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This cute one wants something that girls simply are not born with... Hilarious
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- Penis Envy...
Its common, and I don't blame them. Girls really get the short straw if you ask me... having to sit, and bleed, and carry babies, and have wide pelvisis and run slowly and be weak, and have big fat things on the chest. I love women, but happy to be a dude.
By Striving4reason 1147871984 Reply Spam [+11] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1029805- nah
its an even deal u aare both right
By pimpthemhoes 1149671769 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1383809 - i agree.
I im gald im not a lass. I have a sister whos going through you know what. She bleeds uncontrolably. Im gald im a bloke. Women go through alot of pain! I love women! dont get me wrong but im just glad im not one of them. I know it maybe good to have somone paying for you and all that but id rather pay than be a lass.
By D190 1156156312 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1248772 - Well
Perhaps it's just me, but I find it difficult to trust any creature which can bleed for an entire week and not die!
By the_rocca 1159827935 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1625096
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- Yep
This video supports Freud. Unfortunately.
By musicgirl 1147918134 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove788756 - I'll have to disagree
Women can get la id anytime they want. For free. They get dinners and movies paid for. They get out of tickets (if they are cute). They can extract money from men for child support and alimoney even if they are living with another guy who is supporting them. Women have preferential treatment in hiring, they can take more time off from work, and almost always win workplace lawsuits.
By Bushwood 1148020418 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
Su ck up your male guilt and please grow a pair.875835 - how long do you think is longer?
dating or being married?
By loveaddict 1156049698 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1593188 - well
if you're looking to just get laid anytime you want, good luck with the std's
By getoverit 1154850790 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1212294 - lol if u r men
it sounds like this happened 2 you and if u r a women u r one of those lol
By quesquerebe 1148138387 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1013713 - yeah
yeah and then they get laid by dumbasses like you who dont know how to fuck..
By Lebowski 1148100244 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove826485 - aww lebowski is lonely an jealous
come to vegas city homless shelter bitch ill fuck u
By drunkenstepfather 1154163035 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1899920 - Women have half the money...
...and all the pussy. Just not fair.
By Chinajoe 1148096551 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1127357 - damn right
so now i guess u edret havin a dick boi!HOLA!
By Baby_G 1148045461 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove913041 - that was fuking cute
she'll probly be a dyk when she grows up though
By Abalanzar 1151688674 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
HAHA1697681 - Well...
if she meets any combination of guys who are posting here in this forum, can you blame her?
By kennykasper 1152883536 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1555568
the sexism is killing me. You all talk about women like you know them, but none of you ARE one. And yes, I'm sure you're glad you're not, but on the other hand, I'm glad I'm not a dude. Seriously, most of us do NOT have penis envy. All we have to do is go out and buy one (batteries not included) if we want one that badly. :)
By smartmarzipan 1149789395 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt is though very clever(the way he edit it)
the girl wants WINNIE THE POOH!!!!... how sweet!!!! that´s why at the end she says, she wants to go to DisneyWorld...
First of all, you people have one track of mind!!!! ´´´SEX´´´
Secondly, women do not envy men, they know they cann´t drive, and they´re ok with that...
just messing with you girls :P
- excellent point
indeed.. men r not better than women nor r women better than men they r different end of story
By fh12345679 1154007211 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1418955
that the little girl will be asking daddy in fifteen years for money for
"cosmetic surgey." either that or she is gonna be blow pig of her high school
- LMAO!!!
I find it funny that ... k i n ... is now considered derrogative language. Come back and look at your comment. Metacafe has gone to heck.
By bloodhound114 1147910680 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove707835 - Yea, I liked that too,
You can't use the work ask-ing, but you can say she will be a Blow Pig. That's good stuff!
By Fat Gypsie Bastard 1147977877 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1081980
edited 'asking?' it's not like he said ass king or axe-ing. what the f u ck?
By no-hyphens 1147996502 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveF U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
F U CK!
this is F U CK ING fun!
weirdo.
By Swanie 1148355143 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFUCK SLUT BITCH FUCKIN ASS!
By Baby_G 1148065170 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeu can say FUCK without separeting da word!!
By Baby_G 1148065108 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeto coach this kid with wanting to be a boy. He needed to explain that she is
By Breeze 1147837536 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveShe will have a great laugh at this Vid when she grows up...Is'nt innocence a great thing.. She'll get some weenie all right but she will have to wait till she grows up...
By allothefirst 1210700157 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeshe only needs to be patient she'll have one actually I think she'll have more than one (maybe even at once)
By ovidyus 1206768505 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeshe can stand up when she potties... With a little skill, she can get that little twinkie of hers to cooperate!
By ciscowes69 1205050772 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGet ringtones at RINGTONESET dot NET
By abbismallbroadth 1191410215 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removea penis!!!! Actually i want many!!!!
By Lovergirl 1170106059 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWomen can get la id anytime they want.
only sluts do that....don't lable all of us!!!
For free. nothing is free
They get dinners and movies paid for. once again, don't lable all of us!!! I refuse to let my guy pay all the time, he insists b/c he is old fashioned!
They get out of tickets (if they are cute). AGAIN, not all of us do this!!! and the cop doesn't have to let them get out of it anyway, whoever does that is weak!
They can extract money from men for child support and alimoney even if they are living with another guy who is supporting them. Women have preferential treatment in hiring, they can take more time off from work, and almost always win workplace lawsuits. OK- the lawsuit thing is probally true...but only b/c they sould win in the firt place!!! DON'TLABEL US!!!! It's so high school!!!!!!!
There are idiots on the internet! OMG!!!
