Is That A Gun In Your Pocket....?
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Some mistakes one makes can insult people... This is one example
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Is That A Gun In Your Pocket....?
- OLD JOKE!!!!
This line was first used by Mae West THE QUEEN OF THE ONELINERS and she has so many more that were way way waaaaayyyy ahead of her time.
By DrMo 1151488045 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
If nobody is gonna give her credit then I will!!!!1521886- 0
- A Classic.
Quite the funniest I have seen for some time. Don't need to know languages to understand Her apology, poor lass.
By minty 1148593228 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove246558- 0
- Or are you happy to see me ?
Now that's funny!!!
By DeeBee 1112253285 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove221902- 0
- he...
must have really wanted to look at her more than anything else (i guess)
By Coffee addict 1148278212 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove998857 - 1
Pretty funny... :-) Gave it 4 stars..
By Fedman 1099783270 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
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Duh...dont you ever wank it? You shouldnt need to understand what is being said...its whats happeneing that matters! Funny!
By phatgurl 1098475490 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
This is all about prejudice, jumping to conclusions without sufficient information. Well done!
Honni soit qui mal y pense! (Shame be to him who thinks evil of it).
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But what could you mean 'think evil of it'? Isn't it obvious that he was cleaning his glasses, I mean what else could he have been doing?
By funystuf 1144712886 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove964055 - 1
His name is Markus Maria Profitlich
very funny ^^
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F**king funny man
By prince j 1154713142 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
she thinks he masturbing (gets itself one down)^^
By MakEtu 1152893952 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hehehhee
By lildevilamz 1152396932 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
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Why a gun? theres no talh about gun. Only smalltalk like at the Barbershops allover the World. 1:she ask for the Haircut, then 2. you make holiday this year, 3. The Weather ( hard winter) and then say "you Pig, dont do that, you can´t make this...ähh like a coffee (Käffchen is a slang from "the Ruhrgebiet". BtW: The Comedian is Markus Maria Profitlich, very variously like Benny Hill..
By tourenfahrer 1149434607 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
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looooooooooooool
By mr_loonley1988 1147978522 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
People kill people.
but guns helps a lot.
Take columbine for example....
or an AK-47, m-16 those are < a baseball bat
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- review your math skills
M16>[GREATER THAN] baseball bat...otherwise, good point
By Roger the Dodger 1149270230 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1103067 - 1
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My mum is a hairdresser
By samarchist 1145446373 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
i bet that girl feels really stupid about now, i wonder if this is partv of a sick german pornography
By scottsball 1145383744 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hysterical!!! lol
By bumble 1145227172 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
shagging is good..
By -=KRYZ=- 1145157437 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Where is the subtitle ? i dont understand what they say
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WOMAN THlNKS ANY MAN (FOOLlSH ENOUGH TO LET A WOMAN CUT HlS HAlR) MUST BE LUSTlNG FOR HER BOOBS
By oaMaaaM 1145743068 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove833531 - 1
- ~~~moling ~~
qqqqqqqqq
By lanlong 1145850286 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1065254 - 2
i looks like he is pleasuring him self because of the pretty woman.
By supercell 1144810414 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hahahah how funny is it!! i'm sure that she got imbaressed after knowing what is under neath...
By extra sugar 1144622173 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
must have gone to spec savers!
By Mike185uk 1142812285 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Never jugde a book by its cover
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bla bla bla
By MAFIA_BDJ 1142313363 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
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The lady barber is hot
By knowitall 1142137712 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove629042 - 1
×Âיז׆יופי
By Marik 1140958736 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
LOL dat waz some funny S**t
By girl bball star 1138922269 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
HOW I SAY HOW I SAY HOW PREDICTABLE
By pressy 1138881556 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
it's from a german comedy show....sat1 is a tv station...
By togs 1138231799 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I think he pulled his glasses out of his pocket quickly towards the end. He was actually trying to tuck his teeshirt in before that! Hmmm.
By Ebony 1138114310 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
This is very funny
By The Greatest Ever 1137669039 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
if you can read this, you are as smart as my baby
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It is very funny! Would love a translation of the conversation.
By rnemtp 1136719209 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
really funny, but where is the gun
By badguy 1135265838 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
this is the first time im posting can someone tell me why i cudnt write them in one paragraph...it says 15 word limit
By Ircelot 1135187548 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
*Take of the blanket* Woman: cleaning your glasses uhhh the way you do it
By Ircelot 1135187508 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Woman: Uhh uhhh What are you doing ? you pevert ?
stop it dont you have any manners doing that infront of everyone
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*He starts doing his thing*
Woman: Uhhhh its become cold isnt it ?
Man: Ahan
Woman:You going somewhere for vacations
Man: Ahan
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Woman : Hello
Man : Hello
Woman : How Should I Do it ?
Man : Just A Bit Short Today
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It reminds of the old Mae West line: "Is that a banana in your pocket or did you really come to see me?"
