Ali G At Anti-Abortion Rally

just commite suicede
ps this show is great

WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS FU*K YOU MOMA FOR GETTING PREGRANT WITH YOU. I'M PRO LIFE MY SELF BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE DEALT THE WRONG HAND WHEN THEY HAVE A KID (YOU) PISS ON YOU.

Of course you do realise that the pro abortion lobby are going to use you as the prime example for their argument.

A WOMAN CAN DO WHATEVER I'M NOT GOD SO I WILL NOT JUDGE.I UNDERSTAND BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO WOMEN AND SOMETIMES THAT MAKES THINGS DIFFERENT. BUT I HAVE 3 CHILDREN THE LAST ONE OUT OF WEDLOCK AND WHEN I FOUND OUT AND THEY WERE TELLING ME YOUR A SINGLE PARENT AND SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE 2 THERE ARE OPTIONS BUT THE ONLY WORRY GOING THROUGH MY HEAD WAS HERE I GO AGAIN NO SLEEP FOR AWHILE NO T GETTING RID OF HIM AND HE HAS BEEN A GODSEND.

go fuck yourself and you won't have to have a kid (like me). or worry about abortions. but you don't have to worry about that anyway though right? nobody wants to fuck you most likely.

lol legend

lawl... im for abortion... for the simple reason that a woman has the right to her body and she can choose whether or not she wants to deliver the baby or not

It's not a woman's body, it's the life inside. Plenty of women have premature babies everyday. If one went into the hospital and killed her 1lb. baby (I know a lady that had one last week) the whole country would be in an uproar over it. She would be charged with murder! What's the diff? Murder is murder, in the womb or in an incubator. It is the same child, same development, same size.

of agree with you, in your last scenario the woman should take the full responsibility.

Still, my respect for the man who accept his responsibility and take a part in the kid's life. And not much respect for the man who chooses to abandon his child.

your speak the truth. I'm not for abortion untill men have the same rights as women. AKA if they can abort we can abandon.

that is brilliant and I plan to use it often! my feelings exactly!

I'm for ab-Then u r a baby killer!!

Then you are for baby killers!!

Anyway, I am anti-abortion but this video is verry funny. The priest needed to explain himself, he could have been a Lutheran, Episcopal or Orthodox priest so the questions about sex shouldn't have fazed him.

perhaps someone close to you (girlfriend / wife / mother / sister) will have the fortune of being gang raped. You are warped to say you should have that child!!!

The Catholic Church sucks. Want to try something funny? Ask a Christian or Catholic dude if they love Jesus and then laugh at them for being gay. They hate that.

When you grow up in the Catholic Church you really have to "Love your father."

Do you love your father? Does that make you gay?

someone who wants his ass pounded by Jesus.

that was pretty blasphemous. i think that takes the cake for the most blasphemous thing ever said. wow, i have to tell my friends about that one. they will probably laugh. then we will all go to hello. "We shall overcome, we shall overcome, we shall overcome, we..."

thats good. funny stuff. lets hold hands as we walk through hell's gates together, i know i am going. you probably will too.

Buddha and Tao created nothing. If you want to trash Catholicism then you must trash everything that flowed out of it: universities, laws, political freedom, parliamentary democracy. Move to China, and then see what life under Buddha feels like.

Typical Christian propaganda. Rule of law came from Christianity? Please,... Where were you educated? The Vatican? But hey you forgot a couple of things: The organized racist policy against women for example. Probably the greatest organized racism in the history of society. It has been practiced for centuries without any internal debate. How about organized pedophilia and sanctuary to sexual predators. We definitely have to give the catholic church credit for that one too.
Oh yea one more thing. “Move to China?” Since when did religion and philosophy equate directly to sovereign nations? Pull your tiny head out of your rectory. You have been brainwashed and have no concept of truth.

What? The fuck? Women are members of a common gender, not a race. Nice try.

Are you another brainwashed Christian or Muslim? One who refuses to accept the reality that your responsible for your own actions? Does god have a plan for you? Do you constantly look the other way while your organization openly discriminates against innocent people and empowers sexual and financial predators?

I dont mean to get on a rant here but when will you fundamentalist religious assholes wake up and smell reality? You are following leaders that care about you as much as they care about a water spot on a rusted out 1984 Volkswagen Golf without a muffler. You are cannon fodder for zealots with an evil agenda. YOu dont have to sacrifice life and fun and sex and your bankroll to be a truly good soul. Good for you for at least speaking up. There is hope for you.

Human population distinguished as a distinct group by genetically transmitted characterist s.
Vagina, breasts, ovaries, would probably qualify as "Genetically transmitted physical charateristic s" wouldnt it? I think so. But I digress

Definition of race:

Definition of race: "Human population distinguished as a more or less distinct group by genetically transmitted physical characteristics ."
Vagina, breasts, ovaries, would probably qualify as "Genetically transmitted physical charateristics " wouldnt it? I think so. But I digress.

your mom didn't abort you.

uncalled for. Try to have this discussionin in an civilized and mature way, please

if your parents didn't care for you? Should they have aborted you?

is black/white. Abortion is a right of every female. Cope with it.

