He Just Can't Resist Her Breasts

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What do you do when you fancy your mate's girlfriend? This guy works under the assumption that if you don't ask you definitely won't get, but if you do ask... who knows what might happen?

  1. By: Amory Blame
  2. Categories Comedy
  3. Views 5,487,197
  4. Added :02-May-06
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  • Amusing!!

    Is there no limit what a girl will do for money???

    By oldfart2 1146602515
  • Origin?

    Hehe, very funny video. I was a bit confused why he was paying so much to touch her breasts...until the end of course. Does anyone know what this is from? Is it a commercial, movie, what?

    By jeddi 1148984070
  • very funny

    The actress in it is also stunning with a BIIIIIG smile!

    I would recommend to all the Americans to go find a copy of "Shaun of the Dead". It's a cult horror-spoof in the UK. With the subtitles on, i'm sure you'd enjoy it!

    By chrisgy 1148650612
    • It plays non-stop on the movie channels ...

      Shaun of the Dead, that is. I own it and just about everybody I know has seen it. Most good British films are highly popular in America with Snatch being the number one of course.

      By starjacked 1149480597
  • :)

    HAHAHAHA nice 1

    By Sindorf 1149274738
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  • swweett

    this is cool video

    By manjara 1286818848
  • swwweett

    this cool video !!

    By manjara 1286818729
  • dont

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

    By atika220 1284996477
  • clever guy

    LOL yeah that's a good clip,Nice bird too.

    By pismire 1196614524
  • =)

    huh really good!!

    By ...IaN... 1148840690
  • hahaha

    love this clip, shows the true quality of BBC!!

    By SiRicko14 1148665492
  • aaa

    aaa

    By hahahaaaaaa 1148490022
  • Crazy accents...

    There was a Scottish guy in Barnes and Noble the other day while I was there. He was asking the sales girl "Ya gat a daaarie?!" She was saying "uh... daarie? What's that?" He says "Ya noooo... a daaaarieee fer raaateen en?" And she says "oh... a diary?" and he says "yaaaa daaaaarieeee." So she leads him over to the section that has diaries. And he says "naaat deeees... ya NO a daaarieee daatchoo raaat deeeits N appantments en?"
    About 10 minutes later 30 customers and 5 sales associates discovered that in Scotland, day planners are called diaries.

    By CaptainXanax 1148423818
    • That meant to be a joke?!?

      Are you taking the piss out of the scottish accent or the fact that scot's don't use the term 'Day Planner'?!? F**king stupid either way.

      By Howard Marks 1150697371
  • Brits are Best!!

    Good looking bird..just love that brit accent.

    By jake6302 1148148380
  • the best

    very funny brilliant sent it canada to my frends.lets see more! thank`s

    By johne 1148017193
  • Great!

    I wish i was as lucky as him. She does have great boobs!!!

    By D190 1147939779
  • nice

    T**s

    By frenchy 1147886437
  • OH Yes

    I would have has her take her shirt off and touch and squezze them

    By thenickman 1147732422
    • She could have told the boyfriend that t...

      keep the 200 pounds. and the bf will go get his 200 pounds later from the same guy who bought the Audi with the bimbo GPS.

      By Maximilius 1153031861
    • oh god.

      lucky lil F**k i would pay 200 pounds for a feel if i didnt ave a way to get um fa free

      By dude2 1153122110
    • lol

      girls like that should have to be able to let people squees em

      By dude2 1153122017
    • hill

      Hill I'm algalh

      By algalh 1152566730
    • yes

      i like to see it

      By joshin 1148277038
  • brill

    brilliant love it!!!!

    By Wends 1147642203
  • im sos

    hi

    By sos 7 mg 1147550451
  • english fun

    i'll give you 100 quid (quid = pound sterling)

    By megacafe 1147492634
  • LMAO

    That was sooo funny hahahaha

    By amzielildevil 1147277201
  • breast is best

    why stop there

    By Var 1147267398
  • good

    brill

    By sunray564 1147089585
  • whoa

    I've watched this video like 15 times and that chick seems hotter everytime

    By MHS225 1146991490
  • hah

    was funny...

    The chick is also in Greenwing.

    By tehslmn 1146847318
  • hahaha

    very funny indeed ^^

    By nsfw 1146825311
  • HA HA HA HA......

    Hilarious!!!! LOOOOL

    By GAME_OVER 1146812572
  • wow

    the best video in here!!!

    By Patraf 1146806773
  • Clip

    The programme is "Man Stroke Woman" from the bbc
    Girl - Daisy Haggard
    Guy - Ben Crompton
    Boyfriend - Nick Frost

    By Leffer 1146706220
  • Wow

    Wow, is she pretty. She really does have fantastic breasts. I wanna know where she lives so i can go and give her as much money as she wants just so she can show them to me and i can feel them, they really look nice and soft. She's really pretty.

    By kramer69 1146613316
    • Soft??

      Do men prefer soft breasts then as opposed to firm breasts?

