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What wounderful boobs you have. From "Liar, Liar" More»
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women will show half their boobs for anyone to see but you have to act like they dont exist. Dont ever comment on them coz thats sexual harrasment. Women are alot like men but with no common sense what so ever. I hope some feminist is reading this.
By Gray_Paco 1146685362 Reply Spam [+33] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove607604- No, see, you don't understand
They dress like that to make THEMSELVES feel better, whatever that means.
By Jeff in Lodi Wi 1176841029 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2676508 - 100% correct
And when will women learn to keep the toiletseat up goddamned
By beemax 1146727828 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove827509
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- your brain
would never again get any blood =)
By Nesta 13 1198187230 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3662650 - The quote from "As Good As It Gets&...
Girl: How do you write women so well?
By Muttley the Dog 1166418272 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
Jack Nicholson: I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.3290501 - So true so true
and everything he said is true. Women who dress sexy, etc. get better treatment, but they act like it is an offense if we even overtly notice it. It is their way of maintaining control over men. Yes, it is very difficult for men and women to be equal. We will always be trying to own one another.
By Nick Roman 1151834554 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1488505 - nah
women are like beer. when ur done with one, get another XD
By 34w5bw34 1150149716 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove640557 - women
women are like dogs S*** the older they get the easier they are to pick up
By bigboy100 1164327753 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3396967 - yeah but
don't say things like that or else they'll start wearing turtle-necks and sweaters
By LastWord 1149402776 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove618008 - Fuck it
rip there tops off
By zaper 1159620860 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1882782 - girls school = no learn
it is proven that teenage girls, that go to school w/guys dont do so well because they are trying to so off the bodies to the boys, but girls that go to school where there are no boys are ususally the first ones to get STDs/STIs or become preg.
By A716 1146773128 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove835640 - To be honest..
Women should not begin on the first hand and tempt guys because men can hardly hold themselves and when they react according to their surroundings they are blamed for their behavior!!!!
By CuteKitten 1146693365 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove747616 - New Jim Carrey Explicit Video
Jim Carrey Nude Video!!
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http://vids.porno-woman.info/video.php?vid=Jim_Carrey_Nude6158866
women like to be admired from men but also from other women, they love to feel sexy and that's why they wear such clothes, the problem is that they seldom count on our hormones getting crazy and making us act like idiots (which is what most of times we do) that makes them embarrassed and then they get agressive and when they get agressive for something that for us is so obious (like notizing how sexy they are) we are confuse and make more a prank of ourselves. Here is the tip: Is you see a sexy lady look at her and show her that she is sexy but generally don't concentrate on her ass or boobs, look at her eyes ( that's the tricky bit) and smile. In bars a smile often get's you faster where you want than a rude word like : nice ass/boobs
But i gess everyone knew that already
(now let the insults or the political/ geographical discussions beguin)
- Embarrassed?
"I just want to look good" is normally the excuse.
By Gravyman 1157681632 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
The truth is that they're trying to keep up with the competition (other women) but when we acknowledge the effort they feel like sluts/cheap, and in their minds everyone that sees the outfit will think so too. So they rather have us not comment on the look in order maintain an innocent dress-motive.
My problem is that we are shown the bait but punished if we bite.460524 - The Trick
The thing is that those guys who comment couldn't get those girls, so it's like "Why not?" Maybe they find the kind that likes being commented on. But for those who are able to get the girl and want to get a girl with big breasts, nice ass, etc., all it takes is a little patience. Keep your eye contact and only eye contact for the first meeting, set up a date (that's the tricky part), and if you're lucky, when you're in bed you can look, comment, suck, and touch those breasts all you want. For those who comment lose any chance. Those with patience, if they are lucky, can get to do all that stuff with her later, if they are smart. Also, you may get to know the girl for her personality, smarts, and other non-physical attributes and still get to make love to her. The best of both worlds. Many don't have the game to compete, so commenting is a simple, easy, sometimes satisfying response to the girl of your fantasies, and this would be the way to go if you want to be a spectator to the sport. Even with eye contact you're not likely to get them, but why forfeit with a comment that may or may not be welcome. Also, women who dress like that want to be looked at, not commented on, and who they dress for is the hot gentleman, not the kid with no self control. This world is big enough for the genuine (one who wants to date, marry someone he's attracted to) and the ingenuine (one who just wants to fukc). I'm not judging those who just want intercourse cause that's fun for some and there are plenty of women who want the same thing, I'm just saying there's a better way to reach your goals whether that be to marry a hottie or to fukc a hottie. Don't shoot yourself in the foot with comments, life's a game with strategy, patience, and respect (to want to fukc a girl with huge breasts doesn't need respect, but in trying to get her, at least have the respect that she won't respond to your comments with a "fukc me right now" response). BTW, this has nothing to do with the movie- I understand why he said what he said and that that is fictional- guys making comments to women, however, is not fictional.
