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Crank Dat Homeless Man

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  • Updated: 14-Apr-08
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  • Added: 16-Mar-08

Written, Directed & Produced by andrei cocoli
Man ain't got no rent
Asking you for 30 cent
If you got it, be a Gent
And drop it here my friend

Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll give me 50 cent
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll give me 30 cent

Homeless man don't brush his teeth
And I smell like clorox bleach
Shower zero times a week
LOOK AT MY FEET

Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll crank dat homeless man
You got some crack

Homeless man up in your yard
Watch me sleep & watch me sh*t
I'm starving yo
And dodo tastes like chocolate
Got no pride, now watch me beg
Begging for some lotion man
When I crank dat homeless man
I pull out my sign and crank that thang
Now Youll
Don't act like you don't know me
Cause if you give me crack I will steal yo ass this trophy
You catch me at your local bus stop
Yes I sleep there everyday
People hold their nose cuz I don't bath frequently

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