No Goalie in There...

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By: Killian
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Updated: 24-Jul-07
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When you pass the ball to the goalkeeper of your team... make sure that he is really where you'd expect him to be.

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No Goalie in There...

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Whoa
I never knew Van der Faart was so slow!
By manutd4life 1146668403 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~908482~~
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- Really?
  I guessed that by looking at his name.
  By Disrupted 1158856981 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1828668~~
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Goalie was hungry! ^_^
He is like getting a hotdog and soda and while walking back he thinks *was'nt I supposed to be doing somthing?*
By Saturon G4 1152343873 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1777014~~
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German League
Is it just me but are the majority of these stupid footy clips from the bundersliga,
not saying the german league is crap but they don't seem like the most intelligent footballers I have ever seen in my life.
By thedude884 1156245426 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2306666~~
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Goalie is watching a movie!
He looks down at his finger, sees a red string tied around it. *yells* DAMMMNNITTT!!!!
By Borkinater 1152344401 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1777120~~
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???????????????........
where the F**k is the golie??

By chick-magnet 1151153621 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1196482~~
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funny
lol funny !!!
By Pass_it_on 1151051898 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1419520~~
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hilarious
wankers!!!
have u not got anything better to do...... bloody tossers! u all like to fight n argue all the time!!! critisize others... bloody hell! pointing out spelling mistakes ! wtf ! this no classrooom!!! neither are u ... the teachers! and why the hell would anyone care about spelling mistakes! its funny... coz these guys must be real losers! they always wanna ... point others mistakes and and reveal their S**t stressed minds! bunch of loons! lol ... enjoy ur life man .... mmm GO GET A LIFE!!!! Peace
By Pass_it_on 1151051772 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1419520~~
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- Where the hell goalkeeper
  I think, the golie go to the toilet.
  
  By nebuLa 1152073015 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1686246~~
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- You
  Winnet
  By colduck88 1151271903 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~889571~~
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And the goalie?
I imagine he was on the other team`s area since they were 1-o down and there was no time left.
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By LiveLoveLearnLaugh 1148139193 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1267748~~
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this shouldnt hav counted....
..he woz gona get 2 the ball but woz pushed over in the box, it shuda been a free kick
By lankyman 1147605376 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~978725~~
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the goalie died
hahaha
By tenZ 1146758410 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1114280~~
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uhh
the comments on metacafe are horrible.... .ever since they changed there gui.
By cebeling 1146692969 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~62275~~
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The goalie wasn't on Metacafe
he was taking pics of himself for his myspace ;)
By Marcizzle 1146634178 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~931519~~
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- Only pics
  of his abbs
  By americanjock30 1146671569 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~639206~~
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LOL
DumbASS where was the Goalie anyways ?? ooo wait he was to busy posting a comment on metaCAfe
By Farit 1146630355 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~915317~~
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sad but true not a fake
its true it is not a fake it hapened during a german bundesliga game i was in the arena and the golie tried to help during a last minute corner kick on the oppnents side. the guy that messed it up is in fakt on the national teaam of the netherlands taking part in th 2006 fifa world championchip, but we still love him cause usually he is great.
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NOT A FAKE - NOT A FAKE
Dont believe me?

http://socce rnet.esp n.go.com/rep ort?id=19 5178&cc=5 739
(take out the gaps, stupid 15 letter rule)

Or google search Hamburg Stuttgart Gomez.

NOW SHUT UP ALL YOU FAKE SCREAMERS!!!!

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Listen To Me Please...
Hi! I saw the match and I can tell you why the goalkeeper isn't at the same place... it's 90 minute... lose 1 a 0 or lose 2 a 0... it's the same thing! sot he GK thinked " I'f I go in the area (probably during a corner kick), maybe I can score or I can be helpful for my team!!!" But probably one defensor kick the ball out of his area...the defensor of hamburg pass back the ball at the goalkeeper...But the goalkeeper is in the area of the Stuttgart!!

Look the face of defensor when he just pass the ball back to his area.... He's thinking "Oh My God!! What I've Done???"

I hope to be helful for somebody here with my description.. Thank You!!!
Sorry for my bad english
Matiz87
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- We know
  Yeah we know it said 90 min when the player scored
  By ?????06 1148594380 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1290794~~
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- oh...
  now i see why the goalkeeper wasnt there
  By KayKid 1146856140 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~735556~~
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not fake
its van der vaart tha passed, the goalkeeper was front to the corner cz his team was losing and he went for the last chance
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Truth is
The goalie was trying to post a comment to a funny clip on Metacafe. That clip was so funny and stopped him from getting back to the game
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but...
but where was the goalkeeper? i couldnt see him, if it was fake where should he of been
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Fake???
If it's a fake why doesn't the keeper grab the ball before the two guys get there? And why does the commentator say that there is NO goal keeper there ?
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- It`s not fake
  do a google search for "hamburg 0 stuttgart 2 gomez" and you can read all about it in the reports
  By MrAndy 1146656599 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~827666~~
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- well
  Its like in ice hockey they often play the last minute without a goalie to try to win the match, same thing here
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Wait
I thought i saw the keeper in the crowd eating a hot dog. Slow mow please.. . .. .. .lol j/k
By soccerhotstuff4u 1146599952 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~846002~~
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it isnt fake
they were losing and the goalie went up for the corner
so its not so obvious

By jamie92 1146599866 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~580968~~
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i mean hamburg
:)
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hahahahahaha
its not hamburger dude what u hungry its (((humbarg))) look to the video u will get it
By MrCoOoL 1146593259 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~788328~~
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Goalie was hungry! ^_^
He is like getting a hotdog and soda while everyone else is like "Where the F**k is the goalie!?!?!
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The guy that kicked it WAS the goalie!
*Someone yells at the goalie* "Hey you idiot, how are you supposed to kick it to the goailie when he's YOU!!!!"
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HE IS NOT SLOW....WRONG TIMING
WHEN HE STOPPED,HE TRIED TO RUN AGAIN..
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its not fake
how can that be fake its football ffs these things happen if u think it is fake u obviously dont watch enough football
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he shouldn't blame himself for defeat..
the team was already 1-0 down on 90 min..!!
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Jack-off
that was a jack-off
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