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Why John McCain Won't Win the General Election

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There are 3 reasons why McCain won't win the general election in November.

1. Women.
2. Women.
3. Women.

1. McCain is dangerous for women. He opposed equal pay for equal work, opposes reproductive rights for women, and thinks it is OK to make jokes about bombing Iran. WOMEN and children are often the innocent victims of indiscriminate, deadly bombing attacks...

2. Women who supported Hillary Clinton, Democrats, would love to vote for him but can not forget that McCain voted to impeach Hillary's husband, Bill Clinton, for cheating with Monica. This was hypocrisy because McCain divorced his first wife, Carol, after cheating on Carol with Cindy, his second wife!

3. McCain famously referred to his second wife, Cindy, as a "C--NT" and to Senator Hillary Clinton as a "BI-CH! ('nuff said)

BONUS TRACK: McCain has recently admitted he doesn't even know how to use a computer.

McCain has admitted he knows little about the economy.

McCain wants to make the Bush tax cuts permanent.

McCain thinks our present health care system is adequate.

McCain voted against veterans in 2004, 2005,2006, and 2007. He missed a vote on a new GI Bill in the Senate for a new GI Bill to provide better education benefits for returning veterans, many of whom are WOMEN...

McCain needs women, but his policies (George Bush clone) make him a very unattractive candidate...

Condi Rice, (a Black WOMAN) was offered the VP slot on McCain's GOP Dream Ticket - but refused the honor(?) of becoming the first African American (ever) & First Female to possibly become VP of the USA...

Ann Coulter, called "Mrs. Right" by Time Magazine, famously stated she would campaign actively for Hillary Clinton if McCain won the GOP nomination...

The GOP? What about the Republican Party?

John and Cindy McCain didn't vote for Bush. Rumor has it that the WOMEN in the Bush family are planning on returning the favor...

Women-Women-Women: 3 reasons why McCain won't win the General Election...

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*** Music is "Pacific Wind" by Ryan Farish.
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*** All of the above facts were fact checked by using Google Search engine...

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Why John McCain Won't Win the General Election

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  • Which American Dream

    Which American Dream? Spreading the wealth or spreading the worth?

    The question on the two presidential tickets is: do you want CEOs to build their personal wealth or do you want to be able to build your own net worth?

    The McCain ticket wants 4 more years of the get rich quick schemes with big business building the CEO's personal wealth on the back of the losses of others. He calls any program to encourage business reinvestment simply "spreading the wealth."

    The Obama ticket says that when your small business makes over $250K, you should continue to grow your net worth by investing more into the business that you own and the one you want to grow. Everyone knows that taxes on businesses come only on the net gain after expenses. If you are getting successful and want to keep your tax level below the $250K then any tax planner will tell you all you have to do is reinvest in your business. Thereby growing your net worth rather than counting all your money like some "scroodge McDuck" whose personal wealth is more important to him than the American dream.

    Let's get some steady leadership. This election, vote for Obama.

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  • Do you really think

    women of the u.s.a. give a F**k how the women of hollywood vote.... get your head out of your ass

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    • Women of the USA

      Your comment, if I may refer to your remarks as a, "comment", speaks volumes about who you are as an individual. More to the point, I won't dignify your expletive by responding in like, however, it's people like you, who think they know what "women give a F**k about", that will be watching on 1.20.09 as Obama takes the oath of Office as the 44th President of the USA. But of course, women don't give a F**k about that, right?

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