I'm Voting Republican Because Ann Coulter Is Voting Democrat

This is my vote Against Ann Coulter. Republican Ann Coulter is voting Democrat 2008 (a lot of Republicans are). When I vote Republican she will really be ticked! She hates John McCain. Says he's destroying the Republican party. Says he's not a true conservative. Hmm, Ann will be highly pissed off, ticked off, when she finds out I voted Republican just so I could spite her.

Who needs equal pay for equal work anyway? I'm a man.

What do I care if Republicans won't let women choose what to do with their bodies? I'm a man.

What do I care about freedom of speech? I don't gossip or talk a lot, I'm a man.

Who needs the Constitution anyway when the government tells you what to do? The Constitution only gets in the way of running the country.

Ask George Bush. He had to get permission from Congress before he could Bomb Iraq. Imagine that.

Everyone knows Saddam had them Weapons of Mass Destruction but Bush (another real man)couldn't bomb fast enough and the Iraqis hid them WMD in a cave somewhere.

What do I care if Republicans keep this country in Iraq for another 100 years? I'm a man - Bomb Iran I say.

What do I care if my children don't learn anything in Republican schools? They can join the military and go to Iraq, travel, see the world, it's an adventure.

What do I care about Health Care? I'm a man, aint I? Only women go to hospitals!

What do I care about VA hospitals - real men die on the battlefield!

What do I care if John McCain divorced his first wife Carol when she was old, fat and crippled, then married Cindy 5 weeks later for her money and called her a cun** (in public) and Hillary a bitc*** (in public), loses his temper, accepted 300 Thousand dollars from Clayton Williams and refused to give it back even though Clayton joked about Rape: Quote: "Rape? It's like the weather. If it's inevitable, lay back and enjoy it".

George Bush, John McCain and Clayton Williams are real men. Real Men (especially Republican Real Men) gotta stick together.

So Ann, I'm voting Republican, ya hear me. How do you like that Ann? I'm voting Republican! I'm a real man, so: Lay Back and Enjoy It!