By mhsl82 1150123592 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1502235 - Haha...
The mine field of girls but i have to agree. (My girl is wringing my neck here). I have to say on behalf of my neck that girls like to be appreciated for who the are as a person too. FK i thought that anyway!! (Bitch dies)
By Demon<Y> 1146797987 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
Cant live with them, cant live without them.836006 - ofcourse!
I was just talking about the "why do they dress sexy" they also want to be apreciated for what they are that's why now a days there are more college girls than boys and they have better marks, they are really smart (ok sometimes, lol) and hard workers but that's not the reason of why they wear sexy ;-)
By Bcnbartender 1146798560 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove799093
Its from the movie "Liar, Liar".
this scene, he meets a beautiful lady on the elevator, and having her say, "Everyone's been so nice to me" because she just moved into the building...
he can't lie to say, "well thats because everyone is nice..." which is bolonie, because he knows that its the womans boobs are the reason she gets all the NICE attention.
- All you had to say was
this is from Liar Liar, you didn't have to write an essay about it.
By surfr 1146777987 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1024024 - true
and you didn't even have to reply him lol
By Bcnbartender 1146798234 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove799093 - yea dats
cause u hav big jugs imean ur boobs r big i meann i wanna sqeeze dem i meannnn mamaaaaand starts makin dat sukin sound
By grespo 1147155842 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1067908
She's hot.
By Maximilius 1147018246 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHE IS ALWAYS A LITTLE OVER ACTED BUT SOME HOW,FUNNY
By SABROSON 1147606220 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehis kid in the movie wished that dad never told a lie for one day and it became true so he wandered around town telling people the truth of what he thinks about them. thats why its so hilarious
By Great ME 1147777588 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyeap..nice girl..
By diana_iluison 1147027060 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- hye..
u gurl or guy..?
By celoe 1177565909 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
huhu..
just asking..:p4719232
krista allen
By Puck90a 1146681051 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- thanxs
i was looking if somebody knew the name of that hottie thanx
By quesquerebe 1146734929 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1013713
jim-k is so honest he told her what he feel in himself why she angry she must thanx him for honest all man is liers but jim-k is honest
when talk with nice girls with nice breast i look at her eyes one and more to her breast or ass wow and i want to say it what jim told this girl
Jim Carrey is my acting hero
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By willytsmallcuteytg 1189570267 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemamma.:))))))) very funny
By andre lopate 1178536259 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewellll
that becuz u have big jugs
I MEAN UR BOOBS R HUG
I MEAN I WANNA SQUEEZE EM!
MAMA!!
y she punch him..
poor jim..:p
ahak..
I am a girl. i know what we do. we show lots of cleavage to make guys want more. Then, we wait for them to comment on it. But, if they do comment on it, we have to act like they're violating our rights as a human being so that we don't look like eager whores. But do you really think that that girl in the elevator would have her tits practically hanging out of her bra and shirt if she was a freaking feminist/anti sexual harassment freak?
By kaycee Leah 1171803415 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHe just wanted to squeeeeeeezzzze them...
Mama...
lmao those are huge and if she doesnt want people to see them why is she showing half of them :S?
By blooming flower 1167063154 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat's krista allen!
By far_away 1158863563 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehaha that's true. he's honest :P
By Speeder 1157815850 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe is really stuped. biggest one
By illkeane 1157397941 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveCome on lets all face it this is waht all males think when we see women with nice titties.
