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Dave Chappelle Can't Smoke with black people any more.

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  • I aint freaking spanish though

    Lol divertido como infierno .. damn!

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  • It sure is funny. ...

    It sure is funny. The monster wasn't very polite to walk in without being invited. I'm not sure why he walked in because all he did was just walked in singing to himself, and saw the cake and ate it, then he said bye to Ernie and walked back the way he came (probably walked back out the door he came in).

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  • I like Beautiful ...

    I like Beautiful Day Monster too. Also, it is true that they got rid of Beautiful Day Monster because he really was looking scary to kids, and on some skits with Kermit, he scared him away and at the end of skits, he would roar and fog up the screen. Also here on this skit, he was impolite to walk into Ernie and Bert's apartment and steal the cake which is another reason why they got rid of him. After they got rid of him, Herry Monster became the replacement monster of Beautiful Day Monster.

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  • I remember this one ...

    I remember this one! Beautiful Day Monster is so hilarious here doing his thing:

    "Shake the crumbs, shake the crumbs, wanna clean cake, clean plate!"
    "Hold napkin! HOLD NAPKIN!"

    LOL! I hear that they got rid of this puppet because they felt he was too scary-looking for kids. I don't know about that though...he looks adorable to me.

    By DracoArum [Affiliate User] 1211021615 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hummm not sure i ...

    Hummm not sure i believe NIC!!black and white cat!!

    By smcworm [Affiliate User] 1210866985 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • There was also one ...

    There was also one where Ernie guesed that Bert was sad about peigons and Ernie was sad about not going to the zoo,something like that.

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  • "You know how ...

    "You know how monsters like cake, Bert!!" (LOL)

    The sight of BDM chomping down that cake with the crumbs flying everywhere was just PRECIOUS!!

    Bert does outrage and disgust better than just about any other Muppet on the show.

    I heard that Jon Stone, the director, insisted on doing all the E/B skits for free. What fun!! Pure genius.

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  • I LOVE this one.. ...

    I LOVE this one..every time we have cake my brother and I act this out. Shake the crumbs,shake the crumbs..lol

    By MortalAnonymous [Affiliate User] 1207862522 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Do you also have ...

    Do you also have the skit where the Beautiful Day monster dresses himself up as a baker and then as a little girl in order to get Ernie's cookies?

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  • "Hold napkin, hold ...

    "Hold napkin, hold napkin!
    Take fork, take fork! bye"
    XD

    By takeflight17 [Affiliate User] 1207070755 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Here's a sketch I'd ...

    Here's a sketch I'd like to see:

    (Bert sleeping in bed. Camera only focused
    on him)

    *quiet chomp chomp chomp*
    B:What's that noise?
    E:*pitching voice in disguise* Nothing. Go back to sleep.
    B:Okay. Wwaaiit a miniute.. if there's gonna be.. (crumb falls on his blanket) crumbs, and that silly voice, then somebody MUST be here!
    E:*high voice* It's your Aunt Matilda.
    B:My Aunt Matilda doesn't eat cookies!

    etc...

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  • "you know how ...

    "you know how monsters like cake, Bert?!"...I never knew monsters liked cake.

    By trppey66 [Affiliate User] 1206817465 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Omg, that's ...

    Omg, that's hilarious! Although I thought that Bert was more like Ross than Ernie =D

    By eBooeBoo [Affiliate User] 1206392234 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Shake the crumbs! ...

    Shake the crumbs! Shake the crumbs!
    Hold napkin! Hold napkin!!!

    I love B.D. Monster :)

    By alenight85 [Affiliate User] 1205998557 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • what the hell is up ...

    what the hell is up with Bert's nose?
    Bert is one crabby bugger

    By PetLadybug [Affiliate User] 1205787270 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Yeah. Ernie was ...

    Yeah. Ernie was shhoken quite a bit of being forced to hold the evidence by the agressive BD monster.

    By Teankun [Affiliate User] 1205274145 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • There's another ...

    There's another clip in which Ernie's crying because he feels like he's not special and Bert consoles Ernie and assures him that he is special. There may have been other times too.

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  • Right. I figured ...

    Right. I figured Frank Oz also performed Beautiful Day Monster.

    By tpirman1982 [Affiliate User] 1199010702 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Is it just me or ...

    Is it just me or does Ernie sound like Ross from Friends?

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  • Excellent!!!!! ...

    Excellent!!!!!

    Poor Bert - but I guess it could've happened!

    Hold Napkin, hold napkin
    Take fork!

    hahha

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  • Shake the crumbs, ...

    Shake the crumbs, Shake the Crumbs!!! ROFL!!!!!!!

    I remember these as a kid, seeing them again just makes me roar with laughter!!

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  • STOP BEING HORRIBLE ...

    STOP BEING HORRIBLE TO ERNIE BERT!!!

    By vintagerunners [Affiliate User] 1196282544 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Does anyone else ...

    Does anyone else think Bert and Ernie look like Ant and Dec?

    By basicskil [Affiliate User] 1196213689 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I'm always being ...

    I'm always being framed by cake-eating monsters!

    By HtotheB [Affiliate User] 1196111203 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Frank Oz also does ...

    Frank Oz also does Bert. So he ran off stage, changed to the monster puppet, ran off stage again, and changed back to Bert again.

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  • I was naive as a ...

    I was naive as a kid and believed Ernie's side of the story. :) It's circumstantial evidence, right? When the clip starts, Ernie is nibbling on what I assumed were leftover crumbs from somebody else.

    Later, when that monster shows up for what I thought was a second time, I was really upset at Bert for not witnessing it. (How many times has that sort of thing happened to us?)

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  • Ernie was named ...

    Ernie was named after the Taxi Driver and Bert was named after the Cop from "It's a Wonderful Life"-FTW.

    By MrBertstown [Affiliate User] 1194961991 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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