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The Terminator meets Jesus... I always wondered what that would've been like.

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T3 And Jesus

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  • that was crap

    so is this comment, but still, that was crap.

    By sideshow bob 1153782089 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • this is rude

    how u people represent jesus that way , do not u fear god ?

    By spanish matador 1161168903 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • the nobel jews

      who is realy dying for YOUR SINS.

      By TVVVVT 1178529214 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • hahaha hahah ahahaha ahaha

      Sorre eeeee, it's just that .... well ....... it's fuN Neeee !!!! especially the very end. Except it's never really the end - everyday is always a beggining , every single day - so, see .... i'm always in a good mood, chill brawwww , but it's definitely cool that you are expressing your ideas. Now.... next clip please!

      By CSUSBOUNCE 1172725984 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Oh stop it...

      You know that was funny.

      By rseungmina 1171698926 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • look here!

      for all of you messing around with my God. the fact that Jesus wont come down to spank u all does not mean i dont have hands. you are just lucky i don't know you. try dis kind of things in those day and u wud hav been stoned to death. dnt u have any concience at all? something must be wrong with you. if u dnt bliv in God then let it be. must u try to make fun? and let me tell u incase u neva heard., God is not mocked. but wateva u sow today, u will reap tommorow.. and bliv me if i get u, i will beat u up real bad am tokin about real beating with a terriblbly strong holy anger..

      By t jones 1185645152 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Blasphemy!

    I don´t see anything to laugh at! Sorry!

    By bremex 1156602996 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This Is Totally Rude & Wrong To GOD

    What's The Hell With U People?!...Can't U Find Anything To Make A Joke On It Except That U Have To Take Religion In It!!.....Can't u find anything else to make fun of it....JUST ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT (((JESUS))) OR (((GOD)))...

    By MR.Romantico 1200612469 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • to all of you...

    to all of you who are saying this clip is disrespectful to God, i have a question for you. y did you watch this?? if you watch this then you gave into temptaion. you saw something in this video that made you want to watch this. and i want you all to know that i am a christian, went to a private school, have been confirmed, i am 100% christian and i watch this video because i thought it would be funny, personally i thought that it was very respectful to our Savior Jesus. It examplified that no matter want temptation was thrown at Jesus for him to get out of Crusifiction, he would not except it.

    By blahblah2 1192410029 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Interesting

    Perhaps this scene will happen really into the World War III, when the americans will win against Gog and Magog ( ashkenazi ) armies ( which will leave Rusia with some comuni rusians and will go to Constantinopol battle with six european occidental States, and then will go to Armaghedon ) at Armaghedon. In fact, how it will be to defende God ? Difficult !

    By navodconstant 1172089217 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • MAN ITS A GOD FILM

    ITS RELIGIOUS HUMOUR WITHOUT DAMAGING THE RELIGIOUS CONCEPT, AND IT CRACKED ME UP. VERY GOOD

    By crazyboutford 1152393139 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I liked this one a lot

    I'm a newly converted christian (married into the faith). Frankly, when I saw the intro and subject of this clip, I was ready to delete it right away. But I gave in to temptation and started watching it.
    I loved it.
    In my opinion, the subject material was very funny without being offensive to the faith or Jesus. I agree totally with ombiet's comments about God and Jesus' having a sense of humor. Laughter is a gift from God. 'Nuff said.

    By Gibbeon 1143078333 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Decsent Words My Meta Friends

    I am truly proud of all of you whom commented with such wisdom, knowledge and sense of humour and yes I truly believe that God, Jesus and Mary all knew how to laugh. Would they at this?I will ask when my turn comes if they did..God Bless

    By ombiet 1139945846 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Cartoon of Muhammad


    Please, can somebody out there post thhe famous cartoon of prophet Muhammad on metacafe? I humbly plead with you on behalf of millions and millions of matacafe users.

    Its not blasphamy but its part of fun.

    By MW 1139559963 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • fun?!! Do you know who is..Muhammad?!

      he is the one whom God choosen,the one who told us about Jesus fact..the one who told us about Jesus return before the end of this world,the one who informed us that Jesus is alive till this moment,the one who announced his unloyality to Muslims who harm anyone who is not Muslim,the army leader whose will was to his soldiers..(never fight a woman,elder,or a child..and don't break trees,or green fields)!
      The one who said..(any Muslim hurt anyone who is not Muslim,so he Hurts me..!!)
      Peace be upon his pure soul.

      By Banyadam 1165058698 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Of course God had a sense of humour

    You've seen a flacid pen*s, haven't you?

    By madhatter 1138387679 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Clear conscience.

