She's Too Young to Have It...

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This cute one wants something that girls simply are not born with... Hilarious

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  • Penis Envy...

    Its common, and I don't blame them. Girls really get the short straw if you ask me... having to sit, and bleed, and carry babies, and have wide pelvisis and run slowly and be weak, and have big fat things on the chest. I love women, but happy to be a dude.

    By Striving4reason 1147871984 Reply Spam [+11] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Goddamn guys...

    the sexism is killing me. You all talk about women like you know them, but none of you ARE one. And yes, I'm sure you're glad you're not, but on the other hand, I'm glad I'm not a dude. Seriously, most of us do NOT have penis envy. All we have to do is go out and buy one (batteries not included) if we want one that badly. :)

    By smartmarzipan 1149789395 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • You do not understand what she says....

    It is though very clever(the way he edit it)
    the girl wants WINNIE THE POOH!!!!... how sweet!!!! that´s why at the end she says, she wants to go to DisneyWorld...

    First of all, you people have one track of mind!!!! ´´´SEX´´´
    Secondly, women do not envy men, they know they cann´t drive, and they´re ok with that...

    just messing with you girls :P

    By gmorfeas 1148625572 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • unfortunately this means

    that the little girl will be asking daddy in fifteen years for money for
    "cosmetic surgey." either that or she is gonna be blow pig of her high school

    By J-ust B-een S-een 1147838433 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • It is bad

    to coach this kid with wanting to be a boy. He needed to explain that she is

    By Breeze 1147837536 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Cute..

    She will have a great laugh at this Vid when she grows up...Is'nt innocence a great thing.. She'll get some weenie all right but she will have to wait till she grows up...

    By allothefirst 1210700157 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • patience

    she only needs to be patient she'll have one actually I think she'll have more than one (maybe even at once)

    By ovidyus 1206768505 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Well.

    she can stand up when she potties... With a little skill, she can get that little twinkie of hers to cooperate!

    By ciscowes69 1205050772 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Find hot ringtones

    Get ringtones at RINGTONESET dot NET

    By abbismallbroadth 1191410215 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I want

    a penis!!!! Actually i want many!!!!

    By Lovergirl 1170106059 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I want

    a penis.

    By Lovergirl 1170105794 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • oh please!

    Women can get la id anytime they want.
    only sluts do that....don't lable all of us!!!
    For free. nothing is free
    They get dinners and movies paid for. once again, don't lable all of us!!! I refuse to let my guy pay all the time, he insists b/c he is old fashioned!

    They get out of tickets (if they are cute). AGAIN, not all of us do this!!! and the cop doesn't have to let them get out of it anyway, whoever does that is weak!

    They can extract money from men for child support and alimoney even if they are living with another guy who is supporting them. Women have preferential treatment in hiring, they can take more time off from work, and almost always win workplace lawsuits. OK- the lawsuit thing is probally true...but only b/c they sould win in the firt place!!! DON'TLABEL US!!!! It's so high school!!!!!!!

    By how may I help you? 1158701782 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • LEIK WTF?!?!

    There are idiots on the internet! OMG!!!

    Learn to ignore the internet drama queens, it makes life more enjoyable

    By Agent11 1158049374 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This is a con..

    the girl ask for something impossible.. er.. like a weenie. ahem.. the dad feels sorry for them. then bam! I wanna go to disney world! How can you say no.

    By Undeadly 1155490717 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I WANT A WHINNE

    SHE should ask for that for christmas that is one present santa cant give her!!!! LOL

    By BLACK-ROSE!!! 1155230069 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ph

    how olds the kid i dont wanna be stupid or any thing but how does she now wat a dick is

    By voxer 1154841485 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • deneme

    deneme

    By danimarkali 1154482631 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Penis Envy Doesn't Exist

    Penis Envy doesn't exist and men who think it does are just deluding themselves to feel better. I love being a lithe, fit, and atheletic chick. I can run fast, have great abs from working out, and nice toned arms. Women aren't naturally as physically strong as men are, but that doesn't necessarily imply that a bold characteristic of women is "weakness." That would be like, I dunno, saying men are stupid just because women are smarter. ;)

    By LogosX 1154382268 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • lol,,,,yeah you a re on you period

      come on not even you believe on your words,,,lol you a women who likes sport and so what,,,i know that you will like to have bigger tits,,,,and you know it that is your weakness,,yeah youre weak

      By mingo 1156268454 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • goodness gracious control ur emotions ch...

    wow this child is so young & innocent and some ppl r talking about sex... like c'mon.. thats pathedic (i think u had to much viagra ther buddy)... and to the guy that makes fun of ppl for poor sentance structure and what not just shush i kno ur gonna say something so just save ur time its metacafe not a resume.

