The Perfect Blind Date

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Blind Dates, Perfect, Dinner, Restaurants, Man Stroke Woman

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Oh, I've been in her shoes. After a million horrible blind dates, finally a smart guy comes along. Or something like that.

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  2. Categories Comedy
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  4. Added :02-Jun-06
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  • That would be the door

    ROFL...

    By Slinkys 1149332455
  • Dude...

    He is so stupid... haha

    By Tommy96 1149231213
  • The name of the show is

    Man Stroke Woman. very funny. and yes, the he just can't resist her breasts is the same show. and the one with the dog menu thing.

    By taltalk 1149226757
  • Now THAT was funny!

    I didn't expect that at all. That's what makes it funny. The sitcoms today are the same old stuff rehashed, but this...this is good stuff. What is the name of that show? I have to know! lol roflcopter!

    By Nigh 1149220054
  • The guy

    is also the same guy in "He Just Can't Resist Her Breasts". Does anyone know what his name is?

    By goatpoop 1149217223
  • aahahahahah

    thats worse then coronation street...i still dunno what their saying but they use funny words and faces. lol

    By richii_kins 1149216973
  • He's actually really smart.

    He needed a way to ditch the girl...

    she doesn't like stupid... so he plays along! :D

    By guns1inger 1149215370
  • haha

    this guy is good. anyone know the name of the show?

    By lenny the sea lion 1149177593
    • Man stroke woman

      its an english show called man stroke woman

      By Onelly 1149256077
    • yes!

      made me laugh out loud

      By bellaragazza 1149217085
    • The Perfect Blind Date??

      .

      By DislexicRaptor 1149216467
  • hahaha!

    that was great!

    By jp009 1149689858
  • HAHAHA

    HhAAHHHAAHAH hAHAaHH

    By Em1n3m 1149264945
  • haha

    Love it

    By kika2 1149257800
  • She spoke

    too soon! lol

    By bumble 1149255791
  • Translation, for those that didn't follo...

    Her: "Thing is, all of the guys I've gone out with recently have been unbelievably stupid. I think your different, touch wood (knock on wood)"

    Him: “Oh, that would be the door…” (He thinks her knocking on the table is someone at the door… making him unbelievably stupid like all of the other guys that she has been dating.).

    By Eric4x4 1149250598
    • Great translation!!!!

      You must be very GIFTED. You can translate spoken English into written English. I hope one day i can do the same. Did you have to go to a SPECIAL school when you were young? like because you had SPECIAL NEEDS? """"(:)@

      By Teddy_bare 1149442592
    • Insightful!

      First off, I took the comment as something to make it searchable. However, the previous comment below actually asks what's said. Maybe knock on wood isn't a universal thing or they haven't heard of it. Maybe they don't speak English too well. That would explain the gobblty gook characters as probably being from a language other than English, though he did miss the first line.

      Eric4x4's profile quotes: "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."

      Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

      By Snowie0wl 1215258524
    • g**k

      Gobbledygook is the correct spelling. It's not a racist term at all. See Wikipedia for information on it's use and origins.

      By Snowie0wl 1215259237
    • FYI

      Just so my reply above makes sense, "Gobblty gook" was censored as "Gobblty g**k" when I posted 1 year ago.

      By Snowie0wl 1259225606
    • Funny dude

      enjoyed that more than the clip. thanks

      By dont believe a word 1152429539
    • Mister

      You areso smart!!!
      How did you know all that?
      WOW!

      By Maksim 1149269213
  • wth r they saying?

    wut did she say before she knocked the table? "well touch wood"?

    By broken 1149235177
    • hmmm

      seems like a 'touching your woodie' joke isn't too far away

      By get over it 1150623036
    • touch wood

      it's the same thing as "knock on wood", for good luck

      By bfd9911 1150204132
    • touch wood

      when u like something you touch wood in order not to jynx it, and thats wat she did in order not to jynx him for thinking he was smart, but he thought it was the door lol... that was comedy:D umm i think i got something wrong in my story up there someone correct me:P

      By cactai 1149249466
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