By austin_a40 1154782091 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is a great movie, but can you guys at least spell the man's name correctly
By mattburien 1152669118 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeits 100% true
all people nice for emmm ill call them "sexy girls :)"
Dont we just love Jim Carey fuckin guy is hilarious
By x_zero_x 1151814883 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI really like Jim Carrey!
By Conan Edogawa 1151445340 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebetween this and the titty sucking from me,myself and irene.. careys a ledgend!
By doc69 1151360668 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNot to mention awesome conversation starters! They managed to trigger conversations on topics such as feminism (which was rather predictable), sexual harrasment and racism... Ermmm... RACISM?! WTF is wrong with you people?!
If even large breasts now trigger racism, we are lost... To quote a classic (Cartman), "This is wroong! Wrooong, I tell you!... WROOOOONG!".
THIS IS AN ACTOR!!!!! GREAT!!
By gsd 1148584503 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeso funny mama *suck suck suck* lol dat cracked
hahahahahah
god is he good, he's legendary, RRRREEESPECT!!!! to Jim
By Pra-Jectile 1148275830 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove:-)
WoOoW WounderFull Girl lool
By >Ali< 1147115563 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt's a fact that boobs make the world go round'.
I'm not just saying that. I mean, literally... without boobs the earth's gravitation would be so affected that the planet would cease to rotate, causing catastrophic events and sending us all flying through space. SO...girls, keep showing them, hiding them, enlarging them, or whatever it is that you choose to do with them...and us guys will keep looking at them, talking about them, squeezing, poking, and whatevering them...cause that's what we do.
Oh, did I mention that pissed-off women also make the world go round'?
I mean ...literally...
but you have the wrong movie its from Liar Liar.
By scoobet 1147020848 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removecheck your movie titles before posting next time. you've got two great Jim movies mixed. this is from Liar Liar, not Bruce Almighty
By nightberg 1146962828 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeits not from the"bruce almigthy,its from"lier lier"
By rooneythemonkey 1146919524 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHahahaha, i laughed so hard, a true funny man.
By Keith13 1146874276 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNot about big bubbies. But I se it is not bad. She is good.
By playing 1146811333 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe scene is one of the best from Liar Liar
By PJzaBruin 1146802656 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeits from Liar Liar lol
By Dukester 1146793063 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis is a clip from LIAR LIAR! Don't get me wrong though, Bruce Almighty was a good movie also.
By mcboho 1146792626 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove...looks more like Liar Liar.
Can anyone comfirm that?
Women make themself look "sexier" then are the first ones to complain about sexual harrassment! and it's always the women who dress this way that complain! granted most guys should keep their comments to themself even if a woman has pretty much got everything but her nipples on show...
But to be honest if I walked around with my dong hanging out with only the bell covered, I am sure women will be looking and making comments too, might even get a women think it would be funny to try and cop a feel, and I'd be the one claming sexual harassment!
just i have some commen sense!
If you get your sex organs out people will instantly notice them...
- this common sense thing pops up a lot......
doesnt have much validity tho we love looking at women... yet if they show something they are wrong. we dont run around with our dong hanging out get real, they dont either. i wouldnt say they have no common sense because they dress sexy but some women get harrassed who are bad looking bit of a mine field. maybe if you have a girl like i do you wouldnt give other girls a hard time, better things to keep you busy ;D
By Demon<Y> 1146797330 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove836006
Krista Allen.
But I don't know where.
d name of the movie us actually LIAR LIAR
By Omi-d 1146777574 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis clip is not from Bruce Almighty it is from Liar Lair
By Haribo92 1146774171 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesaw it on tv yesterday, awsome movie :)
By Vangen 1146768395 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis clip is not from bruce all mighty its from liar liar
By obey 1146756747 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThats from "Liar Liar"
By Streetz 1146754447 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat the fuck, this is the scen from liar liar
By ronaldor-999 1146749709 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat is not from "bruce almighty" it is from "liar liar".
By Accept 1146748609 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removefrom Liar Liar
By the buk 1146742799 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethose are very nice, lol
By Are you kidding 1146734096 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis clip is from "Liar Liar" in the outtakes!!! cheerz
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