Welcome To The Jungle! [18+]

As a kid titties never gave me nightmares, but this S**t would have.

i been watching tities from when I was six. And I turned out okay... im a pedophile, necrophile, zoophile and a serial killer.


nah.... just kidding.... im only a serial killer

someone normal here!!! Thanks!

yeah!!!

yeah!!!

yeah!!!

Metacafe listened!

I agree

and I'd wake up with somthing stiff to contend with.. that was not harmfull but now days in the usa T & A are censored but violence murder mayhem is allowed and it is so backward that it is pathetic... can't see a beautifull boob but kids can see a car bomb blow some one up and mass other violence wtf eh!!!

know what that stands for??
Take a guesse.

some of these videos are a quite OUCH!

so F**k all the rest

While we are having s e x if that's what you meant! lol

take it easy buddy, i clicked on the wrong link.you don't have to defend yourself, don't be so pissed off.take care

ok sorry then ;-)

why does everything have to be censored?so what, she showed her boobies.oh no!!!!

or is my english sooooo bad?

I SAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY BOOBIES ARE FILTERED!!!!!

now i really don't know how to make it more clear!

My point was if people is really so conservative as to "mature filer" women breast why they don't filter then this, but just because i think that people n a k e d is nothing insulting, unnatural, or other wise hurting at all. Everyone comes to this world naked and what's the big deal? I understand you don't want your kids watch a couple making love since they could beguin to ask questions that would embarrass you, but someone n a k e d ? just without clothes? Do you think your kids are so stupid that they don't know that underneath all these clothes there is a body? I think with all these tabus you make it more exciting because is prohibited and people loves to do things prohibited, specially teenagers.
Ok i hope i've make my point clear this time...

The replies were not pertaining to your comment but to the joke about what song.

It doesn't take much to confuse around here. A quick photo of a woman of any nationality can quickly become world war III by the time we get to the bottom of the page. The usual ethnocentric prejudices and comments of bigoted racial or religious hatred quickly develop allowing freedom of expression among friends.

But i gess people like sandric3004 still missed it since he replies me that so i though i might have writed it wrong or something...
Btw really nice comment, i had to read it 3 times to understand what you meant (too much new vocabulary for a poor bartender from barcelona, he, he, but i love the "wickipedia online")

Actually I read it back four times and I still have no idea! I do admire the people like yourself from so many different countries that write so well in English when I am sure it must be the second (or third) language for you.

Yo hablo solomente un poco Espanol pero you puedo. Hablo mas Spanglish.

well then i gess i also speak spanglish, he, he and a part of spanish and catalan (both my mother languages) i speak spangerman, spanfrench, and a bit of spannorwegian ;-)

i met a girl once that instead of "spangerman" called "sperman" my friends and i were laughting for days...

that he replied the wrong person so it's everything ok now! ;-)

SHUT THE F**k UP

I love to talk and create polemic. lol
If you don't like me don't read me! ;-)

CENSORSHIP CAUSES BLINDNESS.

should be called

"Compilation of people getting hurt"

accidental death happens, and you can't avoid that. the fact that people caught it on video tape and then decided to put that video on the internet is astonishing.
i can not honestly say that i don't think a car flying through the air and wiping out a bleacher full of nuns, children and puppys is "amusing" not necessarily funny. but what makes something amusing... beyond your silly adjectives to what really makes you want to watch something and that makes that good entertainment.

a fat guy falls off a diving board, cut to the next scene. (studio audience laughs).

the fat guy hit his neck on the diving board, was knocked unconcious... almost drown, if it weren't for the CPR trained lifeguard on duty, and is now paralyzed for the rest of his life... not so funny now eh?

... if none of that made any sense, its becuase im high. if it did, its because im a genius. or vice versa.

???????????????

whatever but that has nothing to do with my point which was: if this is not mature why a girl showing her breast is? It also "happens" as you said and you can avoid that. But what would you rather watch? someone dying or a beautiful thing? since you are a high genious (or viceversa) you might not really be a reference anyway lol

There was absolutely nothing 'outrageous' in this video. Maybe it is your capitalism that needs filtering and not the video?

are you talking about? what has to do what i said with economical politics of the country that i come from, or the one i live in (which are diferent)? who are you replying?

But you were right.. no one said "it's gay! " but some idiot asked "what song! " lol

I've said it!!! LOL
;-)

I KNEW it !!! (I received 10 or 12 emails because of you !! and the thing is I love Guns and Roses )

If you play with fire....
I don't like guns and roses, 13 years ago about, my best friend used to play it all the time and again and again and again and we all got fed up with them, i had enought G

IAdoorU!

I would classify "mature" as the following: "Anything you don't want your 5 or less year old kid to see."

I don't want a 5 year old seeing "one girl n a k e d"

I wouldn't really want a 5 year old seeing all this, either.

So, I would agree. This clip could use a "mature" tag. However, any nudity or references to sexual behavior should also be tagged "mature".

teorically, this website is for people over 13 anyway and the mature should be for people over 18 (i don't think a 5yo is mature, sorry) and in some places in america over 21. Well if i had a son tha is 15, so alowed to watch metacafe but not mature yet, i rather have him watching girls in topless (here there is not even porn) than this. I didn't say that this should be mature filtered, but why girls naked? If you go in europe to any beach most of people are almost naked (girls in topless) and in a few full naked. Families go there too and noone seem to be affected for the rest of theis lives....

