"Don't worry, the flames that are engulfing the entire room can't hurt you as long as you're behind a filing cabinet."
With a new Liam Neeson ass-kicking adventure headed to theaters, we thought it was time to take out Taken 2, dust it off, and see how many more sins it has than the first Taken. Answer: A few more.
Submarine movies are almost always good -- well, except for Down Periscope. And movies with Denzel Washington are also almost always good. So a submarine movie with Denzel Washington ought to be pretty awesome, right?