    I am going to stick my neck out and be brutally honest, Christians worship Christ in 'spirit and reality'. I made some strong comments under the 'Jesus Christ (someone should learn to spell) Super Star' video, it was blasphemous and filthy portraying Christ the way they did, and i stick by them. Yet i laughed at this, i would be lying if i said i did'nt, making my comments hypocritical. The only reason i could find to 'why laugh at this and condemn the other' was of course that first Arnie is funny at the best of times and second it was actually refreshing to see someone dedicated to defending Christ with all their might, and who better but a terminator. If only it had happened like that 2000 years ago, instead he WAS betrayed by a very good friend and deserted by all His friends, except His Father, just when He needed them and finally murdered on a cross. He was a young man when this happened. But all said and done Arnie is right, don't worry He will be back but i don't think many will be laughing then according to the Bible's description. The people were shouting "Hosanna to the King" at one stage and hours later "Crucify Him". If only Christians defended His Name and Testimony as forcefully as Arnie defended His physical life in this video.

    By Ebony 1138129215 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Check

      Defending of course without the double-barrel shot gun. Down grade to lots of love and a water-pistol.

      By Ebony 1138155724 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Opps

      Wrong video listed above- 'Jesus Must Survive', pays not to be a smart ass.

      By Ebony 1138158281 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • OMG

      that was absolutel hilarious... although i would have been trying to help the soldiers...

      By rybin 1187966779 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Tsk Tsk

      .

      By Daniyel 1138654424 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • TSK TSK ?

      Daniyel, liked your article to 'flashkick' on the 'Jesus must survive' video. Ebony is the name of my female cat so i forgive you for commenting 'in her post' when replying to him, hard to tell if someone is male or female on the web: should have read 'in his post'.
      That was'nt what i wanted to say to you, i want to ask what on earth is TSK TSK doing under my 'Clear consciense' comment, you are making me doubt my clear conscience! Was it the word Ass, if so i change it to Backside and apologise: does'nt fit the comment as well if that was where you were coming from. E.
      P.S. I also thought i should have written UP-GRADE to lots of love and a water-pistol in the 'Check' comment: no one is perfect except Christ.

      By Ebony 1138669384 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • No wonder

    we doom
    ourselves when
    nothing is
    sacred.

    By S.C. 1118296368 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

    LOOK!! GOD HAS A GREAT SINCE OF HUMOR. HE MADE US!!
    I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE IF THEY MADE IT!!
    I LOVE TO LAUGH. I DO NOT THINK THEY DID THIS CLIP TO MOCK THE LORD. SILLY WHIGHT RABBIT, MAKE US LAUGH
    SOME MORE PLEASE. LAUGH,SEX,NO WAR!!! WHAT SAY YOU
    ALL?? (IN GOD WE TRUST) IF YOU CARE GO TO
    WWW.CHERUBS.ORG SAVE A CHILDS LIFE !! GIVE !!
    TELL THEM MARCO SENT YA!! GO WITH GOD!!

    By marco444 1116356129 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i now it's un wise to leave a coment

    forgive me lord .. this was really funny ... lol

    By avrodita 1115159147 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ÀÔÔÒÀÐ ÆÆ...

    Ïèñè èñ÷î!

    By HAXyu! 1113308499 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • very nicely done

    yeah.....chill
    get a sense of humor
    loooosen up

    By wildkat 1113174491 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • no sense of humour

    Jesus some on you people need to get a life and a sense of humour

    By Thunder Down Under 1112969856 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • VERY HILARIOUS!

    Thought this clip was really funny. Good humor is rare on here.

    By TOECHEESE 1112662480 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Sad when you laugh at your creator! One ...

    God may have a sence of humor, but do not think you can mock HIS SON JESUS!

    By U.S.A 1104650377 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • T3 and Jesus

    Offensive and in really poor taste!!! Shame on you White Rabbit

    By mfkhl 1096579799 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • well done

    really good and not done offensively! Quite funny

    By 1096109360 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • T3 & Jesus

    LMAO! 2-COOL! But shouldn't it be T4?

    By insanarts 1096105968 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Yeah.... they really need to make this.

    I am sure they'd make a lot of money making such a parody... Love this clip... very hilarious.

    By Verteidiger des Blà 1091207302 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Its so funny

    that I can't stop looking at it :)))

    By Mircea_Kitsune 1156176294 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Super funny :))

    This is one of the funniest things ever ^^ I'm also a Terminator fan but this is really really good :)

    By Mircea_Kitsune 1156159375 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ohhh

    Judas betrayed Jesus??? bad Judas

    By MetaM 1155389414 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • religion.

    religion is sensitive. it should respect it and abide by it . if not do not critize , that is what the whole movie is about.

    By ritu 1126067667 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • forget youre religion

    issa jesus
    forget youre religion the only religion who will be accept is the islam

    By morocco4ever 1168714100 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • oh jesus arnold !

    this is soooo funny ,, it made me laugh my ass off .. god where can i see the whole movie

    By the bullshitter 1167155256 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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