What is more important? No one should have the right to kill an unborn child, except when they have no choice.

Babies should be born so they can get dropped on their heads like you.

lame

fag

...sad

its not like the baby has developed in the short space of time, i dont mean to sound harsh, but..u know

What does development have to do with anything? It's still a living human being, no matter how small they are. Believe it!

the woman has biologicaly agreed to have a child, the child is now another human being, who has all the rights that human beings have, one of which is not to be killed. Abortion is murder, can someone explain to me the difference between killing a new born baby and killing a 6 month fully developed fetus inside the womb, does the mere fact that the baby is in or out of the womb determine wether it is human or not?

By Specific performance "having sex" both the male and the female have agreed to having a child in the event of conception... .therefore abortion would be a violation of said contract.

and use a condom, is that abortion? what about the pill? or what if you jack-off to internet porn and nut on a pape towel? is that abortion too? or does it have to be the moment of conception? so should we just chalk all of those wasted orgams to fun? or are they all a waste of time and valuable resources.

Straw Man

my best friend died about a year ago..she was pregnant and was supposed to give birth to her son 2 weeks prior to her death. When her family asked for a death certificate for the unborn child..they said no...and why? because the said the child was not a living person...it was a fetus...the child had 2 WEEKS before he was born...yet he couldnt be considered a LIVING being because he was never born...

he was buried with his mother, but in the eyes of the state..he was never legally a living being.

yeah , thats in the eyes of the state, in the eyes of the state a person who steels but never gets found out is not a thief, the law is tailored to help make things easy for people, it isnt perfect, infact its no where near perfect, just because a fetus is not considered alive according to the law it doesnt mean its not biologically alive, a fetus must be biologicaly alive it has a heart, lungs, brain...etc and even moves! yet it is still considered dead! How?

Although this guy is mildly funny, his jokes all come from the bowels of his toilet and it's also kinda hard to respect someone who doesn't respect others, so there. People are forced to "play along" with his jokes or risk looking ridiculous (and in most cases they are anyway). But I guess each to his own. On the other side, people with no sense of humor come off the worst, and this guy is a real test.

point really now isn't it.

im from the westmids in england you ass holes thats uk i ues to live off ali g respect! him u mother fuckers :)

i don't know why, but you deserve it. fuck off

making fun of the KKK or Nazis you wouldn't be talking would you?

people who take a stand.. But not when they want other's to submit to their opinion. They should respect other people's choice's. Most likely it's been a difficult and painful decition and process.

I couldn't have gone through with it, I would rather face the conceqense's. But that's me, I'm strong, and I've got family and friend's all around me who would've given me their support. Not everyone is that lucky

the frigging point of protesting if you want me to submit to your idea. that is pointless. oh i know i won't change anyone's mind, but i know what i believe in, so let's go protest. bullshit. your whole point is bogus. so you think all of those protestors in the 60s protested just for something to do, or do you think they wanted to change minds. where is your mind? do you have one? people like you are retarded. the only way to change minds is to put a bullet through them. we must kill all the fascist pigs. the people in power want one thing, more power. they only want power so they can have money. money is the root of all evil. everything goes back to money. and we won't change minds by protesting.

Hasta la victoria siempre!!! - che guevara

fuck the pigs!!! protesting is for people without balls. what has protesting accomplished. did they end the vietnam war? no. our asses getting kicked did. what about this war? no, it hasn't, and it won't. any other forms of protest work? how about ghandi? look what it got him, a bullet in his stomach. martin luther king? a bullet in the head. no, the only way to fight fire is with fire. water works, but this fire is much too big. the only way is revolution. our founding fathers told us that when our government was broken, it should be fixed. well, it is high time to fix it. i am sure the NSA is reading this as i type it. so they can go fuck themselves too. this idea of what america should be is bigger than any agency, any conservative government. any religion. we need a new america. a shining light for all for all of the world to follow.

Listen, yeah they believe in something. I admire them for standing up for what they believe is right. But you have to have a sense of humor about this kind of stuff. All humor is centralized within the way people do things and how we react to it. It's not a big deal that he is out there 'supporting' abortion in a group of anti-abortion / pro-life people. It's the fact that it's controversial that makes it so funny. Somehow, I think that if they were protesting at Nabisco trying to get more cream in the Oreo cookies, you would deal with it easier, even though those people might truely believe that Oreos need more cream. Myself included.

Where were you when i was defending Sarah Silverman's comedy for those exact same reasons? Geez, everyone was bashing me. Go check out her many clips on metacafe and HELP ME!