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Dane Cook in a stand up comedy routine talking about the first time he got head...
dont listen to this guy u could get head by at least 15
By big n tall 1147717251 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove10TH GRADE IS LATE FOR HEAD. GEEEEEK!!!!LOL
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By rondasoccerdollqc 1191403600 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut is just me
By el sabeondo 1155537041 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemaybe thats your mother...
By kidney123 1163800981 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI just downloaded all his cd's he fucking hilarous!!
By Assinite 1152272384 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeawesome,and what a way to end it "where is the handle?" hahahahaha
By d1abLo 1148370841 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehehehe always loved his work.. he has this kind of weird loud nast comedy! lol
By weemz 1147971189 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeim 14 and ive known what head is since i was like 11
DAne cook kicks ass
what about first time sex?
Is it hard to find the hole? And how hard is it to jam it into the hole??
Sorry im 13 years old =(
you don't 'jam it in' you ease into it so you don't hurt her. AND.. it isn't hard to find the hole if you let her help you out.. save yourself the embarrassment for your first time ;)
By Jrdirtbike114 1181153812 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNo Rush
By Streetracer3650 1158594082 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove.. so if I dont tell U, someone will.
The girl is giving him head(oralsex) Bookmark it, and bring it up in 3-5 years, and u will get it ;-)
Great way to finish the story...
"Where's the handle?"
great punchline - STANDING OVATION
OMFG... easily the funniest thing i have seen in a long time.
By Kaijyuu 1147611176 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHHHH......HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! That was funny.
By TheRealSuperman 1147609282 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis clip is soooooo great i give it 5
By Slike 1147607749 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenever heard or seen this guy , he is brill
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