In case you don't know how to pee, standing up, this guide will show you exactly how to do so, in just a few easy steps.
This is a dubbed version (but you'll mostly be hearing a narrator, so you won't notice it that much), the original version is in Danish, but this version is in English (in case you weren't sure and didn't bother to start the vid to check)
Michael Daniel Mortensen
AnakiXTaiji (Andy Noguera)
(Yes, I have permission to use the music)