Learn to ignore the internet drama queens, it makes life more enjoyable
the girl ask for something impossible.. er.. like a weenie. ahem.. the dad feels sorry for them. then bam! I wanna go to disney world! How can you say no.
By Undeadly 1155490717 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSHE should ask for that for christmas that is one present santa cant give her!!!! LOL
By BLACK-ROSE!!! 1155230069 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow olds the kid i dont wanna be stupid or any thing but how does she now wat a dick is
Penis Envy doesn't exist and men who think it does are just deluding themselves to feel better. I love being a lithe, fit, and atheletic chick. I can run fast, have great abs from working out, and nice toned arms. Women aren't naturally as physically strong as men are, but that doesn't necessarily imply that a bold characteristic of women is "weakness." That would be like, I dunno, saying men are stupid just because women are smarter. ;)
By LogosX 1154382268 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- lol,,,,yeah you a re on you period
come on not even you believe on your words,,,lol you a women who likes sport and so what,,,i know that you will like to have bigger tits,,,,and you know it that is your weakness,,yeah youre weak
By mingo 1156268454 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1392420
wow this child is so young & innocent and some ppl r talking about sex... like c'mon.. thats pathedic (i think u had to much viagra ther buddy)... and to the guy that makes fun of ppl for poor sentance structure and what not just shush i kno ur gonna say something so just save ur time its metacafe not a resume.
By fh12345679 1154007786 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelol young ones r always off topic
By fh12345679 1154006934 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeno idea what's with all these sexist crossfire and dirty thoughts.. all I thought about when I saw the video was "awww... cute *pokepoke*" XDDDD
By . . 1152957339 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemommy goes out with her sister later daddy will let her have his weiner.she can play with daddys weiner in the
bath.
you gotta feel sorry for her...
i bet when she gets married her parents are going to show that on big screen at the wedding.. i know i would!!! lol thats just kwl!!
Why did she see this guy's weenie? What was he doing?
By Bushwood 1148020141 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeshe can have as many weenies as she wants.
By grassy knollington 1148007280 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- change your attitudes
um... she is a little kid get your minds out of the gutter you sick basturds. childhood innocents is all it is
By tooky 1151786613 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
1709239 - i can fuckk her noWW!!
i mean i dont care her age,,,my pennis will smash her little thing but anyway women are just materials objects
By mingo 1156268181 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1392420 - change your dialect
Here we spell things this way: "bastards", "innocence." "Um," as crappy a word as it is, should have a second "m". Moreover, you have no capitalization and have managed to butcher two little sentences into a pile of unintelligable garbage. This child, even at age 2, realizes the practicality of standing up while urinating, thus wanting "a weenie." Something tells me you're the one guy out there who sits down.
By kennykasper 1152883368 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1555568 - Idiot >.>
You're the unintelligent asshoIe, kasper. Who gives a shit if the spelling's off? Tooky gave a good point, and you're just trying to defend your position with the awful arguments. In just two sentence fragments, Tooky has put forth much better ideas than your self-proclaimed "intelligent" paragraph. By the way shitface, "um" isn't a word. Go back to elementary school, you missed some important English lessons.
By . . 1152958128 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1336822 - Umm is most definitely a word, green one...
Let's quickly dismantle you, shall we? Now where did I proclaim my post to be intelligent, or even use the word (since you quoted it)? Yeah, I don't seem to see it anywhere, either. So don't put words in my mouth, because believe me -- you aren't even close to being qualified. (I'll give you a few seconds to pick yourself up from the floor and maybe blow your nose. Ok, you ready to continue now?) Moving on, my point was this: I haven't seen a single post here bordering on pedophilia (or perversion with a 2 year old), yet some incoherent person decided to bring that to the table, in 3rd grade lexicon, no less. People are writing these little jokes to try to draw laughs, and whether you or tooky or anyone else thinks it is funny is one thing. To mislabel it and bring attention is flat out wrong. And you rally behind this guy? That's just precious! I don't have to attack because it speaks for itself. I hope your children grow up to be just like him, both in style and substance. And one final thing: is it really necessary to call me names? Can't you come up with something a little more clever to at least give me a chuckle?
By kennykasper 1153017807 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1555568
not all things in live is about sex.and so what if the dude cant spell,i bet you he can write better inglish than you can his language what ever it may be.
By playme 1152919943 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewomen that thought my weenie was a theme park ride.
By Fat Gypsie Bastard 1147992793 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove..... all she has to do is wait till she is about 16 then she will get all the wennie she wants
By Random-Hero 1147989562 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- not necessary to wait
i will fuc k her if she wants
By mingo 1156268561 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1392420
for a trip to Disney, but if I could not have one, well, what the heck I'd take the other.
By Fat Gypsie Bastard 1147982562 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJust a baby, 2 days later she'll cry for a pony. Normal behaviour.
By Darkk 1147976424 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- a ponny has a pennis also!!!
what a good idea girl
By mingo 1156268242 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1392420
that was hilarious, and the little kid was really cute.
By chickenhead 1147919906 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebest clip ive seen in awhile
By mykotman 1147913596 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat is *SO* CUTE!!! Especially in the end when she says: 'I wanna...'
Naah, watch it yourself..
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
this guy isnt telling his daughter what to say, he just knew that she was going to say that she wanted sumthing else..and wen she sed disney wand thats wen he sed i after her!
By Amy11 1147863486 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWatch his mouth carefully, you can see that he's telling her what to say, and it can be clear when she's saying that she wants to go to desny world.
All what I can say, its so cute.
funny and cute.
By Swanie 1147836243 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe girl wants Whinnie the Pooh not WENNIE....
In the end she says I want to go to Disney World...
NOT WENNIESS........
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