Married To Jesus

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Especially now with the release of "The Da Vinci Code," we get a sneak peak into the life of Jesus, were he married. As most of you know, there is some conflict as to whether or not he and Mary Magdalene had a thing More»

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  • Its not funny!

    all you ppl who make fun of Jesus, can you prove that he was not real.You have no right to make fun of Jesus.Even if you belong to any other religion rather than Chritanity, you have no right to do this. Stop this non-sense about his marriage!

    By J A G U 1157992279 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • You're right!

      Nobody has the right to make fun of JESUS!!! No way, no how!! There's no room for freedom of speech in this country! Who do these people think they are?
      Well, if you want to see the TRUE POWER of JESUS, type "Submissive Jesus" in the search window and witness the POWER!!!!!!

      By howdy222 1173549114 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • dumb idiots

    this is just disrespecting jesus...u cannot put jesus in these kines..have respect..he died for our sins.. now ur gonna make a joke out of him the movie divince code is a bull shit film.. the movie is a test to see who really believes in god and his beloved son now you knoe who you are

    By big-mac 1157204747 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Jesus was actually a black man!

    He called everybody "brother" and he couldn't get a fair trial.

    By The_12_inch_pianist 1150390176 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Ur stupid

      Seriously u think Jesus was a black man....imnot racist.... but i still say he wasn't black... seriousl....eva heard of da bible? READ IT!

      By drrate_1 1163748845 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I don't think the Bible described Jesus'...

      But any idiot knows that a blonde blue eyed caucasion man with magical powers can be born in the middle-east. I'm sorry, let me re-phrase the first sentence...that should have read 'many' not any.

      By howdy222 1173549367 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • LOL

      ur funnier than Sarah Silverman!

      By Emiko 1150427517 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Was he not beaten up before the trial to...

      And it was a set up. At least the put some bling on his head, hands and feet and it wasnt long before he was getting down with all the other brothers :o)

      By MrAndy 1151623544 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Don't be ignorant

      Don't be ignorant. Before you say something is a fake, you must test the evidence. And in this case, the vast majority of the evidence available is in the Bible. There is evidence in secular writers texts as well, but the vast majority is in the Bible.

      So, what about the Bible? It is only the most reliable historical book available to Men. It has been demonstrated that its information is accurate and reliable upon.

      In the Bible, we have hundreds of witnesses that saw the events described, who would have, no doubt, denied they ever took place if it was not so. As such, any book speaking about Jesus, His life, death and ressurrection would be promptly denied and set aside as a fake.

      Now, this didn't happen... And the books in the Bible talking about Jesus were writen in the same life time of those who lived and walked with Jesus. If the writing were a fake, they would have ben put to light as fakes and dismissed by History.

      So, please, think before you open your mouth.

      By FulanoX 1160393705 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Reason it's not offending to american's

    Because this is how most of them live, so portraying Jesus (pbuh) like themselves gives them satisfaction that they are living in the correct way/manner.

    By kidman 1150384589 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Im an american.

      I don't drink beer, I don't own a TV, I have a job, and I know a lot of americans that could say the same thing. And no, I dont find this video offensive.

      By Ravey 1150401398 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • You say you are an american, huh?

      I say you're a idiot.
      O fcourse you won't find this vid offensive if you're not christian.
      THIS IS BLASPHEMING AND THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS STUFF SEAL THEIR OWN FATE

      By 7923werner 1150521760 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • -

    I find the clip funny ^^ and I still wonder when the comments on metacafe will finally not end in a flamewar -.- Either people scream "fake", "offensive" or something antiamerican. Grow up folks...

    By Flotsam 1150365029 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Freaky Americans, dont have ANY respect ...

      Jesus is also our Prophet in Islam. Called Isaa.

      By SamerDubai 1148297022 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • Wrong

        We are secure enough about ourselves, our beliefs and our religion that we don't feel the need to go on a rampage, murder people and destroy things when someone disagrees with us or draws a cartoon about us, even an offensive one. We are not the humorless bunch you Muslims are and we genuinely believe in and allow freedom of expression and freedom of religion. We do not anyone to dictate what religion we must follow or what we must believe - we are not sheep like you are. Have a nice day.

        By XS 1148307984 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • reply to your coment

        look i see why you have this view of muslims this way but not all of us are terrorists or humourless and in a way i want you or anyone with the same view to understand that. im a young muslim woman and my mum has always told me not to wear a scarf unless i wanted to, my sister who is married to a white NON-muslim man went to a an arab country and noone said she should wear a scarf and any muslim who believes that killing to convert is right think again the quran bans people being forced to convert or the use of any extremist measures to do so. the problem muslims face is their own corrupt muslim government who refuse to acknowledge any 'new' views or people speaking for what they believ in. all muslims are oppressed by a power and money hungry government who will use any excuse or do anything to get more power. please dont class us as the same because of some ignorant arrogant b*****d politicians.

        By asiya16 1151724380 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • IT MEANS U HAVE NO FAITH.....

        ISLAM IS AGAINST MURDER OR DESTROYING...

        By da2faithful 1150367063 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • U ARE RIGHT MY FRIEND

        This americans( wetern world), well, most of them, are relgionless and if you look at XS's comment, you can clearly see how the western world have influenced the poor soul and the likeminded.
        By the way, I am a white westenor.

        By 7923werner 1150522076 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • n the past I have found

        those who are quick to criticize usually want respect for themselves but are unwilling to give it to others (like women or people of other religions), but "Christians" remember we've got more than a few nutburgers here too. Like the Jackass who is claiming our ded servicemen are punishment for allowing homosexuals to live like humans. See? Unwilling to give to others what they demand for themselves.

        By professor yuks 1148963399 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • Dude..

        It's called freedom of speech.... XS is right...

        If you don't like it just don't watch it...

        By sector 1148386324 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • Jesus is a joke

        Jesus is just a normal guy, not like luke skywalker with force. He's probably magican and politican in a small village. he's not a god.

        By backerman 1150426560 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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