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It's a known fact that children's perception of space is still undeveloped, but this is too much...
Why is it that every little thing has to be turned into an argument over where people come from and bleep bleep you and bleep bleep this and that? Too many people on here have too many issues to deal with that obviously has nothing to do with anything on metacafe. Try posting these boorish comments at something like a site where people simply go to grouch or call each other names over the most rivial of things. just my opinion anyway.
By SineVe 1119895220 Reply Spam [+14] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI could not find any option to hide comments by default, since majority of comments are insulting and depressing, but I found a way to do it using Registry Editor.
To disable being depressed by stupid comments do this:
1) Shut down MetaCafe (Exit)
2) Run Regedit (Start>Run> type Regedit)
3) Browse to HKEY CURRENT USER \Software \MetaCafe \UsersAccount \###### \Display
The ###### represents different useraccount numbers, I only have one.
4) Doubleclick on ShowComments and change the value to 0
5) Exit Regedit, start MetaCafe again and be a much happier user like I am.
You can still expand the comments to stress yourself out by clicking the Show Comments, tho I don't recommend it, this is the last comment you should read.
After you disable them, be sure to add this advice into comments of all videos with offensive comments. About 95% percent of the videos.
Hear hear
By chickadee78 1137594028 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenice job ruining it
By Mad PenGuiN 1144342157 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHe closed his eyes while he was running and thought the pool was closer than it appeared. He is obviously learning to swim because he is wearing floaties. He's probably a little afraid of getting water in his eyes.
By Patriot911 1137710900 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removey did he close his eyes like 10 mins b4 he got to the pool edge???
By bkinky 1139181281 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe kid was blocking his nose, therefore, his sight was hindered somewhat... i think when he saw water over the top of his hand, his brain tricked him into thinking he was at the waters edge... thats what im thinkin'.
By stax 1167283885 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveVery insightful! Nothing dumb about a small child learning spatial relationships. You fall, you get up, you try it again. What's DUMB is calling a small child dumb.
By Janem 1139159823 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat was so sweet, i wanted to go and get him and give him a hug.
By WTF1965 1133988297 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow can you be so judgemental with such a small kid?? they are just learning to deal with things... I bet you don't have any kids!
By monelai 1137480169 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removejeez ppl lighten up,hes just a kid
By lgrimshaw_001 1137194865 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI agree with Crissy, yet again, what does anyone's nationality have to do with anything on Metacafe? We are all going to hell in a handcart because we cannot get along as so-called human beings!
By tiger88 1127002801 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSome of the comments on this page are younger sounding then the kid on the video...grow up people
By Rachaline 1119230154 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveTo be serious, this is a good sample of the common problems we all had once... Combining action, space and time is quite hard lesson to learn. But that you've forgotten.....
By balnes 1115060668 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHES NOT A DUMD KID, HIS EYES WERE PROBABLY CLOSED, YOU GUYS ARE SO CRUEL FOR POSTING SOME OF THE COMMENTS THAT YOU HAVE
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poor kid, Hint... ... close the eyes last. not first.
By drfox 1149332367 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeor u could jus click hide comments
How many times do we need to see this damn post?
By reaxion 1147955576 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removetake your kid to an eye doctor & maybe to ER
By usa heart 1147948819 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHa d shape of yous arguin over sumptin soooo stupid.... seriously get a girlfreind or something... nerds....... hahahahaha
By jack-mc 1146773490 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeloved the way he's holding his nose
By jamie92 1146603070 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesimple and funny, poor baby.
By Plastic Ugly Day 1144551729 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehes not heavy, he is my brother BABY! yeah :)
By mojojojo 1144188321 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat is not funny.. that's painfull
By Pahar`Cu`Pai 1141436442 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removepoor little guy
By Futie 1140686463 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAuch that had to hurt. And of course I love small children but you can't help it if you fall off your chair laughing :D
By Screech1992 1139846707 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveComments are so bad I don't bother reading them but this one caught my eye as I was rubing the other one cause i got metacafe itch in them from streing at the screen for too long. Hey ho to you bud for your comment on comments. I think these foul mouthed muts should be band from this site. I will start collecting names and see what metacafe will do about it.
By mickynoo 1138922173 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis kid has no perspective of distance
By mark d 1138458079 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemaybe he is blind , or wanted to dive as it appears with closed eyes huh??
By Eagle16 1137974385 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemaybe he thought the pool was bigger lol......
By Moey 1137732976 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe younger a kid is the more his judgement of range is dull, doesn't make him dumb.
By Zelnag 1137574410 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveDid you ever even consider that he just sliped?
By Zelnag 1137574318 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe ran and jumped he did not slip
By iwannahumpya 1168570683 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWas that his mom voice!! Maybe thats why the kid tryed to kill him self.
Just Kidding ^.^
nice trip c u next fall
By badchick 1137834500 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNo feeling surroundigs distances.. but his a kid"
Hope he got in
there must be a misunderstanding. the kid was told to jump before the pool area. his guide must be a dumb not kid:))
By Pundit 1099387943 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOMG!! That's sooooo awful!! Poor kid..
By Luscious Lola 1098296757 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSome one didn't tell him the water was soft!
By the fantom 1097238255 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat a cute little boy i guess he really wanted to swim hope he didn't hurt
By daquqa 1092546155 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei really dont like peopel like you... at all. you just kind of make me angry and sad for the way you think so ummm by the way go kill yourself... ummmmm now
By gnarkill__haggard 1169271846 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei think it must of been a case of hold nose CLOSE EYES & just run & jump, oh bless him
By blueangel 1091454369 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIs he farsighed or something... lol... that's a first
By Chimodo Chick 1089336015 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemy comment to u.watch, "Amazing Wood".
By donkey d**k 1149407236 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebasicly hes stupid wee kid
By super-boy 1137517780 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is the most stupid child in this world i enjoy see him crashing sorry...
if i would be his father i would feel soooooo shy
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I AM THE DUMBEST FOOL ALIVE GET IT RIGHT
By 1121811397 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove...just a thought
By copland 1120082976 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethere had been a mob of angry starving peasants there to cook and eat the child.
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