Water Dispensing Tab Song

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Lyrics:
V1
I’m only here for you--in the middle of this mess
I’m only here to quench your thirst
It’s not my fault that when I’m pressed
a little juice comes out first
Br
it’s just so embarrassing
you standing right there, staring right through me
all I want is for you to use me
I may be free, but I’m not cheap!
C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
where nobody notices me
No colorful logo, no fizzy flow
on this soft drink machine
Got it pretty bad
I’m the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab
V2
I’m a little guy--with insecurities
I ain’t got what these other guys give
But what I lack in pizzazz, I make up in purity
Please- Just touch me and we’ll live
Br
it’s just so embarrassing
Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me!
carbonation’s overated!
and baby, I givin you no calories!
C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
not very prominent
who knew I’d falter, when bottled water
became so dominant
Got it pretty bad
I’m the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab