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The Kung Fu Master
- Heeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I have seen the movie .... great .....and i have got all the videos of shaolin soccer from metacafe
By oo00oo_krrish_oo00oo 1155980634 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1856564- 0
- better than
kung fu hustle
By demoyeah 1162108535 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2534469- 0
- the hell
i thought soccer was for mexican people
By teajay22 1155832043 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove2254869- 0
- LOL?
..what?
By JNinja 1213086080 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
'Soccer' Came from the english sport, Football, the americans just re-named it because they already had a sport called Football.
Soccer is for everyone, idiot.8891821 - 1
this is a good movie but,the kung fu hustle is way better.
By florand 1154075022 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
LOL
FUNNY
Giving shao lin a bad name
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Please watch the whole show 1st to get the story right before making any remarks. Also, just like Quentin Tarantino, Stephen Chow makes a lot of historic references and researches to his movie, so it is important to buck up on your knowledge before you watch a film.
1st and foremost you need to know is chinese martial art, particularly shaolin. The "wind" that blows on the villain's hair is actually the the "qi" or "chi" from the kick. Also, in Shao Lin the trainees get to choose their own Shao Lin skill specialisation, and for this character Stephen Chow is acting on specialises in the so-called "Powerful Gigant Legs" which in the show it portrays in the way that these inheriters of the Shao Lin skills have trained the skills to a high level, hence Stephen choose to exaggerate the movements so to give visual sensation from the impacts of the skills.
This show is widely recognised in the chinese film industry as a breakthrough in kung-fu, action and special effects films, before the "Kung-Fu Hustle". The story is good, too.
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- yes big break through
yes big break through in chinse comedy film
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Well, there is many Chinese internal martial arts out there varying in interpretation of the concept Chi/Ki/Qi. I know of the concept of extending Qi in Aikido, but some books never actually specify how it would manifest, like "wind", or other forms. Also, the practice of Qigong, widely used for healing purposes, is well known in China and uses heat as means.
By dragon23 1163806708 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove"Qi" is manifested from the diaphram. It is similar to singing, by which you can "push" the "Qi" (air) to either your abs, chest, throat, nose or head and synchronising it with your voice to form projection from the particular area you use (for example, if you "push" it to the head, what you sing will be termed 'head voice'). Saying so, the mastering of "Qi" and utilizing it is not something one can achieve in a short period of time. The only way to train the utilizing of "Qi" is to meditate and keeping on attempting to "push" and synchronise with your body movements. Meditation, in this sense, is extremely important as it will improve your stamina and how much you can feel the "Qi" travelling within your body.
By weerock 1163822203 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeshould be 'diafram'
By weerock 1163823054 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou're understanding of the word is quite different from texts I've come across. Like in Japan, "Qi" is what encompasses everything, the primordial energy that constitutes the atoms which makes up the human body, or "ki of the universal." People are but a small portion of the "ki of the universal." Think of it as the ocean. A person is only a handful of water encapsulated by a body. To remove yourself from the ki of the unviersal, or not having mind and body in sync, the water (you)become vapid; a rationale why people become sick, or do not heal quickly. By using breathing techniques and meditation, you must focus in the upper navel, where the "ki of the universal" enters and rejuvenates the person and awakens their innate human gifts.
But I agree, Qi practitioners train years to reach a state where they are almost one with their bodies, or as close as it could be.
i thought he wanted to play football he just could of kicked the S**t out of the first one not the hole team wtf
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u think its crazy that the great wall of china is broke
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i havent seen this movie but it looks like it S**ks
By sk11 1156887084 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
i love this movie ive watched it like 50 times
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i'v seen this movie bifor! this movie is funny and coooooooooooooooooooooooool
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stepping side kick
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If he kicked the ball that hard,his foot would break before the brick wall,because it'd be just like kicking the wall with his foot.try kicking a wall you may understand what i mean,i know this is just a scene from some strange movie,but still.
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- not the foot!
actually i guess the ball will explode because of the powerful kick!
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i got the movie i got the movie yay mememememe
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He must of been wearing the new hurricane shoes.
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The making of a successfull spirit and soul. Bring it on through universal language for all, FOOTBALL!
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- funny
wtf the wall just falls down when he takes the can out of it and he does'nt kick him on the head the wind just blows but VERY!!! funny
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this movie rocks from start to finish.
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japanese name for it above - normal is shaolin soccer. i laughed at the change thing so much!! fn weirdos! still extremely funny!
By Great ME 1149599860 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
remind me about the cartoon soccer movie CAPTAIN MAJED !!!!
By cosar 1149541744 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- yes isent captain mejd arabic
arabic
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This is a human version of holly
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mi copete me hablo, quiero copete
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'cause those two are totally emaciated,
Less tofu, more beef!!!!
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THere was a fart sequence too in the original, i guess they removed it, it was much better original and with subtitles.
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its first time i see combination of fart en socker kung fu
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I LAUGHED SO F**kING HARD
NO WAY
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I liked a bunch of the gags in that scene, especially the last one. "Are you robbing me?" "I guess so."
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- its are you stealing my money...
dumbass
By the dunce 1149648908 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove766873 - 1
but i hate how there voice dont move with their mouths.....
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- That would be
because it is dubbed. They are actually speaking cantonese.
By macwemyss 1151961348 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove1690485 - 1
good action
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iwatched the whole movie and it was awesome!! stephen chao's movie's are ever great and funny
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It's the first time I have seen people convert all the dialogue in a Hong Kong movie into English.
Good job to whoever did it.
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This is just part of the movie. The end of the movie is more attactive.
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nar its jst killed th joke
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That Was Weird
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1-the guys fliyng out, looked like cartoons [bad effect]
2-resistant ball [GODDAMN, THAT BALL CRACKED THE WALL, AND STILL AS NEW?]
3-"Have you got any change???!!!!!!!!"
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- dood
the effects are all part of the humor of the movie...it's making fun of all the "chinese kung-fu" movies out there...
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