"Don't worry, the flames that are engulfing the entire room can't hurt you as long as you're behind a filing cabinet."
Ah, The Hobbit 2. The almost-thee-hour sequel to the almost-three-hour first film from last year. It's pretty much more of the same, so if you liked the first one, you will... not enjoy this video.
Putting our money where our mouth is again today. This is our narrator's favorite movie of all-time... but we still went looking for sins.