    By fh12345679 1154007786 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • daddy... i wanna go2 disney world

    lol young ones r always off topic

    By fh12345679 1154006934 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • cute ^^

    no idea what's with all these sexist crossfire and dirty thoughts.. all I thought about when I saw the video was "awww... cute *pokepoke*" XDDDD

    By . . 1152957339 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • When

    mommy goes out with her sister later daddy will let her have his weiner.she can play with daddys weiner in the
    bath.

    By professor yuks. 1151774496 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lmao

    you gotta feel sorry for her...
    i bet when she gets married her parents are going to show that on big screen at the wedding.. i know i would!!! lol thats just kwl!!

    By kitten_mittens 1149781957 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The question is:

    Why did she see this guy's weenie? What was he doing?

    By Bushwood 1148020141 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • when she grows up

    she can have as many weenies as she wants.

    By grassy knollington 1148007280 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • change your attitudes

      um... she is a little kid get your minds out of the gutter you sick basturds. childhood innocents is all it is

      By tooky 1151786613 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • i can fuckk her noWW!!

      i mean i dont care her age,,,my pennis will smash her little thing but anyway women are just materials objects

      By mingo 1156268181 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • change your dialect

      Here we spell things this way: "bastards", "innocence." "Um," as crappy a word as it is, should have a second "m". Moreover, you have no capitalization and have managed to butcher two little sentences into a pile of unintelligable garbage. This child, even at age 2, realizes the practicality of standing up while urinating, thus wanting "a weenie." Something tells me you're the one guy out there who sits down.

      By kennykasper 1152883368 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Idiot >.>

      You're the unintelligent asshoIe, kasper. Who gives a shit if the spelling's off? Tooky gave a good point, and you're just trying to defend your position with the awful arguments. In just two sentence fragments, Tooky has put forth much better ideas than your self-proclaimed "intelligent" paragraph. By the way shitface, "um" isn't a word. Go back to elementary school, you missed some important English lessons.

      By . . 1152958128 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Umm is most definitely a word, green one...

      Let's quickly dismantle you, shall we? Now where did I proclaim my post to be intelligent, or even use the word (since you quoted it)? Yeah, I don't seem to see it anywhere, either. So don't put words in my mouth, because believe me -- you aren't even close to being qualified. (I'll give you a few seconds to pick yourself up from the floor and maybe blow your nose. Ok, you ready to continue now?) Moving on, my point was this: I haven't seen a single post here bordering on pedophilia (or perversion with a 2 year old), yet some incoherent person decided to bring that to the table, in 3rd grade lexicon, no less. People are writing these little jokes to try to draw laughs, and whether you or tooky or anyone else thinks it is funny is one thing. To mislabel it and bring attention is flat out wrong. And you rally behind this guy? That's just precious! I don't have to attack because it speaks for itself. I hope your children grow up to be just like him, both in style and substance. And one final thing: is it really necessary to call me names? Can't you come up with something a little more clever to at least give me a chuckle?

      By kennykasper 1153017807 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • you are a fucking idiot

      not all things in live is about sex.and so what if the dude cant spell,i bet you he can write better inglish than you can his language what ever it may be.

      By playme 1152919943 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I have had some

    women that thought my weenie was a theme park ride.

    By Fat Gypsie Bastard 1147992793 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • She can have all the wennies she wants ....

    ..... all she has to do is wait till she is about 16 then she will get all the wennie she wants

    By Random-Hero 1147989562 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I guess I would not trade my weenie

    for a trip to Disney, but if I could not have one, well, what the heck I'd take the other.

    By Fat Gypsie Bastard 1147982562 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I Have Spoken.

    Just a baby, 2 days later she'll cry for a pony. Normal behaviour.

    By Darkk 1147976424 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • chickenhead

    that was hilarious, and the little kid was really cute.

    By chickenhead 1147919906 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    best clip ive seen in awhile

    By mykotman 1147913596 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • AWWWWW!!!!

    That is *SO* CUTE!!! Especially in the end when she says: 'I wanna...'

    Naah, watch it yourself..

    ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

    By Icarus Silver Wings 1147906378 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Really

    qute!

    By 211Hellfire 1147873220 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • he just kno's his daughter too well..

    this guy isnt telling his daughter what to say, he just knew that she was going to say that she wanted sumthing else..and wen she sed disney wand thats wen he sed i after her!

    By Amy11 1147863486 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • There's something wrong

    Watch his mouth carefully, you can see that he's telling her what to say, and it can be clear when she's saying that she wants to go to desny world.

    All what I can say, its so cute.

    By A.Bjairmi 1147838751 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hahaha second best thing? DisneyWorld !...

    funny and cute.

    By Swanie 1147836243 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • THICK,THICK people...

    The girl wants Whinnie the Pooh not WENNIE....
    In the end she says I want to go to Disney World...
    NOT WENNIESS........

    By LiquidSpawnX 1169701515 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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