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Actually it was a girl that looks exactly like her.
Only shorter... And kind of heavier... Fatter that is.
And kind of white. Well, actually she was kind of uglier as well. I think it was a girl.
p.s. have you heard the one about a guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts
and ran up to her and asks
- sorry but I couldn't help noticing your perfect
breasts - would you let me bite them for a hundred
dolalrs
- f^$#$ off
- how about a thousand
- no way, I'm not a whore!
- how about ten thousand?!
the woman thought for a while, after all
thats a substantial amount
- well ok, but not here
so they walk into a dark alley, she takes
her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts
in the world.
The guy starts fondling and carresing them, sucking
and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
is getting a little impatien
- are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
- naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me ;)
what about the one where he asked to have sex with a girl... he said "would you have sex with me for one million dollars"... she said yes... then he went down to half a million... sure, she said, thats a lot of money... he kept going down.. 250,000.... 100,000... 10,000... finally went down to $100... insulted, the woman replied, "what do you think I am?"... the man replied, "Well, we already established that, now it's just a matter of price!"
i have never seen this guy before but he is great. witty as hell. they all actually made this hilarious, but it all started with the boob comment. haha, great stuff.
It was completely hillarious all the way through... Hugh Jackman was funny and he and Jonathon played off each other marvelously. I think Halle was a bit taken aback at first but, as you can see, she caught on quickly. And, Lorraine Kelly was fab as always.
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Jonathan Ross is a very talented guy. BBC Radio 2 show is funny!
I used the line 'Sorry, I was staring at your breasts' on who is now my present girlfriend, who asked me for the time whilst waiting at the bus stop last Summer. It was never meant as a pick-up. But then, she doesn't look like Halle Berry unfotunately. Nice baps though! :)
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He's jonathan Ross, has a friday nite talk show and also appears on other comedy shows. Extremely funny guy, cant pronounce his R's at all which is often used by others to take the piss outta him
Johnathon ross is hillarious right and for those people who dont like him just because he cant say his own name ... be ashamed... taking the mick of peoples impediments like that!! yes shame on you all ... long reign king ross
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Actually it was a girl that looks exactly like her.
Only shorter... And kind of heavier... Fatter that is.
And kind of white. Well, actually she was kind of uglier as well. I think it was a girl.
p.s. have you heard the one about a guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts
and ran up to her and asks
- sorry but I couldn't help noticing your perfect
breasts - would you let me bite them for a hundred
dolalrs
- f^$#$ off
- how about a thousand
- no way, I'm not a whore!
- how about ten thousand?!
the woman thought for a while, after all
thats a substantial amount
- well ok, but not here
so they walk into a dark alley, she takes
her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts
in the world.
The guy starts fondling and carresing them, sucking
and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
is getting a little impatien
- are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
- naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me ;)
what about the one where he asked to have sex with a girl... he said "would you have sex with me for one million dollars"... she said yes... then he went down to half a million... sure, she said, thats a lot of money... he kept going down.. 250,000.... 100,000... 10,000... finally went down to $100... insulted, the woman replied, "what do you think I am?"... the man replied, "Well, we already established that, now it's just a matter of price!"
Great joke. That's really smart! XD
now that is something, I saw the joke in picture at FUKKAD.com
Good one
good joke, I might try it some time!
I love it.
.com that must be quite something. cen u pass her number...???
that was me.....why didn't you call?
...say anything to any star no metter how big and pretentious and totally get away with it. He`s a VERY VERY funny guy
i have never seen this guy before but he is great. witty as hell. they all actually made this hilarious, but it all started with the boob comment. haha, great stuff.
Good ol John always has the funniest stuff to say. Oh, how i love british humor.
It was completely hillarious all the way through... Hugh Jackman was funny and he and Jonathon played off each other marvelously. I think Halle was a bit taken aback at first but, as you can see, she caught on quickly. And, Lorraine Kelly was fab as always.
good sense of humor, its also respectfull
I too am a great joker!
Jonathan Ross is funny as!
Halle berry needs to get her baps rite out
She has twice you know.
In Monsters ball (terrific movie) and Swordfish.
Halle does get her baps out, check out Monster's Ball, then really enjoy her moment :))
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A guy was walking down the street holding a small, cute poodle . It was just a puppy .
He saw a friend of his coming towards him .
He said to his friend, " How do you like this puppy that I got for my wife ? "
" I'd say that was a very good trade ! "
her breasts confuse me, too...
Erica Asahan wrote:
She is undeniable one of the hottest creature on the planet! Love her! Love Hugh more tho!
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love Jonathan Ross! :D
show em if ya got em i guess.. makes for good tv.
what breast?..her u mean?..huhu..more better in her "sword fish"!!
Oh the British are not afraid to say anything
nice video
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All hale the king, Johnathan Ross!!!! Fantastic.
What a sence of humor i liked that :)
I LIKE IT ALLLLLOT
simply great
Jonathan Ross is a very talented guy. BBC Radio 2 show is funny!
I used the line 'Sorry, I was staring at your breasts' on who is now my present girlfriend, who asked me for the time whilst waiting at the bus stop last Summer. It was never meant as a pick-up. But then, she doesn't look like Halle Berry unfotunately. Nice baps though! :)
I think halle berry can get any man to lose their train of thought!!!
my my but they were rather huge...
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GREAT CAPTURE OF A VIDEO for display here...
It's pretty good and it should be at least near a "5". Just goes to show that some can take a joke and not feel so sensitive in today's modern world.
We're not living in the 1800s.
hahahah and he actually admitted it
If I said that to Halle Berry I would probably be slapped by her.
how was that funny?
how the hell is that funny, dry...
This happens to me all of the time when I see a woman as beautifull as Halle, how can a human being grow so awsome...?????
heloo
ay body can do some translation i'm lost
The Dox, hahahaha you made me laugh. Funny vid.
totally lost.... wht was he saying!!
Just don't let her drive
Pretty funny guy. Is he some late night talk show host in England?
He's jonathan Ross, has a friday nite talk show and also appears on other comedy shows. Extremely funny guy, cant pronounce his R's at all which is often used by others to take the piss outta him
Johnathon ross is hillarious right and for those people who dont like him just because he cant say his own name ... be ashamed... taking the mick of peoples impediments like that!! yes shame on you all ... long reign king ross
I am missing out on some of the words Jonathan Ross is sayin... could someone write it down for me... Plz !!!!!! :)
hes honest
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Well you better start spelling her name right then!
oh man thats great!
lol
Kind of sad when you can't even spell her name right. I wonder what she'd think of you?
Halle's surname is not really Berry. It's Tosis. Halle Tosis. Geddit? I'll get me coat.
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Not many men can get away with saying "Sorry I was just staring at your breasts"