      By sian 1174574282
  • BREASTS

    LOVED IT, WATCH IT RIGHT THROUGH SO FUNNY . . .

    By bottleybottley 1146605744
  • i love

    man/woman

    By yamom 1146598333
  • Thx

    For the translation in the end.
    Makes the video a bit funnier.

    By Tim1976 1146593743
  • Old

    This joke is very old..but still nice! ;)

    By maraffio72 1146591101
  • hahahahaha

    Old joke but still sooooo funny !! ......... !!

    By Swanie 1146588695
  • love it

    that was so funny haha

    By ra2 1146586411
  • Hahahahahaha

    Simply brilliant!!!
    Loved it, good for a laugh

    By labams1 1146565952
    • the fat guy

      from the movie SHAWN OF THE DEAD.

      By grinaljay 1146600787
    • ^^^ that be Nick Frost.

      This is from Man Stroke Woman btw.

      By Howard Marks 1150696531
  • Clean out your ears

    Fat guy said "Did he bring the 200 pounds he owes me."

    By Collo 1146526629
    • No ear cleaning necessary...

      ...it's hard to understand cockney if you're not from the UK. Even more so if they're drunk and Scotish.

      By Downtown 1146592235
    • Drunk Scottish cockneys

      I would like to hear that! """""(:)@

      By Teddy_bare 1149767831
  • last line

    this video bit is based on an old joke. in the last line the husband asks about the "ten he owes me" when he's told who just was there. so the money the friend gave her to feel her breasts is actully 10 pounds he owes the husband.

    By ccw 1146525820
    • wrong..

      200 pounds, not 10

      By maximus21 1151340191
  • What the heck did he just say?

    Someone please tell me what's the last thing the fatguy said.

    Very funny by the way.

    By Gravyman 1146520853
    • Did he bring...

      ...the two £200 pounds he owes me?

      By MrAndy 1146561457
    • i just asked that

      i should had read the comments B4 it was funnier now that i understand what the fuy guy said

      By someone but not some 1152837186
  • the name of the show

    the name of the show is man stroke woman and is it just me who thinks that guy luks like barry chuckle from the chuckle brothers?

    By tomlewis 1146514630
    • It`s

      Just you that thinks that.

      By MrAndy 1146561544
    • omg

      you've got a point actually! he's even got the accent!
      what worries me is that you can discern between the chuckle brothers...?

      By geordiedan 1146591429
  • COOL

    Thats cool

    By Jix2 1146513376
  • what is this show

    the name of the show is .......... anyone?

    By yeahboooooooooy 1146510976
  • Titles

    if anyone could give me the subtitles of this, cos i find british accent really difficult.

    By PureSin 1146510515
    • Basic Subtitles

      Man: I'll give you 100 pounds if I can touch your breast.
      Woman: Sure.
      Man: I'll give you another 100 pounds if I can touch the other one.
      Woman: Sure
      Man: Thanks, gotta go.
      Boyfriend: Hey did my friend drop off the 200 pounds he owes me?

      By Downtown 1146592403
    • Heh

      nice :)
      now i get it :) thanks ;p

      By Di5TuRBeD 1146658922
    • There is no such thing as "british ...

      English is from Britain, so how can you say that british speak with an accent? americans, scotish, australians - they speak with an accent :P ;)

      By vanowm 1146612563
    • If you are going to argue semantics...

      then there isn't technically an accent called "american." There are dozens and dozens of different accents all across American (more than the UK I would wager.) It's not like people mean the phrase "British accent" as an insult. It's a neutral term that people safely use to refer to an accent which comes from across the pond. How can you honestly expect someone who doesn't have the same cultural exposure to be able to pinpoint a given accent from the UK? I don't expect forgeiners to be able to do that with the American accents (yet they all seem to think we talk with a southern drawl; interesting.)

      By Solarin 1146638434
    • Which one?

      There are about 20 different British accents, some easier to understand than others. The Welsh ones are the ones I have the toughest time understanding. Cockney isn't so hard once you learn to play the H game with it.

      If you like British comedy then it might help you enjoy them more if you take time to get used to the various accents. BBC cable would be the easiest way to accomplish this.

      By TheMattwolf 1146588365
  • Very old joke,

    but it's great to see someone put it on film. Good chuckle, that.

    By Printerman 1146508783
  • What's the name of this comedy?

    Anyone?

    By SyCo82 1146501293
  • Woah....

    I don't know that skinny girl and the skinny guy but the fat guy sure looks familiar...

    By Firestarter 1146487017
    • Nick Frost

      The fat guy in this clip might look familiar to some. His name is Nick Frost, and he played in the British sitcom "Spaced" as well as the cult hit movie "Shaun Of The Dead".

      By fido13 1146583714
    • he is from..

      uhm.. that "horror" movie.. Shaun of the dead.. isn't he?

      By SyCo82 1146501259
    • yes

      ed from shaun of the dead

      By yeahboooooooooy 1146510950
  • Smart guy

    If i can do the same thing, surely i will do it with no doubt!
    hahah...stupid grl friend!

