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Halle Berry was on a British talk show with Hugh Jackman, promoting X-Men 3, and in the middle of a question, the interviewer got so distracted he couldn't even remember the topic of the conversation.
Actually it was a girl that looks exactly like her.
Only shorter... And kind of heavier... Fatter that is.
And kind of white. Well, actually she was kind of uglier as well. I think it was a girl.
p.s. have you heard the one about a guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts
and ran up to her and asks
- sorry but I couldn't help noticing your perfect
breasts - would you let me bite them for a hundred
dolalrs
- f^$#$ off
- how about a thousand
- no way, I'm not a whore!
- how about ten thousand?!
the woman thought for a while, after all
thats a substantial amount
- well ok, but not here
so they walk into a dark alley, she takes
her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts
in the world.
The guy starts fondling and carresing them, S**king
and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
is getting a little impatien
- are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
- naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me ;)
Good one
By TourettesGuitar 1209499667 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat about the one where he asked to have sex with a girl... he said "would you have sex with me for one million dollars"... she said yes... then he went down to half a million... sure, she said, thats a lot of money... he kept going down.. 250,000.... 100,000... 10,000... finally went down to $100... insulted, the woman replied, "what do you think I am?"... the man replied, "Well, we already established that, now it's just a matter of price!"
By tawemo321 1206769598 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI love it.
By FactChecker1199 1206926501 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGreat joke. That's really smart! XD
By devo2 1204497225 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove.com that must be quite something. cen u pass her number...???
By rubs 1210316934 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat was me.....why didn't you call?
By BroderickG 1208140644 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove...say anything to any star no metter how big and pretentious and totally get away with it. He`s a VERY VERY funny guy
By MrAndy 1149257939 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei have never seen this guy before but he is great. witty as hell. they all actually made this hilarious, but it all started with the boob comment. haha, great stuff.
By b1nkalicious 1204922900 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGood ol John always has the funniest stuff to say. Oh, how i love british humor.
By phosphor112 1149314722 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt was completely hillarious all the way through... Hugh Jackman was funny and he and Jonathon played off each other marvelously. I think Halle was a bit taken aback at first but, as you can see, she caught on quickly. And, Lorraine Kelly was fab as always.
By sharmie 1150978221 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removegood sense of humor, its also respectfull
By Copernicia 1204322255 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI too am a great joker!
By fukkad 1210317185 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJonathan Ross is funny as!
Halle berry needs to get her baps rite out
She has twice you know.
In Monsters ball (terrific movie) and Swordfish.
Halle does get her baps out, check out Monster's Ball, then really enjoy her moment :))
By Synasysm 1151679391 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveTerribly confusing! Good one!
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A guy was walking down the street holding a small, cute poodle . It was just a puppy .
He saw a friend of his coming towards him .
He said to his friend, " How do you like this puppy that I got for my wife ? "
" I'd say that was a very good trade ! "
her breasts confuse me, too...
By thorsilente 1208684197 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveErica Asahan wrote:
She is undeniable one of the hottest creature on the planet! Love her! Love Hugh more tho!
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By sexybeastmisa 1208286371 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelove Jonathan Ross! :D
By pphheerroonn 1208018290 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeshow em if ya got em i guess.. makes for good tv.
By Big Cat Brian 1205502317 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat breast?..her u mean?..huhu..more better in her "sword fish"!!
By Tuyin82 1205472875 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOh the British are not afraid to say anything
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i dont think shes all that, but hes funny,,,,
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By speed2 1183275347 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAll hale the king, Johnathan Ross!!!! Fantastic.
By Purdster 1156583426 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat a sence of humor i liked that :)
By n3w 1155554484 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI LIKE IT ALLLLLOT
By Anton88 1155064388 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJonathan Ross is a very talented guy. BBC Radio 2 show is funny!
I used the line 'Sorry, I was staring at your breasts' on who is now my present girlfriend, who asked me for the time whilst waiting at the bus stop last Summer. It was never meant as a pick-up. But then, she doesn't look like Halle Berry unfotunately. Nice baps though! :)
I think halle berry can get any man to lose their train of thought!!!
By robdog2006 1149168538 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemy my but they were rather huge...
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It's pretty good and it should be at least near a "5". Just goes to show that some can take a joke and not feel so sensitive in today's modern world.
We're not living in the 1800s.
hahahah and he actually admitted it
By matola 1159584516 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIf I said that to Halle Berry I would probably be slapped by her.
By tugamix 1158635006 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow was that funny?
By theadmin 1154201621 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow the hell is that funny, dry...
By theadmin 1154201561 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThis happens to me all of the time when I see a woman as beautifull as Halle, how can a human being grow so awsome...?????
By mike73 1151414025 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeheloo
ay body can do some translation i'm lost
The Dox, hahahaha you made me laugh. Funny vid.
By lildevilamz 1150392206 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removetotally lost.... wht was he saying!!
By sidnagpal 1149327946 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJust don't let her drive
By PJalst 1149204391 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemovePretty funny guy. Is he some late night talk show host in England?
By Coolsam 1149194417 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHe's jonathan Ross, has a friday nite talk show and also appears on other comedy shows. Extremely funny guy, cant pronounce his R's at all which is often used by others to take the piss outta him
By no_shit 1149215402 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveJohnathon ross is hillarious right and for those people who dont like him just because he cant say his own name ... be ashamed... taking the mick of peoples impediments like that!! yes shame on you all ... long reign king ross
By xmattiex 1149184044 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI am missing out on some of the words Jonathan Ross is sayin... could someone write it down for me... Plz !!!!!! :)
By Cuintheicu 1160252464 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehes honest
By Man In Twilight 1151038027 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Hally bery i love you !!!!!
Well you better start spelling her name right then!
By The Dox 1149337219 Reply Spam [+18] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeoh man thats great!
By PiSsY LiSsY 1157848743 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveKind of sad when you can't even spell her name right. I wonder what she'd think of you?
By The Michiganian 1155614141 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHalle's surname is not really Berry. It's Tosis. Halle Tosis. Geddit? I'll get me coat.
By heiry_johnster 1157456566 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemöchte innen sie!
Not many men can get away with saying "Sorry I was just staring at your breasts"
good mood.. wonder what would have happened if there were no cameras present? ;)
By retro.hack 1149168757 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesorta a clue that there are cameras around in that you're watching a recording, don't you think ;-)
Nah, this is just what the show's like, its why its such a popular show.
misread your thing, sorry about that.
By KX36 1149885511 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenot as nice as he said
By paradoxams 1149166269 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removedamn shes hot!! but old...lol !! i kinda like the action in the movie but the story turned out stupid... i am sure any one of them would take this medicin to become normal...
learn how to spell medicine before coming on and bitching abou x3
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