By gunnar 1135089925 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
jaja que arrechera..... la estilista es una pervertida.... jaja que gracioso.... esta cool
By acetileno.com 1135084562 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
iv seen it b4 not that funny
By jelly bean 1114235384 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
oh that was good. I always have that problem at the barber as well.lol
By wally5472 1113485172 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
really ...women only think about "that".....arf arf arf
By cricri 1113034541 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Some people are SO dense - if you can't figure out that it doesn't MATTER WHAT they are saying - it is the ACTION that matters! GRAB A BRAIN, STUPID PEOPLE!!:(
By kitti 1111042720 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Did you all know that
the saying you are using - "Is that a gun you are carrying,
By pixelpatty 1126408864 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
or are you just happy to see me" is something that Mae West said in one of her old movies.366578 - 1
IS FUNNY BUT WOULDA BEEN EVEN FUNNIER IF THERE WAS SUBTITLES SO WE COULD KNOW WAT THEY WERE SAYIN
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Action speaks louder than words.
By U.S.A 1104169564 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
Very funny!!216813 - 1
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but words and action is better
By coolcat 1109168175 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove218843 - 2
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ok you are absolutli right
By coolcat 1109168313 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove218843 - 4
- Please stop replying coolcat
Everybody knows it's you replying to your own messages. You think you're so smart, but you're not so HA
By Tiger Elephant 1141933060 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove763717 - 5
hahahahahaha that was sooooo funny!!
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Can we have subtitiles in English?!!!!
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If you can't figure out what its about just by watching, I don't think translating to English will help... he he
By Skyking 1100903859 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove98546 - 1
i don't think she thought it was a gun
By 1121920518 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat'll teach her!
By Phantom 1099756800 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I needed that chuckle!! Excellent
By Svea 1098383704 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
This was funny:
By Phantom 1097948345 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
he oui les idées préconçues !!!!! parfois!
By 16vmax 1095593460 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
oops i think she was thing of something else hunh?????
By brandie 1091450853 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
why there were his glasses and not someting else?
By Sj 1090749712 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
First she asks what kind of cut he'd like, to which he replies, just shorten it all over. As she begins cutting, she notices movement under the bib. She begins talking about the weather and then mentions vacation spots. After he continues his "thing" she finally get's pissed off and tell him that this is a professional establishment and he can't just...... (she removes his bib) ...... just polish his glasses. She becomes totally embarrased and appologizes. Hope this makes the video a little more understandable.
By Verteidiger des Blà 1090519256 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Actually
one didn't need to hear a word of it to tell exactly what was going on.
By socrfan 1135124363 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove519724 - 1
Tout d’abord elle demande quel genre de coupe il voudrait, il répond qu’il veut avoir ses cheveux coupés plus court partout. Comme elle est en train de couper, elle remarque un mouvement sous le tablier. Elle commence àparler du temps puis mentionne des lieux de vacances. Comme il continue àmanipuler son “machinâ€Â, elle finnit par s’énerver et lui fait comprendre que cet endroit est un établissement professionnel et il ne lui est pas permis d’... (elle lui enlève le tablier)... essuyer ses lunettes. Ellle devient tout àfait confuse et s’excuse. J’espère que cette traduction rend la video un peu plus compréhensible.
now we need a Spanish and perhaps an Italian one as well.
By pixelpatty 1126408656 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat they are saying in french because i am not english but french and i don't understand what you say!
By Marie 1090830863 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveToo bad the dialog wasn't in English so we could understand the whole conversation to know what was so funny.
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Once again guys, sorry to spoil your fun but if you look closely you can see this is staged. I mean look at all the camara angles. I'm almost positive its fake but I need your opinions to be sure.
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- thank you
thank you, Mr Obvious!
By arrowEST 1142651992 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove836627 - 1
wtf...lol of course its fake. It's simply a skit. It's supposed to be funny..not real lol
By ChaongeL 1138516540 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat is it with you dumb F**ks on here??
By AladdinSane 1138101687 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeof course it's fake. it's a skit
By xXrayXx 1137540995 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove.
By PeathOut 1137641052 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI'm really wondering about the american way of thinking. It's really sad that guns in the States are as popular and always a central point of interesst. Where is your imagination? I'm really lucky that here in Europe guns are forbidden and that therefore we won't anyway think of a gun by watching such clips.
By Manni 1136985034 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- OK Listen...
We here in the USA do NOT all think about guns all the time and it's not a central point in anything. The fact is its one of our basic rights, so many choose to own them. That being said the ideology you blab about has nothing to do with this video. The common joke of "Hey is that a gun (or banana, or hammer, or whatever might be PENIS shaped) in your pocket" has been around a long time, so calm yourself and sleep well. Besides, guns don't kill people. People kill people.
By wirehead 1137218358 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove613810 - 1
- yeah
I don't like you as a group, you have right - people kill people, but everything is easier to do with... tools. remember that.
By YooDash 1141263707 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove568299 - 2
because here guns are illegal as well as in Europe ( I should go to the closest casino, I have so much luck I'd be rich) The only people allowed to have guns that aren't registered are the police and the army (and they're off slaughtering all the Europeans) so that's kind of funny how ignorant you are, lol.
By funystuf 1144718009 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI personally invite you to the United States of America. I have something to show you.
By PeathOut 1137217560 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewut does this have to do with a gun? The girl thought he was masturbating.
By DIE HARD DUDE 1134859677 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- masturbaing?
wat is that?
By wadup95 1144403724 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove773206 - 1
Would have been funnier if I knew what they were saying...
By Sassy 1116930914 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Funnier?
Do you REALLY need to understand what they're saying? the actions speak for themselves and I think its really funny..
By Swanie 1134953957 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove397471 - 1
The point being?!
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- its funny like hell
yea
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