Man's Worst Nightmare

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Nightmare, Tv Clip, Show, Troll, Wake Up, Scare, Man Stroke Woman

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What could be worse than waking up next to a troll? It's every man's worst nightmare when the beer-goggles have turned the evil stepsister into the beautiful princess. But what do you the next morning when you wake up next to a frightful monster?

  1. By: Amory Blame
  2. Categories Comedy
  3. Views 1,001,702
  4. Added :30-Apr-06
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  • *And I supppose he is Prince Charming?*

    NOT!!!

    By Aussie_Vixen 1146661408
    • umm

      isnt he from the movie shawn of the dead?

      By =) buddy_pwned 1154573032
    • .

      yup

      By america rules 1156139014
    • haha

      HE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A ONE NIGHT THING, IT WAS A 10 YEAR THING...WOW HE DRINKS ALOT!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

      By caybe 1171524664
  • Yikes,

    that's a serious "wolf" situation. Gnaw your arm off so you don't wake her up to get away. Too late for this dude though!

    By Printerman 1146507874
    • Printerman

      How do you print with no arms : )

      """(:)@

      By Teddy_bare 1146749549
    • haha

      wiseass ( stupid english..)

      By urmomy 1152918063
    • Easy,

      I use my feet. Too many nights like this guy had and I'll have to use my nose though.

      By Printerman 1146752271
    • come to Thailand

      and you'd wish you had more arms. there are too many beauties for me to handle on my own. i need urgent help (not psychological, thanks).

      You need help also. be strong and repeat this mantra, No, no, no to fatties, no, no, no to mingers, no, no, no to 10 pinters. remember count to 10 when you feel the urge to 'grab a grannie'.

      If you cant resist, do what i used to do and save money. GO UGLY EARLY. They then think you are not the desperate drunk at the end of the night picking up the dredges. : ) Keep on trucking """(:)@

      By Teddy_bare 1146811192
    • Thailand

      has a problem with sex tourism and women being sold or kidnapped and forced to work in brothels. Please dont act like they have a plethora of girls for your pleasure there.

      By roeboatwade 1153903927
    • Funny.

      Gave me a good chuckle. Heh heh.

      By Printerman 1146834184
    • oops just saw another posting

      sez you're hitched already. If you come to Thailand don't bring your wife as you will kick yourself and she'll kick you also. practise rotating your neck 360 degrees and dribbling as it'll come in handy here. """(:)@

      By Teddy_bare 1146902703
    • haha

      didn't see that coming. poor guy... is this another comedy from BBC?

      By epik 1148349834
    • That's Coyote!!!!

      If you are gonna use a term, USE IT RIGHT!!! It's one bagger, two bagger then coyote!!!

      By DarkGila 1146611070
    • Sorry,

      you are corrct, the phrase (like the bar) is "Coyote Ugly" - I knew I had it wrong, but couldn't remember the right phrase. Thanks.

      By Printerman 1146672622
    • What? A wolf wouldn't gnaw his leg off i...

      only coyotes do that?

      By Swanie 1146624324
    • haha

      seems like every morning he imagines he had an unlucky one-night-stand, then as he walks down the stairs it slowly dawns on him he is actually maried and has kids with this whale, lol, priceless.

      By el rey de leon 1147148957
    • oh you so smart!

      thanks for explaining rey
      I'd never figure out....

      By qqquuu 1148666087
  • what the??

    who is the troll in this video? the woman or the man???

    By sorso 1152792480
  • My baby!

    What's my woman doing with this fat F*g ?!!

    By lepermessiah 1146588453
    • HA

      i don't blame ya

      By jo-jo-123 1157704998
    • she is urz

      If you are claming you can have that girl nobody at metacafe have problem with u.all urz

      By nicenick 1146632433
  • wha...

    how does someone forget that they got married and had a kid?...and the kid kinda look like he was around 5-8 years old..? lol serious memory loss.

    By theslyfox24 1147651467
  • lol

    i think id go chug anouther bottle

    By Whatucan 1147540485
  • WAHAHAHA

    this guy's living a fricking nightmare everyday.

    By the @ hole 1147044858
  • Honestly...

    I don't think that guy in the real world could get much better. He was pretty fat and nasty looking himself. If I woke up next to that fat mess of a man I think I'd shoot myself.

    By schizotypal1 1147023542
  • Good cure for that is to stay drunk !!

    Because it looks like he just got sober after 8 or 9 years of marriage !

    By Swanie 1146589345
    • funny!

      i like it!
      and i guess so.

      By frogfish 1146669744
  • .....

    Know what they say... dont drink when you wanna "drive"...

    By labams1 1146576714
  • Will my....

    ...supermodel wife end up like that?

    By MrAndy 1146560950
  • COMPOND W

    WART? you say!

    By Wild Apple 1146410739
  • Hay homies

    What is this film called, what is the name of this film m8s?

    By jameswsparker 1175707583
  • weird

    weird... i like it!!!

    By anne marie 1170366094
  • ha

    THAT WAS SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOO
    FUNNY
    THAT WHAT YOU GET @SS-H*^L$

    By jo-jo-123 1157704857
  • :)

    You just gotta' love the BBC :)

    By Fluffytme 1155424196
  • Blahhhhh

    Good matchj, no catch in him either.

    By mooncat56 1147250332
  • Whats the Movie Called?

    hehe yea the title pretty much says it all...wat is the movie called

    By Ricoton55 1147022798
  • Man/woman

    TV Show. The kid at the end says "Morning daddy" incase you couldn't hear.

    By Denouement 1146583801
  • Excuse me but

    the guy was no prize, either.

    By TheWatcher 1146579604
  • lol

    that would S**k

    By white man 1146546740
  • Can you say?

    OOPS!

    By Redd Fox 1146525603
  • Hey...

    ...that's Ed from 'Shaun of the Dead'

    By mau'dib 1146490767
    • Nope, you're wrong.

      It's the character Wormtail from the Harry Potter series of movies... >.> <.< >.>

      By Downtown 1146591930
    • No really (sarcasm)

      Well done clap clap clap. Dune is a good book and film mau'dib.

      By big willy 247 1146585571
    • you are correct..

      yeah..it is Ed from Shaun Of The Dead....good eye you have...

      By Ordferic 1146554868
  • roflmao

    i thought this was hysterical the end was the best i got to get a tissue im crying with laughter ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    By 9reece9 1146484489
  • THAT'S

    JUST FUNNY RIGHT THERE

    By LADYBUG0326 1156595753
  • been there done that

    hey but fat girls need dick too.

    By Frankm 1146370129
    • !!!

      Fat Is not the problem here...She is darn ugly with 2 moles on her face ahh..

      By Eosforos 1146468470
    • He wasn't such a stud himself

      .

      By cinurwe 1146580467
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