Chicken Dinner Factory

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Hurry up and be my dinner! For all you carnivores out there...

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Chicken Dinner Factory

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  • this

    is one of the most bizarre videos i've seen here on metacafe. whenever i'm feeling goofy i watch this one

    By get over it 1147843568 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Commentary

    Those kids talking in the background were so funny!

    By madhatter 1146248238 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I don't care

    I don't care I am hungry and still going to eat ckikin...Here chikie chikie, ah what the heck bring in the cows and lamb.. im making barbeque

    By flyinghigh 1145966513 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • PETA

    People Eating Tasty Animals

    By Polara 1145891395 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • WTF !

    what's wrong with eating them chicken ? And what's with the terrorist thing ? Just another PETA propaganda .

    By Firestarter 1145872894 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • PETA's Dirty Secret

      "From July 1998 through the end of 2005, PETA killed over 14,400 dogs, cats, and other "companion animals" -- at its Norfolk, Virginia headquarters."

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  • not sure why I just did this, but here y...

    Girl: We got to go to the TV dinner factory.
    Boy: Yeah!
    Girl: We got to see how they made frozen chicken dinners.
    Boy: Ooooh, yummy.
    Girl: They start out so cute.
    Boy: So pretty. And then they’ll be pretty delicious! When I saw the chickens I yelled, ‘Are you my dinner yet?!’ I said, ‘Hurry up and be my dinner!’
    Girl: This is where we learn to accept murder.
    Boy: Furry!
    Girl: Oooh, look, that’s what they make baby chicken nuggets out of. Yum!
    Boy: I’ll show you how my butt makes nuggets.
    Girl: If those chickens could talk they’d say balk balk!
    Boy: There’s my maid! There’s another one of my maid! They speak in that maid talk.
    Girl: Espanol.
    Boy: Chicken genocide. Chicken [not sure what that word is]
    Girl: Where’s your UN now? Fry it up, yeah!
    Boy: I screamed at the workers. ‘Show me how you work. Make chicken dinners faster!’ Chicken dinners make me stronger so I can yell louder.
    Girl: That factory stunk like my grandpa’s spit cup. Deeeeelicious!
    Boy: Those workers floored me with their lack of shame doing their jobs. They acted like it was normal, like they were human. Were they?
    Girl: Look, daddy’s magic powder! The secret ingredient is [???]. Rat feces. Cockroaches. That’s what makes it yummy, delicious filth. Those chickens were almost as [don’t know] as my mommy. I got to drink oil right out of the fire.
    Boy: I would drink a gallon of scalding grease, just to see when he smiles, grandma.
    Girl: I wish I had legs. Corn. I found corn in my stool. I sold it to a factory. That makes me throw up a hundred and twenty times a minute. If you eat that food, you do too.
    Boy: Yeah!
    Girl: Now, if they could only sell a mother’s love in easy packages.
    Boy: They do. It’s called a boxed mommy. [??]
    Girl: Oh, do they? I hear in some countries they cook their own meals. Losers. We eat out of a box.
    Boy: We’re dispropor tionately disconnected from our meals. Yeah! And this is what the terrorists use.

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  • Cool, telling it like it is!

    we eat meat, we kill animals!

    By bigjake 1145926716 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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