Repent Sinners! (Gay Marriage in California)

There are very few things that disgust me more than two fat, gay, married lobsters!

makes my week a lot better

you prabobly dont know that much about the bible. the stuff you got was from the old testimate. After jesus was crucified most of those old rules were taken away. like the need to sacrafice animals and what foods we can or cant eat. Im not an expert in the bible but i know this much.

no gay marriage please!!!!!!!! i hope this law gets banned

Had me giggling all the way through. I love you guys, you're so witty, and delightfully clever about it.

i think i'm going to vomit now.

This made my day :)

funny stuff, but the fat pictures completely unneeded.... my eyes hurt now lol

That's a terrible argument since you have taken scripture out of context. I'm going to say this as simple as I can because I'm not sure those of you with out your creator as savior could understand what I'm going to say.
1 Corinthians 2:14 The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
This scripture explains why those of you without a relationship with God can't understand what the Bible is really saying. The part in the video about what we can or can't eat is in the Old Testament of scripture that does not exist anymore because God said in Acts 10:15 "Do not call anything impure that God has made clean." He was referring to the food that he commanded Peter in verse 13 to get up and eat the food that used to be considered unclean by tradition. God and his word is not complicated to understand and at the same time it is truly impossible to twist his Word(the Bible) to fit what we want for our own lives when we keep the word of God in context. Anything can be taken out of context, like speeches if we only look at part of what someone said, but when we put it all together it makes sense.
People that do not agree with gay marriage do not hate those people, we simply see it as God does, which is sin. God teaches us to love this sinner because we are all sinners in need of a sinner. You see this is not a message of hate but of true love. But before you can understand that you must read the Bible and get to know your creator. Don't take someone Else's word on eternity, read it for yourselves. People act like God is so bad because he told us not to do certain things. But in a sense that also means that all of our parents are mean, cruel and intolerant as well because they don't let us do everything that we want. God is know different than our parents in the sense that he knows what is right for us and loves us and only wants the best for us.
The ten commandments were given by God to show man that we are sinners. The Bible says that the Ten Commandments are like a school teacher that points out our own sin (each one of us). But this law only pertains to those that have not accepted God's son Christ as savior. You see Christ payed the price of sin which the Bible says is eternal death. He lived a perfect life and died in our place so we could go to heaven. God did provide a way and did show us he loves us through his son. Its just a shame that people see it as hate just because they were told by there creator that something is bad and is not in our best interest. But people also fail to see that fact that God gave us all freedom of choice to live our lives. You don't have to accept his amazing free give of eternal life. And no one is going to shove this message down your throat. Just like you have the freedom to not read this. There are those that misrepresent what God's word truly wants and try to shove God's word down people's throats, but it doesn't make it right. And neither does taking God's word out of context.
This is written in love with compassion and concern for the eternal welfare of the souls of all man.
Sincerely,
TarzaninChrist also see my blog at salvationistoday(.)blogspot(.)com

It's official... all fat people are athiests!!!

good argument. people should stop picking and chosing what to believe. you either believe the whole bible or none of it at all. i declare all fat people athiests!

Great line and excellent video! I can't wait to send links to every skinny gay couple I know, not to mention additional people who possess brains and/or senses of humor.

What is Liv Films's official stance on civil unions between shellfish?

great work and great message! you should start a religion. i'm in.

p.s. if god smits you, please disregard.

The thing is most christians dont understand that over the centuries the words in the bible have become distorted from their original meanings. What started out as, Well i suggest you not do it. Because it can become unheathy. To becoming an abomination. We cant take these words to literally. because as true christians. we must understand that they are translated by bigots, from a langauge whose words could most of the time, have thousands of meanings. In other words much iis lost in the translation.

I am so happy that gay marriage is finally allowed there. Now if only the rest of the country would catch up the 21 first century.

Picking and choosing what to believe in the Bible is a lot easier, then believing in all of it. Sad, but true. Great video btw 5*