on the floor proceeds to F**k her in the ass. The boy masturbates over the mothers face whilst letting Scruff lick on his arsehole. The dad gets bored of the mum so stabs the girl in chest with a knife and then begins to F**k the stab wound. He shoots his load into the stab wound and sews the wound back up causing the girl to collapse and die with cum and blood pouring out of her mouth. The dad then F**ks the boys mouth until the boy suffocates and dies. Whilst the mum tries to pull her pants back up Scruff jumps on her and gives her a good seeing to. Dad, never one to let an oppertunity pass by, F**ks the dog whilst the dog F**ks mum. All three end the act by pissing on the dead kids."So what do you think? We call it the aristocrats" The man is stunned and says "What do i think, i think yous are sick, you would have to be to do that to your own kids" The dad says "Oh they're not our kids, we're just babysitting for a friend"
By Davey Darko 1155486692 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGood effort man, i must say i did laugh but its def a joke that needs to be told!
And the punch line is..."what do ya call it?", "We Call it...The Aristocrats!!" so the punch line needs to be at the end!
this is not what he says .. i tried to follow but its wrong .. what you have sayen is just another story
By john93 1157640181 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI say this live a couple years ago. I could not stop laughing i think i actually soiled myself a bit when i checked in the bathroom i was fine , came back into the room and kept laughing. This clip is hilarious.
By Marcizzle 1144822828 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeit is impossible to g see south park live you fool!
By iaaaan 1167531701 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove..need to see the movie! The Aristocrats! Its sooo cool!
By klimaX 1145526811 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemovePiss on that clip!
By bumble 1144809144 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHA HAHAH AH nice
By gagoogagoo 1144795501 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAristocrats jokes are not ment to be funny mostly ment to be as nasty as possibly with some offensive words.
By Clockwork 1144752028 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat's aristocrats?
By =) buddy_pwned 1154719659 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove................ Need I say more?????
By Raul07 1144751905 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemovePoor baby got pwned.
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