Ok here are all the filered words:
-t o p l e s s
-p o r n
-n a k e d
-t o p l e s s
-n a k e d

Just fill the gaps

(by the way 5 yo don't have problems watching someone naked for them is natural (and i meant only naked, not having s e x, 40 yo do have problems for some reason...)

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;-(

Well some people died in that video. The guy trying to parasute out of the plane and getting caught for one

I have seen the actual footage an story on tv the gut did not die it was at a american air base and he had to ditch the plane like that so it not hit the fans in the stand which is where it was heading!! The guy lived and was not seriously hurt!!

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Micheal Flatley's lord of the flaming dance?

lol

FOR ALL THE IDIOTS REPLYING "WHY SHOULD THIS VIDEO BE MATURE" READ MY COMMENTS FIRST!!!!!!
ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED??? I MEANT WHY A NIPPLE SLIP WHERE YOU DONT SEE A NIPPLE AT ALL IS MATURE FILTERED!!!!
READ A BIT MORE BEFORE YOU ANSWER!!!
(well this time was in capital letters, for me that's about it, i think is clear enought ... )
Slowly i'm getting tired of the subject and so far only a few have actually got to the point... I wonder how you guys read, and i though my english was bad being from barcelona and everithing...

y dont we put aside all the fussing and fuding and enjoy the music all together now tie me kangeroow down sport tie me kangaro down or maybe welcome 2 the jungle we got fun and games!!!

I read your entire pathetic contribution, and there is no content in that clip that you can't see on the TV news, so why filter it?? if it is nudity you are concerned with, there is none of that either. if you are so tired of this subject then you don't have to reply do you? idiot.

"an idiot escaped from the loony bin... " and his nick is teknocat (because he is still lost and have no clue what i meant and if he do have a clue then he is a case lost, good only for scientific investigation ...sad)

what for??? were you watching the same clip as me??? go back to your hole and play tiddly winks and watch your old flinstones videos...

FOR ALL THE IDIOTS REPLYING "WHY SHOULD THIS VIDEO BE MATURE" READ MY COMMENTS FIRST!!!!!!
ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED??? I MEANT WHY A NIPPLE SLIP WHERE YOU DONT SEE A NIPPLE AT ALL IS MATURE FILTERED!!!!
READ A BIT MORE BEFORE YOU ANSWER!!!
(well this time was in capital letters, for me that's about it, i think is clear enought ... )
Slowly i'm getting tired of the subject and so far only a few have actually got to the point... I wonder how you guys read, and i though my english was bad being from barcelona and everithing...

really

im rally sorry to tell u m8 that if u find theses images hard and disturbing.. OFFICIALLY.. I DECLARE YOU A SISSY!!

My point was why there is mature filter for women showing a nipple (call me sissy but i love women)
So i love to watch women and you love to watch this... who is the sissy? (and who is sick?)
Think before you answer (so you can make a smart one or at least a really stupid nasty one for the entertainment of the masses) lol

The clips were cut too short, it was like playing half the chorus of the song....

what are talking about oh and by the way

Guns

if is about my first comment read the rest of them and you will find out (although i thought i was clear enought)

lol

Look what you started with a simple question which I am sure you asked in fun! The rest of the page has gone guns n roses wild. I thought it was run n noses!!!

: )

Yes and "is fake" and So gay"!!!
We got all clichés now!
;-)

i luv reading your comment's you must have a wicked sense of humour..

..."Welcome to the jungle" (appropriately enough)
By Guns N Roses, from a few years ago. You're gonna have to look up on gracenote.com or other web service to find what album it came from.... clue, it isn't either of the "Illusions" it's before that.

GUNS & ROSES! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! AXEL ROSE!

AXL ROSE

lets not forget slash and the gang.... oh and slash again... as he is possible one of the greatest guitar players the world has ever seen!

ok he's a great player, but no one's better than Angus of AC/DC

I am waiting for some on to through Jimmy into the mix

that is the sound of guns n roses the best rock band ever. the song is welcome to the jungle

u idiots. he was joking idiot. idiots idiots.

guns n roses fans. theyre such idiots!

and besides, Swanie is a "she" not a "he."

: )

Sorry folks, internal jocke here!
(but that was a killer!) ;-)
1for the granma
0 for the barman

(i love your comments)

You must be young to think people of all ages would know the song and group, lol.

by guns and roses

is said snap first so i win ;-)

Guns and roses, welcome to the jungle

It amuses me.

I wonder what's so amusing...

Many become doctors, surgeons, and nurses ...

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HE JUST A LOSER. THATS WHY HE KILLED HIMSELF..

he couldn't stand listening to axholes patethic voice.
STFU!

How dare you insult Guns and Roses , mortal ! Naw, I'm joking, they're OK but Kurt Cobain is a pansy....

You are probably one of those people who watch funniest home videos and laughs!!! whats the differance? people get hurt, people laugh, but on tv its ok as it is cute little kids or animals or oldies and they win prizes so thats all good huh? none of the people in this vid die i have seen them all before.

If you kill your pet dog everytime you don' like a video because is fake you must spend a fortune buying so much pets (but then you also save lots of money in food) lol
I'm sorry for your pet dog
(when i've read your comment i almost felt of my chair of laughting!!!)

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yeah, yeah you are