Lonelynote15 - Butt Crack Song

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Lyrics: Hairy ears and hemorroidal tissues Were not there on graduation day Just "Congratulations" ...
Lyrics: Hairy ears and hemorroidal tissues Were not there on graduation day Just "Congratulations" and a lot of "I'll miss you" Then they sent me on my way My metabolism slowed down I gained a little weight My shirts rode up And my pants crept down Now I'm serving a big plate of Butt crack, butt-a-butt-a-butt-a-butt-a-butt-a Buttcrack There's such a thing as too much information And this is one such circumstance When a flock of parents bend down to get their children It's a migration of pants It makes me want to howl Enough to void the bowel It's taunting me Like a trail of TP That seems to have gone afoul of Butt crack, butt-a-butt-a-butt-a-butt-a-butt-a Buttcrack So if you see 'em scrubbin' floors or fixin' decks Or peaking under hoods, try not to freak Just try to picture it as the top of a heart Or two lovers dancing cheek-to-cheek Put yourself in their position Cut them a little slack Just count to two 'Cause it could be you Oh please don't turn your back on Butt crack, butt-a-butt-a-butt-a-butt-a-butt-a (4X) Buttcrack
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