Oscars 08 Summary Song

What did you think about the Oscars this year? We thought it was boring, so we sang a song about it.

Get the free mp3 here:
http://rhettandlink.com/blog/2008/02/25/oscar-song-blog

Lyrics:
This is the 80th Annual Academy Awards song
to summarize the Oscars 08 it won’t take very long...
it was boring boring boring
i was bored outta my mind.
coulda been snoring or en-joying
doin pretty much anything else with my time.
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A 98 year old man talked for 5 minutes straight
but nobody would stop him cause he’s 98
and we got to admit, it kinda hurt our feelings:
all the acting awards went to Europeans
that freaky lookin woman named Tilda Swinton
she freaks me out; she freaks me out
she won the best supporting actress for her role in Michael Clayton
but she freaks me out; her face freaks me out.
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the 80th Annual Academy Awards song
to summarize the Oscars 08 it didn’t take very long...
it was boring boring boring
i was bored outta my mind.
coulda been snoring or en-joying
doin pretty much anything else with my time.
but if a couple of things had gone a little differently...it coulda been a great Oscars...
for instance...
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now, we don’t know if you noticed it, but we sure did.
that slick spot on the floor where Colin Farrell slid
we don’t mean to be mean with this song we’re writin'
but if he’d a fell--that would’ve made things exciting
and what if his fall began a chain reaction?
Cate Blanchett started having contractions
Patrick Dempsey runs up, says “You know, I am doctor!”
delivers the baby; she says “I’ll name her Oscar!”
and the crowd goes wild. Now that's worth watching!