Terrorists & Virgins

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B.J Novak talking about terror from the virgin point of view.

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Terrorists & Virgins

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  • why sex slave when u can have a Husband ...

    I completely dont agree with this coment, Being virgin is not a bad thing for any body. U can take the example of sluts for sleeping with every person and having all kinds of diseases. Isnt it better to Spend life with the one person whom u r sure is safe sex life. If Allah (God) prohibitted woman for not having sex before marrriage then there is a reason behind it. Coz Allah (God) knows all what we even dont know. JUst laughing for Allah commands is completely ignorance. Allah Says thoses who makes jokes for Islam they are actually making jokes of them selves. They will sure be in loss at the day of Judgement. Please think on the creation of all the universe and then u will now that ALLAH Do exists and we should obey HIS Guidence. Thanxs for reading Was SALLAM

    By baraki 1147165237 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • so freedom for women

    is being sluts and sex slaves 2 men,is it freedom to strip for money,is it freedom to be banged so many time they get numb?

    By born_arabian 1146000871 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • freedom is freedom whatever you want to ...

      you shuold be FREEEEEE to do whatever you want... no one has the right to tell you what to do or what not to do

      By the wow 1148676407 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • look at the comedian belief. it is even ...

      The comedian's faith is even more funny. his faith believed in slaving all people specially catholics because he is one of the chosen people. Littel he knows that they are chosen to be curzed. They wondered the dessert for 40 years, yet hated through history and they will continue to be hated through history. I wonder why? do you have and answer?

      By pali_professor_US 1167113508 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I have an answer for Pali

      Jews are hated because of people like you. Anyone who judges someone simply by their chosen faith is ignorant. Admittedly, most faiths are judgemental of all other faiths, because they're all afraid to admit that they have no proof that their faith is the right one to believe in. You judging them because they judge others makes you just like them! I assume from your comment that you're Catholic, which is one of the biggest jokes in all of Religion.

      By ninjayang 1184742703 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • talking S**t

      I think you're talking S**t The Jews walked for 40 years in the desert, but in the end came to the promised land! They may be hated by some people, but if you bothered to read the bible, you'll see who wins in the end! btw, I'm not a jew.

      By aria69 1171953384 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • yeah you idiot

      you not every women has to be a slut, prostitute, or whatever you want to call them. If they want to, that's their problem and not yours. That's what freedom means. If you don't know what it means, then you are not living under it.

      By Getaway 64 1193178193 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • No dipsh*t

      freedom means choice. Choice to be a slut or not to be a slut, choice to learn or to be ignorant, choice to love or be loved. Freedom means CHOICE. You may hate those who share their bodies with others but how much of that hate is jealousy. If its not your body why do you care. If allah so loves his muslims, why do you fester in a desert when, I live in a comparitive garden of EDEN.

      By wildlife 1159114271 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • total bullshit !!

    making fun or religionos isnt comedy !!
    learn how to respect all relgions even if u think or believe that urs is the best..

    By Dubai Diplomat 1149511161 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • yes

    ALLAH is the only creater.

    By moedemen 1203694044 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Heh. Well, think about it--

    Remember in the Bible when (I can't remember which prophet) was telling those people that maybe their God was asleep, or using the bathroom or something like that whilst they cut themselves and stuff as they called on their 'god'?

    Well, that's the reason I can laugh at other things, like worshipping Mary as if she's a God, (regardless of the easily traceable history of when the religion started) and Allah and all those 'gods'.

    Just study up on most religions and you can get when they started and, furthermore, WHY they started no less!

    Did you know that Mormon's believe if you're a good mormon female, that you get to go to heaven and produce spirit babies for eternity?

    Heh, that's not heaven, (in the words of Larry the Cable Guy) I don't care Who y'are.

    By Atari Maxi Toriyama 1157386559 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • 72 virgins aye !!

    Is that 72 virgins each or do they have to share?? that could get nasty

    By Aaron_uk 1155582037 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • 72 virgins aye !!

    so is that 72 virgins each or do they have to share? that could get nasty!

    By Aaron_uk 1155581990 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • F**k u novak..

    it 's pitty u won't see these virgins .. do u know why ? coz u will be in hell..

    By moe_jo 1149496618 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This is quite insane

    i wonder when this comedian will learn to have a brain, he is so dumb he thinks he is funny. and the audience keep laughing cos they are so ignorant

    By very dumb 1146803359 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY & IGNORANCE...

    the problem is all people who r laughin r so ignoarant that they dont even know if thats true or not... learn more about heaven b4 u can talk!

    By what the!!! 1146508950 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • not funny

    this is not funny , not even close to funny .
    some people might find it offensive.

    By the_senj 1145641711 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • so true its not even funny :)

    lol lol lol

    By bartouv 1145623384 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • so true?

      So I take it your a muslim girl and you know exactly what its like. Im a muslim girl and nothing that he said accurately depicts me. How bout you take some time to educate yourself. You might benefit from a bit of knowledge as it appears that you are quite small minded.

      By dalo0oo3aa 1147002469 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I think everyone here is

    missing a point, the 72 promised virgins didnt live before the day of judgement they are seperate beings specially created for heavan and its inhabitants taking the form of female human beings. Also their main aim is to serve the man and his wife in whatever way they desire, it is a reward fo both the man and the woman for abstaining from cheap worldly pleasures (sex, drugs money, power ...etc) during their lifetime for the sake of obeying Allah and living a good life.
    Btw this promise is not only for martyrs but for all true believers (who have accomplishd the points mentioned above).

    By motheman 1177085029 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Good

    That was F**king awesome

    By Tolemaida 1172155617 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    the guy is a jewish dick

    By louisytr6 1161576120 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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