    By steve_mac 1146476046
    • owned

      yep he sure is smart, obviously she cant tell her boyfriend what happened . . he`ll kick her ass :o)

      By SpunkyFaerie 1146590169
    • lol

      ..

      By kenny is better.. 1148719157
  • Yeah

    wiioho cool cool ..btw check out LiveDona.com for really hot girls

    By abezocolima 1263039457
  • LOOK

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

    By johny d baby 1235314235
  • fkin israelian just in israel and arab c...

    .

    By humankiller3 1222029125
  • That Was Great ......

    Just make sure you ask permission. Don't try it with someone you don't know :-))

    By ayleen1030 1213386210
  • Not exactly a repost

    but is exaclty the same as an other video so im givin it 1*

    By Cruzer117 1209071644
  • hey!

    the boyfriend is from Shaun of the Dead!

    By crazi3flip 1180752543
  • haha

    mad fuckin smart

    By duderoman 1180305950
  • niceXD

    lol, good trick:-P, should try that sometime

    By aadhu 1179763395
  • lol

    one of the funniest endings ive ever seen

    By leeC6 1175835151
  • free

    touch lady boobs are FREE FREE..no charge for touch man and woman bodies

    By americabest 1173665225
  • Price

    Every Woman have a Price!!!

    By maurocalove 1172685876
  • omg

    that was gust too f**king funny. top video!!!

    By xenios 1172372653
  • O.o

    isnt the guy tahts touching her breasts in ali g indahouse movie?

    By Bibledude 1170210963
  • That is hilarious!

    He made every use of the borrowed money!!

    By SeeBeyond 1168104208
    • Holy S***!!

      Couldn't stop watchin that!! lol! lucky guy!!

      By Thylo A. Drift King! 1169829566
  • FUNNY!!!!

    what an idiot!! So much money .. HAHAHA nice video

    By capoeira27 1167271295
  • Woah!

    ya! one of my faves!

    shes attractive!

    By the Jerk #10010 1166476891
  • hahahah

    ill give ya a 100 quid lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By i like guns 1166256123
  • swipe

    what next?? their puss lips will probably soon be able to read credit cards to ease such transactions?.

    By dom perignon 1163597509
  • I love BOOBS

    boobshub.com

    By mrhubguy 1162654097
  • LOL

    AHHAHAH! omfg that was great...sadly girls arent like that :(

    By SkylineGTR462 1161744516
  • hehe

    how i wish im in his shoe!>. :D :D

    By lucosea 1159453676
  • ?

    What show is that from?

    By rcdude 1158036018
  • he'd make...

    a good business man.

    By montrell 1156766920
  • Kuddosss...

    Tat was some funny.. stuff

    By Vikijain98 1155284663
  • i feel like an idiot

    poor stupid woman, i guess she should make the boyfrriend pay for privilages now. ha ha

    By trixsee 1155254687
  • Help me please!!

    Can anyone help me with this video so that i can download it from another location?? coz i cant download it from MC, it says aborted due to error. i didnt have problems downloading other videos except this one.
    Thnx

    By Kingme 1155187158
  • :-)

    Aint That The Truth thats all we can think about 24/7

    By Anton88 1155064602
  • YES!!!

    That's some nice squeezin' action!

    By Al Gordon 1154721559
  • Learn

    Look and learn, might come in handy ;)

    By arriba 1154641287
  • 200 pounds

    he could have paid 5 pounds for that for a girl in king cross station. you could do anything with her really

    By badzim 1153835481
  • I know

    this joke but the clip rulZ

    By mart0 1153346364
  • idiot

    pretty sure 200 bucks can get you alot more than that

    By adogg 1153030769
  • excuse me

    can anybody tell me what the &?%@ are they saying i can't understand a bit, well just tell me what the fat guys says at the end please

    By someone but not some 1152837081
  • excellent

    very unpredictable, hilarious

    By unlcesam 1152728925
  • tehee.

    "Simon" is ed from shaun of the dead... that was a good movie, and his girlfriend got owned...

    By math guy 1152064975
  • funny

    funny clip!!! i would do it like the man in the film. spend some money to touch nice breasts. good idea bro' :-D!!

    By chefkoch 1151855553
  • I like this clip very, very much!

    Just typical English humor, simply THE best kind of humor!!

    By Butt Pirate 1151788441
  • yes

    i would make her take her shirt off

    By wwefan14 1151125388
  • hah

    That was a good laugh

    By timw 1150793380
  • seen it before

    Yeah, I saw one that was almost the same thing except that it was done much better and all the people were better looking actually. Actually, the chick in that one, damn she was hot... uhhh, yeahhh...

    By Nick Roman 1150258230
  • ha ha

    i remember i saw this a few months ago...Good stuff!!

    By NatashaBabe 1150011677
  • Nice

    HORNYYYYYY!!!

    By B.M 1149960606
  • funny

    bet she never thought that he was gonna say that ...hahaha

    By cuz 1149920370
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