Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Deutsche Untertitel (Updated)

this in English many times. I think it's even funnier in German

Guy in the world.
Jefafa DunHaammm Ha uhHa! (Peanut)
He has become alot better at through the years..
Love this video..
<3

Read Freud.
Young have experiences through adolescence.

you remind me of nick from freaks and geeks lol, had to put that out there

Congratulations!
Your house represents you, the roof gone indicates your desire for lucidity. Remember, everyone in your dreams is YOU. Flying represents transcendence. The 'ceiling' is merely the limitation you manifested at the moment you were in direct contact with the unknown of your own subconsciousness. If you had passed beyond this manifested limitation, you would have transcended from your 'in-dream' ego to the Observer (true self). Third eye pried wide open, yo!

WHAT COLOR IS UR AUREA?

-JeanLiu-

Hell, if you got good enough at it you could make your own girl to do it with.

Iv had dreams like these....Iv also had repetative dreams...And so on....-_- Cant think right now sorry

yes.

yo can u have sex in lucid dream???

yo i can u have sex in lucid dream??

She wasn't...I've had a hard time finding evidence that you can have simultaneous dreams (lucid or non), although I have heard it has happened to people.

Astral projection *is* awesome =) Although now as time goes on the definitions seem to blend together..they are all interconnected in this sort of disconnected dimension that we can experience. It's awesome =)

how long does it take to have a lucid dream

yo was u gf dreaming the same thing u was dreaming or it was just u own dream.... i had a astral once and a lucid and it was fucking awesome it way better then sex

by any chance , since your experienced can you go into peoples dreams n stuff like that. also do you feel yourself leaving your body? i do

i had one tonight , there incredible !!! until i began to fall but still....
good vid man. im trainin in it to see if i can get into my friends dreams or something

well.. i think i got like half-aware, when i started the journey upwards.. i guess thats why i got a little afraid of the height...
MM =).. this is so nice now when i think about it. im gonna start trying to focus my dreams more from now on.. allso watched waking life for the 4th time today =)

Wow, sounds cool!! =) If, *during* the dream, you knew you were dreaming (and you didn't wake up right away), that would be a lucid dream. Did you know you were dreaming?

roots.. after a long time of flying, above the clouds, it sort of appeared floating islands, with either a couple or just one tree on them... also there the flying tree noticed i was there.. so he put me down on one of the flying islands (for safteyreasons) and he said to me "YOU CANT BE HERE, ITS NOT SAFE FOR YOU" and i woke up..
dunno if that is what people would call a lucid dream, but as i recall, i did make choises inside.... so... also, it was really scarry hanging in thoose roots =)

arm, it kinda fell of... anyway i talked to one of them, and she said she was dead, and asked me to come get her, at like the land of the dead or something... i knew that it would be far up in the sky, so i found this tree - this flying tree, and i grabbed on to its

now that i read this, i acually remember a dream i had a couple of nights ago.. it was kinda like a dream landscape (nothing really real-looking), very plain, sort of like animated.. anyway, i remember i talked to 2 dead girls, they were half rotten.. like thier skin looked ok, but when i grabbed one

It's so cool to hear other people's experience of lucid dreaming. I've gotten to the point where i can control physical objects, for example; changing the tv channels with my mind or moving a cup. Flying is one of my favorite things to do in dreams, but I've always been scared to fly too high (when im flying outside), i would love to hear more about the invisible wall you hit when you couldn't fly anymore.

I am looking for advance lucid dreamers like myself to share dreams and thoughts. I have been dreaming lucid for over 20 years and want to know what other can do with their dreams Thanks

Thanks for sharing this. I have had lots of experience in my life with lucid dreaming and with lots of other things related to the consciousness that you may find of interest, judging from your videos. I am going to subscribe to your videos. You may like to check out mine. Best wishes. LS

i had a half lucid dream, i dun remember exactly but my friend was talking to me and something told me i was dreaming and i told her to change to my bro and she was like morphing into my bro and then i guess i got too excited and woke up

That's awesome. =) It just goes to show you how someone's whole world can revolve around their own mind, especially when they're dreaming. "Real" is whatever you want it to be. =)

i had a LD 1 nite time and i was outside of my house with 2 dream characters.I was talkin to them, n then i stopped n realized i was dreaming.I was like "This is a dream n I'm dreaming" I got excited n i told them to watch me, as my first reaction to it i ran,jumped in the air n flew. It didnt last long but the experience was REAL.i mean it was the coolest thing ever. I think i lost control of it while i was flying everything aroun me was swirling into like a tunnel of scenery of my imagination!

Incredible. I've also became lucid very many times in dreams and have willed myself to fly. I know what you mean about just flying without flapping wings. A few times I would get too high and couldn't come back down to the ground. I would gain too much speed coming down and become frightened. I've finally came down safely in one the other night. YES