HEIDI MONTAG: "I'M VOTING FOR JOHN McCAIN"

What would Ann Coulter say if she heard Heidi Montag say, "I'm a Republican and I'm voting for John McCain"...

Would Ann kindly point out to Heidi that John McCain doesn't like Republicans? Or that Republicans don't like John McCain? Or that Republicans believe John McCain will destroy the Republican party? Or that the thought of John McCain being President "sends chills down the spines" of REPUBLICANS?

Or would Ann simply look at you, roll her eyes, cross and uncross her legs a couple of times, then recross her legs (again) while brushing her hair out of her face and say:

"If John and the Devil himself were running, I'd vote for the Devil over John McCain."

Heidi, you would understand Ann Coulter. What Ann means is this:

AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT THE DEVIL STANDS FOR!

The only sure thing about what a John McCain as President would do is this:

START WORLD WAR III!

(Everything else is anybody's guess and it doesn't matter if a Republican or a Democrat is doing the guessing)

On the other hand, Heidi Montag, if you were simply endorsing John McCain as a Pulicity-Seeking Stunt - it worked...

By the way, John McCain had no idea who you were, that you sing, and he LAUGHED about you being - Quote - "A Talented Actress...
don't feel bad about John though.

Besides John McCain laughing at your endorsement, he joked about wife-beating, called Hillary a B**CH, and called his wife a C**NT (in public). Somehow I think you got the most respect, more than Hillary or Cindy...